Simple Deer Boi

Trust me, nickname is a LOOOOOOOOONNNGGGG STORY😂 (Also no, I’m not a furry)

[grazer-razor]

i was looking at an elegant video titled “sonic funeral”, and there in the recommended videos bar, was a video published by halfbrick studios, the creators of fruit ninja and jetpack joyride. apparently, fruit ninja is getting a youtube original now. how crazy is that?! i forgot about fruit ninja long before i saw the video in the recommended videos list…

…and there was also a 360 lookaround video of the gravity falls AU, Monster Falls. i have always been interested in this AU, but the fact that someone actually made a 360 lookaround video of it… WOAH.

[tiktokarchive]

[A mashup between 'In the Hall of the Mountain King' and 'Low' is playing.]

[wholesome-gf-appreciation-blog]

[Monsterfalls AU]

Dipper: Being a cervitaur is weird. I have so many limbs.

Ford: Insect.

Dipper: Wha-

Ford: You have six limbs, so therefore you are an insect.

[Dipper proceeded to have an existential crisis.]

[zuzuya-a-deactivated20200318]

since i’ve been seeing a lot of invader zim and steven universe crossovers, i thought it would be important to share this with ya’ll, lmao

original video

[magicalcake-deactivated20230604]

THIS IS SO WELL MADE WHAT THE HELL

[khionkhrayon]

Sweet Nightmares, kids!!

😴😴😴

[deerboi-51]

Hear me out here:

In this episode Magica DeSpell=Bill Cipher

[catchymemes]

[doggosource]

you know who it is

[ifitaintbaroque]

[mudkipful]

Gravity Falls Undertale crossover- hotland

Keep reading

[deborah-woll]

bonus:

[goawfma]

priorites

[melee-hell]

[permanentlygoaty]

[video: Hideo Kojima plays a nintendo switch game where he and another player (both of whom are wearing sheriff’s hats) have a standoff, controllers at their sides, waiting to draw quicker than the other. Kojima adjusts his hat, looks at the onlookers, looks at the screen, then faces back to his opponent. they stare each other down for a tense moment. before the opponent can even react, Kojima draws first, lightning quick, and shoots. his opponent is visibly upset, having clearly underestimated Kojima, who begins flipping his controller around as if it were a revolver, finishing up by blowing the (non-existent) smoke from the barrel. an ocelot’s meow echoes as the camera zooms in on his face]

[kreetn]

You’re…pretty good

[borbtort]

i still can’t believe he guesses the EXACT time it says fire. no human can react like that. then again..

[wholesome-lesbiab]

Yeah I made my own Area 51 meme comp jsjsjsjs

[catchymemes]

[bubbleywubbley]

Accurate description of Florida.

[deerboi-51]

I live in Florida. This couldn’t be further from the truth. We’re a colorful, lawless land of vacation homes.

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

i know the photoset is everywhere

but the delivery of ‘why do piranha plant have bone it’ is funnier 

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[mydogisabutt]

MOMMY

[omamaha16]

NEVER RISK IT

[buldgebrothers-deactivated20191]

MOM

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Can’t risk.

-Xander

[underappreciated-cc-quotes-blog]

I am in a moving car that my mom is driving, I can’t not reblog this.

[spacechild85]

Won’t risk this, I love her too much

[crazypyp]

I never learn.

[dirk-menace-deactivated20260403]

I’m so weak

[creative-poptart]

Nope, keeping my mom

[lizardlover67]

…. I’m the weakest peice of shit today

[deerboi-51]

Same

[maisonderriere]

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

[jonah-dean]

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

[yo-its-matt]

It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and we all fucking know it