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[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[ventraman]

This could save your life.

[instructor144]

BOOST.

[aqueous2]

Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.

I especially appreciate this guy's commitment to actually showing the steps himself. That cold-shock response is a bitch and willingly subjecting himself to it couldn't have been fun.

[marlynnofmany]

I don’t live anywhere near water like this, but I am still memorizing this knowledge because:

* I might use it in a story someday.

* Any knowledge that staves off the dying is good knowledge.

[willowneptune]

i hope this makes you smile today <33

[deesauxcord]

I keep forgetting tumblr allows nsfw. Not complaining. I’m thankful

[deesauxcord]

16 and a proship??? you need help, you've likely been groomed

I have been actually :) I use proshipping to regain my sense of control thank you

[polishkurapika]

[babypink-yurilover2]

WARNING 18+

sex

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved

[kyraneko]

Ah, a splendid specimen of the Yule Cat.

Scientific name Felis navidad, of course.

[kellyjacobsbooks-deactivated201]

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

[shadowkat104-deactivated-blog]

major signal boost

[imgonnariverdance]

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

[livinglavidam]

This could save many lives, reblog

[blackglamgoddess]

!!!!!!!!!!

[lexxcreatedyou-deactivated20170]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blacks-n-chastity]

 We should all know this

[denothedog]

Glad to share

[finn-m-corvex]

As someone who has been revived: THIS.

I’ve had to learn a couple different techniques to combat this due to my heart condition. Being revived is NOT fun guys, would not recommend, and everyone should know how to help themselves.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

This is an art piece by Rick Gibson, and yes, it works.

It was placed in different nightclubs for a total of three days, and over 1,200 people decided to pay to use it

[deesauxcord]

The post I'm talking about was from like October but- Could you not cross tag? Like being a proshipper and putting Antiship or Antishipper in the tags is still a bit annoying but ok ig, but putting Proshiipers dni and dni proshitters in the tags is a bit excessive. If you want to find proshipper mutuals, go to the proshipper tags

Womp

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[xn3city]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[deesauxcord]

Proshipblr repost with your fav comship I’ll start us off

Tadahiro

[ip2lb]

[findme-at1am]

no joke who wants a date like this?

[anarchopuppy]

On this video and in this environment especially, all the “but actually stealing is bad” people need to shut the fuck up

Those people on the streets are being left to die right now. The people in this video are getting them masks, hand sanitizer, food, and more - the stuff they need to have a better chance to get through this

For fuck’s sake, if you’re going to use law and order to condemn people who are literally saving lives, you are a monster. Would you not do anything to save a life? Or is it just that you don’t see the lives of unhoused people as worth protecting?

[thevictoryfire88]

They are stealing work hours from people and causing more people to be poor cause if this shit. That is what happens so fuck your idiot self. This isn’t Robin Hooding.

[anarchopuppy]

1. That isn’t true

2. You. are. evil. If you’re willing to let people die on the streets during a pandemic in order to get retail workers decent hours, you are a fucking monster and I have no qualms telling you that. Why do the retail employee’s wages matter to you more than the unhoused people’s lives? How many hours would management have to give to their employees for you to agree to put a gun against someone’s head and shoot? If you’re really dedicated enough to the law to leave innocent people to die then you’re fucking soulless and I refuse to try to reason with you

[pianocat5]

This entirely. I’ve worked retail, they never held us accountable for losses due to theft, and honestly how could they? Shoplift, help your neighbors, the whole system is set up to hurt all of us anyway so fight it!!

[its-ino-bitch]

Literally when I was closing for w*l-m*rt electronic section I had, IN ONE NIGHT, 6 PS4 controllers ($60 each), 3 arcade machines ($120 each), and 3 home speaker systems ($500 each) stolen while I was stocking and helping other customers and I never, EVER, was held accountable for that despite being the ONLY person in the department that night. That’s aprox. $2220 stolen in ONE NIGHT, and it affected me in absolutly no way.

Stealing things that you dont need? Wrong.

Stealing from small, local shops? Not only Wrong, but massively a dick move, as this IS the situation where stealing affects employees directly.

Stealing from big-name franchise stores to help yourself or others, ESPECIALLY in times of need? Punk as fuck and totally right, dont let anybody tell you otherwise. They wont notice the shit missing, and even if they do? It wont be significant enough to even *begin* to make a difference to them.

[anarchopuppy]

How did you say “a bunch of entertainment luxuries were stolen on my shift and there were no repercussions to me or any other workers, only losses to the company and regular people getting free luxuries” and then follow that up with “but don’t steal things you don’t need like luxuries though, because that’s wrong for no particular reason”

I really really don’t get this Protestant ethic type of response from people who do support shoplifting, where something becomes immoral simply because it’s frivolous or unnecessary. I see it all the time. Like, yeah, shoplifting is a victimless crime, but only do it if you’re poor for some reason? If you steal something simply for enjoyment that’s sinful, only people with disposable income should have PS4′s because poor people don’t deserve anything other than bare minimum paycheck-to-paycheck misery

Fuck that noise. Steal cute clothes. Pirate video games. Sneak into movies. Yes, it is bread we lift for - but we lift for roses, too

[s0urk1w1]

The director’s chair 💕 (their pda makes everyone extremely confused)

[deesauxcord]

Note :: If I don’t like a fandom you like I will not unfollow you. You do you unless ur an anti. Them imma torture you probs

[deesauxcord]

Add our other media’s !!

Discord : .centrisys

X / Twitter : Centrisys

TikTok : thecentrisys

[cadengravity]

Media: have canon profic/proship/comship stuff

Antis: PROSHITTER STAY AWAY FOR THIS MEDIA, THIS IS FOR US

[deesauxcord]

Name that fandom

[deesauxcord]

Incest