romeo coded

Jack | 19 | they/them | dyke and proud | exmormon |

[defenestrates-you]

JESUS IS RISEN!

jesus sees His shadow

jesus gets scared and goes back into the tomb

six more weeks of damnation for us all :/

[defenestrates-you]

getting a fucking RING OF KEYS TATTOO TODAY IM CRYING

[defenestrates-you]

thinking about running away lately.

lucy dacus -triple dog dare// tracy chapman- fast car// the lumineers- sleep on the floor

[butterflykittensunshine]

pizza pizza me so hungy me so hungy was the most britta thing that could have happened on the show. not the time she bonded the group together through killing a frog, or her reign over the meowmeowbeenz empire, but the way she got high in almost every timeline and was hungry to a singing and dancing degree

[heartcellar]

here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

[flappingpussylips]

random 2000s lesbians on abandoned 16 year old flickr account you mean absolutely fucking everything to me

[flappingpussylips]

more beautiful and swagful women

[datasoong47]

[disneyweirdness]

[apricops]

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

[trombonesolo]

man inflation's hittin hard

[thecoolertails]

[courtofthevampireking]

[nebulaad]

taco bell takes all those crunchwrap pictures with 40x the amount of ground beef that they will regularly allow, not permitting more than a fucking teaspoon of their meat slurry to put used per dish, and then have the unmitigated gall to tell me its worth ten dollars.

[nebulaad]

and you know I think that's how fast food truly rips us off by selling the impression that their workers are teens/college students, perpetually bored and lazy at their easy job, because that way people assume when they get a shitty serving of food it's because some kid just couldn't be arsed to do his job versus the fact that they won't buy anything that could even pass for food, rely on the franchisee for training, and continually reduce their portion sizes while raising their prices.

[ethicallysourcedhumanmeat]

I don't normally comment directly on posts but I made grocery store grab and go sandwiches from 2020-2022. In that time the meat in one of our more expensive sandwiches went from 100grams to 70grams to 30grams.

The cost of the sandwich went up.

The changes are enforced. Management is supposed to randomly select 3 store made items every morning and weigh them/the ingredients and loss prevention comes in ever 3ish months to more thoroughly check weights.

you're allowed to be over 10% of the dictated total item weight but you can be 'reprimanded' if you're consistently over even if its within the 10%

[nebulaad]

you're so valid for this and it was a valuable addition (me, pacing back and forth: food service is lying to us), but what a fucking story to tell with your username dksjhdflskjhfljk

[decomposingpoet]

Hate the sin and traumatize the sinner with such a amount of shame and fear that they live in constant guilt and/or kill themselves 🥰 #godislove #wwjd #spreadkindness

[titsay]

[seobot]

[montparnasse]

me: why’d u give me an F??

teacher: you haven’t turned anything in all semester.

me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?

[punchholesinthesky]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[kppigpen]

I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that.

But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he's fairly certain I'm just not applying myself properly here.

[dr-paine]

You know damn well that can't just stay in the tags