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I need Help gay/bi boys
So I have a friend who recently came out to me as bi. He wants help flirting with guys but, unfortunately I am not a guy. Also I don’t flirt with guys very well even as a girl?? So please help with some flirting advice for him.
Thank you lovelies!!
~ Queen
AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately
this is the best post on this website
Please fucking stop
Hangry
this bitch empty
YEET
dog:
I need Help gay/bi boys
So I have a friend who recently came out to me as bi. He wants help flirting with guys but, unfortunately I am not a guy. Also I don’t flirt with guys very well even as a girl?? So please help with some flirting advice for him.
Thank you lovelies!!
~ Queen
Coming out as a slave, and imma join the jedi
gotta make qui-gonn proud, because i’m way too old
it was only a sith, how did it end up like this
it was only a sith, it was only a sith
now she woke from her sleep
and i’m catching a cab
but my lead’s up in smoke
and she’s taking a stand
now mace windu is dead
im becoming a sith
and a hood’s on my head
but she’s clutching her neck, now
he takes off his dress, now
“we were bros”
i just got cooked, it’s killing me
i can’t feel my toes…
JEAAALOUSY, turned me into a machine
killing off all the jedi, choking out those who survive
but it’s just the PRICE I PAY, DESTINY IS ALL I SEEK
TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY
‘CAUSE I’M MR. DARK SIDE
that was a long fucking way to go for a joke and im just glad someone did it
Same energy
A C H I L D
adam driver
gladam driver
sadam driver
madam driver
dadam driver
uncladam driver
bonus bilingual round:
im badam driver
Sweet jebus. I need mouth to mouth now.
This is genius and hilarious.
I’m utterly offended that this doesn’t have more notes and it’s not even my post!!!!
Badam tss Driver
Adamn Driver
OH DEAR
Reblogging because this is my favorite thing on the internet.
Reblogging because I thought “madam driver” was gonna be a completely different thing.
Best thing of today
I love all the Adams
Radam Driver
Hatdam Driver
Abdam Driver
Badam Driver
I’m afraid this is gonna be my most significant and widely circulated contribution to the fandom. this is my legacy.
Madam Driver
hehe i cant believe i made this
Mattam Driver
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER!
I’VE CREATED A MONSTER
😏😏😏😝😝😝
Lad-um Driver
The whole thing is hilarious but I died over Mattam Driver addition. 😂😂
It’s better now!
Windex isn’t carbonated
But….. the scent………………
They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity
Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful.
Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.
Read more.
I love history.
Role models tho.
The gay one
No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history!
The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this.
But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.”
So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“
God, I adore history.
”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”
So I did a written composition on the details of a piece of art from history, and remembered this post, so credit to all of you, because I took everything written on this post, and made it meet a page count of 8
reblog if you're trash
science side of tumblr pls tell me why i get gayer when the sun goes down
Sun goes down, no more natural rainbow.
Gays make rainbow
You know that feeling when you do literally ANYTHING ever and then your parents turn it and make it a problem about you. Like, it doesn’t matter what it is but somehow they manage to make it “you did something wrong” like you can try your hardest to be good enough but you never are. I hope to the high heavens that any of you who see this don’t understand the feeling, but if you do, I am your parents now, okay?
Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs
#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED
They are harvesting our sorrows
True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.
So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.
The grim beeper
Wasn’t gonna reblog till I saw the pun
HEY TUMBLK
your wish is my command…
He Is Here
yes, for you..
he Has Arrived…
yes! a bold request..
Frosty….Stealth
BUT OF COURSE DARLING….
There she Is….fashionably late As Always
I…can’t handle this?
It’s a mood
lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend
This wasn’t a dream this was a premonition
Let it be, Amen
