prisons are for burning

infj | 21 | virgo what are you doing here this is all mine... (hover on the + to quench your dry appetite)

[ror2]

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[theghostiedyke]

[nflstreet]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[oneheadtoanother]

[l-ile]

[vladtheunfollower]

absolute madman

[maeborowski]

self portrait

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[oakh4rt]

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

[silly-slacker-person]

King

[kkshowtunes]

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[weonsinnombre]

[lycanthrology]

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

[homoidiotic]

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

guys I am trying this new thing called drinking water throughout the day and it’s amazing?

[lichen-soup-scribe]

you rn

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

my body is naught but a waystation for water 😔

[v-lagopus]

"Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another."

--Tom Robbins, Another Roadside Attraction

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

incorporating that into my belief system

[loserforever]

I’m sorry officer, the water told me it wanted to be transported to Ronald Reagan’s grave

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

and who am I to deny water its holy pilgrimage

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

almost 20,000 notes… thanks a lot guys

[yossyislandd]

send cropped political memes

like this

[yossyislandd]

everyone’s reblogging this and no one’s giving me any lmao

[weaver-z]

I gotcha

[babyanimalgifs]

Doggie wins 

(via)

[magicath-420]

What does the dog think the stakes of this game are

[miss-krypton]

Hostage situation

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

I made a boomer oc to infiltrate Facebook groups with

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

look at my man, I lovingly crafted him on artbreeder and have passed through the cracks with him seamlessly

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

capitalism win! my boomer Facebook gets viagra ads

[reggiemess]

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

[asm0dude]

can you believe

[gabuchomp]