sometimes i think things in my head

23 — he/they — bi as fuck — official thoughts-haver

[definitely-not-myrcury]

it me!

[opossumgirltongue]

do you think anyone has a ytp kink . can only get off to sentence mixed porn

[bedsofrosies]

do yoy think anyoyna hasasas a ytpink. can only get off to BOOBS. can only get off to DICK. can only get off to sentence mixed pentence

[blackpyrefly]

fuUUuf. i'm mumming

[elliespectacular]

Visit Original Link

[definitely-not-myrcury]

cock

robot cock

[gomjabbar]

that one song from persona: trinity soul that’s a swanky chill jazz song but then this rando starts rapping over the music one minute in without warning and they’re the worst bars you’ve ever heard in your life

[gomjabbar]

[wayneradiotv]

im in the house like carpet

[sacred-portal]

[rebelpeas]

fandom will talk about a man being every flavor of closeted queer before they talk about his canon misogyny

[sisterreisaid]

In fiction, misogyny is okay. Murder is okay. This is because fiction is not real.

Rather than getting upset about the behavior of fictional characters, it is better to ask yourself, "what is the author trying to convey?"

[rebelpeas]

yeah so i asked myself that and it turns out that in this case the author is usually trying to convey “i hate women”

[rebelpeas]

and it’s crazy because that wasn’t even what my post was about. this one is actually completely about the way fandom interacts with spoken misogyny in fiction, by regularly and extensively conflating it with repressed queerness and/or using (headcanoned) queerness as a tool to justify and excuse the overt textual misogyny. i’m not even talking about WHY the writers chose to make this guy suck about women specifically, i’m just pissed off because i keep watching “omg so gay” tv shows and movies as recommended by other queer people and it turns out the “gayness” is in fact just a man hating women

[gayestcowboy]

ok i can’t take it anymore. the profile pic is getting changed. i am now karkat until further notice

[dedalvs]

By special request from the LTS Discord…

Who’s more sexually desirable: Scar or Thanos?

No context; no middle ground. Choose your fighter.

Who does it for you?

Scar

Thanos

Remaining time: 8 hours 2 minutes

[definitely-not-myrcury]

I AM SO GAY FOR MEN AND WOMEN (AND OTHER) AND HUNGRY FOR PASTA

[morsyr]

more chirin

[dopeandlegit]

[calicotisane]

This video made me start rocking back and forth and pacing for 10 minutes. Elephant trots like a dog and goes through a beautiful blue pipe and turns red and eats a big banana and gets really fat and goes up stairs and slides down a slide and hits a ball and meets its friend and has fun I literally cant take it its overwhelming my entire body

[definitely-not-myrcury]

Ravel Bolero

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[porcelain-dollbones]

i don't really like it when western mythological terms are applied haphazardly to essentially unrelated ideas. this is a completely lost battle but a lóng is really not a dragon, it is its own thing with only surface level similarities

[porcelain-dollbones]

i especially dislike many works that try to fold all sorts of different mythologies into a single consistent schema because they tend to heavily privilege western conceptions in doing so- see 'dragonology' books twisting basically every mythical reptilian under the sun into the mould of 'a species of dragon', implicitly centring the beowulf-style firebreather as the default from which all other mythologies derive, or basically anything that does worldwide vampire bloodlines

[porcelain-dollbones]

relatedly a qílín is not a unicorn, a fènghuáng is not a phoenix, and a jiāngshī is not a vampire, and it can impede understanding when they're approached from the standpoint of being the 'chinese version' of these concepts from western myth

[definitely-not-myrcury]

me when im in a bloated bureaucracy contest and my opponent is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland's very own Home Office

[definitely-not-myrcury]

congratulations me on finally hitting 200 pounds! not that i was trying to, but it's such a nice round number for a nice round man

i don't reeeally care about the number on the scale, but if i am going to weigh any more than this going forward (not implausible), i think i'd rather be more active while doing so. so i think now is the time to get big muscly arms and legs awooga!