You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
| Words: 225,814 | Chapters: 16/?
🌑Love, Death and Rollerskates by Spadillelicious
Rollerskater!Sun, Janitor!Moon, Metalstar!Eclipse x Staff!Reader
~~ [AU & Designs: @spadillelicious]
After moving to Crescent City in the 80s, you pick up a job at the local roller rink Party Planet. Ironic, considering roller skating is definitely not one of your talents.
On the bright side, you get to work with the friendly Sun. On the other hand, you also have to interact with the gruff janitor and security guard Moon on a daily basis.
But when staying after hours one day, despite being strictly instructed not to, you find out a terrible secret that changes everything you knew about Sun, Moon and Crescent City forever.
| Words: 98,091 | Chapters: 18/?
☀️Celestial Sundown by clutterspace
God!Sun, God!Moon, God!Eclipse x Human!Reader
~~ [AU & Designs: @pillowspace]
There was something slumped beneath a tree, and you had no idea what it was. The sunlight shone brighter where it laid, despite the leaves above not differing from any of the other foliage.
It was such a small thing to notice in comparison to everything else, but it brought a small hysterical giggle out past the lump in your throat as it finally clicked in place what you were seeing.
It was a god.
You are a peasant living in the middle of the woods, Sun is the god of day you brought back home with you, and Moon is the god of night tucked away in the Celestial Realm.
| Words: 83,805 | Chapters: 7/?
🌑In Deep Dreams Between the Waves by NaffEclipse (AO3 account required)
You see a fish, but the fish isn’t really a fish, because he looks up at you with big yellow eyes, wide with fright. Large black pupils dart around frantically. He’s small, less than half your size, which surprises you. You know mers are supposed to be big sea monsters that sink boats or cause storms, but you don’t see a monster. You think of a baby while staring at his chubby round face, creased with fear, and his small tail.
| Words: 55,644 | Chapters: 5/5
☀️Song Fish Amid the Stars by NaffEclipse (AO3 account required)
“If I may, Detectives, I believe that the score is set at a tie on how many times you’ve both let me slip away under your watch.” You grin at the sun and moon like faces of your opponents in this game of cat and mouse. The narrow slice of Detective Moon’s gaze becomes threatening, where Detective Sun curls and uncurls his fingers in anticipation of whatever scheme you’re concocting.
| Words: 174,134 | Chapters: 15/15
☀️Pisces Caelestis by S_V
Mermaid!Sun, Mermaid!Moon x Human!Reader
~~ [AU & Designs: @sortvaniliekrans]
Underneath the glowing eyes, a great maw opened to hiss at you, baring several rows of needle-like fangs, wicked looking and sharp and also glowing in the blacklight. As the thing hissed, the cries started up again, more frantic this time, and accompanied by- it almost sounded like scratching?
And it was coming from behind you.
The bleeding creature had never been the one wailing.
| Words: 76,588 | Chapters: 13/?
🌑Wintersweet Spirit by NaffEclipse (AO3 account required)
Your visit to a beautiful, tucked-away mountain town leaves you curious about the beliefs of a mythical beast who watches over the peaks and snowy ranges. An ill-advised trek toward the summit sends you tumbling directly into the mythical beast's domain as you must accept his guiding hand to endure the harsh mountaintop.
He is power and brightness, and the only one who can carry you through the snow.
| Words: 34,212 | Chapters: 3/3
☀️Celestial Omens by BamSara
Siren!Sun, Siren!Moon x Human!Reader
~~ [AU & Designs: bamsara]
When you are ten years old, you find two creatures, bloodied and injured, trapped a net on the beach near your home. You save them, make friends with them, and return them to the sea, leaving you to wonder later if your friends with the Sun colored scales and fins that shone like the full Moon were real or imagined up by a childhood of loneliess.
Time passes. You hear stories of monsters, Sirens in the water, one that is a good omen if spotted, promising your safe voyage as long as you respect the rules of the ocean, and one that sinks ships and eats people for fun. Just folktales meant to scare children.
A decade later, they return the favor, though they don't plan on leaving you so easily this time.
| Words: 36,318 | Chapters: 3/?
🌑Sources of Light by JackOfAllRabbits (AO3 account required)
Alien!Sun x Alien!Moon x Human!Y/N x Alien!Eclipse
~~ [AU & Designs: @maudiemoods]
Space has always seemed so far away until now...
Your life was mundane and simple; work, eat, and sleep. Taking small joys as they come to you and trying not to worry. Then, a summer night like any other takes a dramatic turn when you encounter a pair of aliens who had not anticipated meeting a human. In a panic you find yourself swept away onto their ship and now must navigate a universe of unknowns, starting with your strange abductors and the secrets surrounding them.
| Words: 120,077 | Chapters: 15/15
☀️Signs of Life by JackOfAllRabbits (AO3 account required)
Alien!Eclipse x Scientist!Y/N
~~ [AU & Designs: maudiemoods, @jackofallrabbits]
A new scientist has been hired to the Faz Co. research facility in the heart of the desert where any number of secrets can be kept. You are full of curiosity and are especially interested in a particularly fascinating subject that Faz Co. is holding.
A certain dangerous alien. Will you get too close for comfort? Is it worth the risk?
This fic is something of a sequel fic to Sources of Light and will revolve around Eclipse. This fic can stand on its own but there might be mention of past events.
| Words: 127,034 | Chapters: 13/?
🌑Cryptid Sightings by NaffEclipse (AO3 account required)
Perhaps this would scare a person, being all alone in the woods in the dark, but not you. You’re too intertwined with the paranormal and inexplicable. It’s in your blood. That doesn’t mean your heart won’t pound with terror when you face something with fangs and hungry eyes for flesh, but you don’t run away, and that’s what matters most.
You will face the monsters.
| Words: 253,823 | Chapters: 21/21
☀️What the Tide Keeps by Cipher_the_Sidhe
Mer!Sun, Mer!Moon x MerHandler!Y/N
~~ [AU & Designs: @cipher-the-sidhe]
Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Mega Water World, the premier aquarium in the world! Enjoy our state-of-the-art rides and attractions, our dazzling animal performances, and prepare to be amazed by the stars of our show: live mers!
You are a mer handler at the illustrious Mega Water World. Or, you were, until something happens to the mer in your care and FazCo buries it all under red tape. Driven by grief and guilt, you team up with a fellow handler to uncover and bring to light the company’s unethical practices surrounding the mysterious mers they keep on display.
But what do you do when your search for the truth brings you face to face with two abandoned mers wasting away in the ruins of one of FazCo's old holding facilities? The mers are hurt and scared, but you are determined to make up for your past failure. You are going to take care of them, even if it kills you. And with two traumatized mers to contend with, it just might.
When you're invited to the Kingdom of Pleiades to try and woo Prince Sun or Prince Moon's hands in marriage along with many other suitors, you are less than enthused.
During your stay however, you get acquainted with their court jesters Dawn and Dusk; two performers with such wild personalities much different to that of royalty. Dawn with their bubbly personality and quick witted jokes, Dusk with their small pranks and sleepy like attitude. You can't help but want to spend time with them instead of the princes you now avoid.
If only you knew that Dawn and Dusk, Prince Sun and Prince Moon, were one in the same.
| Words: 20,692 | Chapters: 2/?
🌑Apex Polarity by NaffEclipse (AO3 account required)
In the Arctic, all is beautiful and cold and lethal. You tread over ice and underneath, a dark, powerful siren stalks you. Though you try to resist, you succumb to the lure of the mer and his decision to have you.
How do you survive an apex predator?
| Words: 125,998 | Chapters: 12/12
☀️Long Road Ahead by bubbiesaur
Samebody!Sun/Moon/Eclipse x Human!Reader
~~ [AU & Designs: @bubbiethesaur]
You didn't want a PleasureBot. You didn't need a PleasureBot. But here you were staring at a box from PleasureWorks (subsidiary of Fazbear Entertainment) and cursing your aunt. Just because you were alone doesn't mean you were unhappy. At least that's what you told yourself.
But when you open the package, you get a lot more than you bargained for. There's a long road ahead for the three of you...as long as you survive the first night.
| Words: 206,115 | Chapters: 18/?
🌑(Don't) Fear the Reaper by muzzle
CampCounselor!Sun, CampCounselor!Moon x Human!Reader
~~ [AU & Designs: @muzzlemouths]
Ten years after the tragedy that befell Camp Cosmo, something stirs in the woods, growing restless. A simple phone call embroils you in the fate of six guilty counselors, haunted by their past and a vengeful shadow that won't soon let them forget.
Your own innocence is called into question when friends become enemies, placing a target on your back, and you're met with a choice: play along, or become the next victim.
| Words: 61,870 | Chapters: 7/10
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☀️Product Testing by Bearitt
Samebody!Sun/Moon x Staff!Reader
You’re not exactly sure why you were chosen for this specific task they gave you, other than that you basically signed your life away in the fine print of your work contract and can’t really refuse what they ask of you but nonetheless it still makes you wonder.
| Words: 2,152 | Chapters: 1/1
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🔞The Pizzaplex Nighttime Mechanic by crickyluv
Same body!Sun/Moon, Glitch!Eclipse x Mechanic!Reader
~~ [AU: @crickyluv. Sun Design: crickyluv. Eclipse,Moon Design: crickyluv, deliasmoothie]
You finally got the job as the nighttime mechanic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex! Unfortunately, you get a double shift. At least you get to spend time fixing the animatronic you knew best: Sun!
This is a slow burn that eventually turns into NSFW. There is a TON to get to before the spice comes.
| Words: 223,793 | Chapters: 49/?
🔞I Watched You Become a Stranger & How to Lure a Handler by IcedMetalTea (AO3 account required)
Mer!Sun, Mer!Moon x Handler!Y/N
~~ [AU & Designs: @icedmetaltea]
You work at one of the few aquariums cleared to house merfolk as a handler for twin mers who live in a sort of petting pool targeted at kids, as they've proven to be harmless to humans through the years. You spend your days taking care of them and supervising their interactions with the public.
You arrive at the exhibit for your early morning shift and, as you prepare for the day's visitors, the automatic door to the room malfunctions and slams shut while you're inside. You find yourself trapped with no sources of food, and the two creatures who have a very big appetite.
You decide to try and summon a demon to destroy the world as a big bang to end all of humanity. Then earn the lavish life you wanted when you went to hell.
Instead you get two small demons who say they can satisfy your very desire, except the desire you called them for.
You worked as a researchers for endangered species at a sanctuary.
One day, two of the newly discovered seahorse merfolk species come into the sanctuary after being caught in a net left in the ocean. Instead of releasing them back to the wild, the upper ranks at the sanctuary decide to use them for a breeding program.
Over the next few months you must decide to help your new friends escape or force them to spend their first mating cycle trapped inside of the sanctuary.
| Words: 28,299 | Chapters: 2/2
🔞We Can Serve You Better, Than They Can by Bearitt
RoyalGuard!Sun x RoyalGuard!Moon x Princess!Y/N
~~ [AU & Designs: @flusteredfools]
It wasn’t your fault, none of it was but you were the one who was punished and both Sir Sun and Sir Moon hated that. It was the King’s affair with the Sorcerer that caused your unfortunate fate. He played with the wrong heart, made too many promises with no intent to keep them; and you, kind, sensitive, beautiful, youngest of seven royal children, last in line to the throne, originally the King’s favorite child, you took the punishment.
A curse of lust, only to be cured by someone who truly loves you for more than what lies skin deep filling you up entirely; true love, they scoff. Every day as the sun sets, your body lights with an inner fire, every touch you feel feels hundreds times more sensitive to you and you yearn and beg for someone to hold you, fill you and ease the flames you feel burning inside.
In the King’s attempt to keep his secret and your curse hidden, he built you your own annex; a few trusted servants, staff and just you, furthest away from everyone else until you were able to find your true love and lift the curse.
| Words: 26,266 | Chapters: 5/5
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🔞Reeling You In by BrainrotObsessions
Mer!Sun, Mer!Moon x Handler!Y/N
As their handler, Sun and Moon relentlessly attempted to court you, often in ways that just came out needy, as cute as it was. As much as you loved them, you constantly had to hold back from returning those affections. But over time, it was slowly cracking away at your resolve.
A new tactic is what finally gets you to break.
| Words: 12,965 | Chapters: 2/2
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🔞Tempting the Stars by H_Grail
SamebodyAndroid!Sun/Moon/Eclipse x Technician!Y/N
You’re a Repair Technician that lives at the Pizzaplex, nothing weird about that. The days are filled with the hustle of making sure that the characters are in tip-top shape, well all the characters except for the Daycare Attendant.
You’ve never seen them and they have their own tech, but what happens when suddenly that tech has to take an indefinite leave of absence and you are the one that is responsible for filling in the position?
| Words: 45,815 | Chapters: 7/7
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🔞Firstborn by SmolKiwii
FlowerFairy!Sun x Human!Y/N
A terrible disease had ravaged the country, claiming the lives of many people. All you had left was your little sister Cassie. Unfortunately, she too has fallen ill. Your hope for a cure is via contract with the Lord of Flowers. Only a life can pay for a life.
In other words: Trope where the fairy asks for your firstborn to be his- literally.
| Words: 28,502 | Chapters: 4/4
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🔞Killing You with Kisses While They Get the Knife by crickyluv
SlasherHuman!Sun x SlasherHuman!Moon x Human!Y/N
Soleil and Atlas found college bemusing. It wasn't any better than high school. People were awful, people save for you.
When they snapped, they came up with how to fix everything. Punish the cruel and unjust, save the kind and merciful. Never hurt you. Even if you somehow got in the way, they couldn’t hurt you.
People laughed at them, so why not dress up as jesters? Clowns that would get the last laugh. Code names Sun and Moon. Guns were so unclassy, neither one would use one if they could avoid it, but a machete and an axe with knives as backups seemed just perfect for them. They had no time to waste. They were late for a party.
If you have any fic you wish to recommend me, please do! Though that will not guarantee it entering this list. And do consider that, as the title says and as I stated at the start, the fics added to this list are soley X READER/YN thus the relationship between the reader and the DCA is romantic or queerplatonic to some degree or can be interpreted as so <3
I love how such wildly different fandoms could all kind of come together in a singular goon-cell moment when any kind of oddball character doesn’t have like,, obvious biological cues. Like. Hmmm, yes, what an odd little guy. Slap a tentacle dick on them and call it a night. Not shaming, I fuckin love that shit.
The things new Villainous fans have to do to watch all the content is weirdly nonintuitive, especially if they don’t know Spanish. So! Here I’ve collected what we’ve got into one post! (edit: This focuses on availability within the United States. People from other countries can share info with me, and I’ll update this post!)
Thanks especially to @nightfurmoon for translating so much!
Bit of a long post, so more images and links under the cut! Most of the linked videos have English subtitles and Spanish audio, unless noted otherwise.
Also! With the Amara links (a site that allows subtitling on YouTube videos), many of the videos have Japanese subtitles as an option, if that’s of interest to you. <3 (You can also add subtitles in your own language!)
Edit: I VERY MUCH recommend checking out Nighfurmoon’s new Villainous Masterpost! Lots more links and content, such as secret websites, characters’ social media accounts, and comics.
Teaser trailer (English)
“The Dreadful Dawn” - episode 1, pilot episode (English audio)
Pilot episode / Episode 1 (English subtitles, Spanish audio)
Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!
More rarer images of Neil, my beloved:
20 years.
I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.
If Legend didn't have better control of himself - and wasn't surrounded by people - he would have leaped with joy. Yet despite the veteran's image that he tried so hard to remain, he couldn't stop his giddiness from making his shoulders shake with laughter. This laughter didn't come from a clever joke or a bit of slapstick. Rather, it was the kind of laughter a mad scientist would let out after bringing their pet project to life.
In a way, that comparison was accurate. All those countless hours of hard work had finally paid off. He scanned the page one last time, delighting in how smoothly his understanding flowed alongside his eyesight. After so long, he had deciphered your written language and he could make sense of every word. And he did it all by himself, no need to go crawling to you asking for help.
It had been frustrating, for sure. The adventurer that had been on so many quests, seen so much and felled even more monsters had beaten his greatest foe yet (at least on the intellectual side). He wore his badge with pride, he had earned it.
With that same prideful smirk on his face, Legend stepped up to his otherworldly travel companion. "Ha! Read it and weep, [Name]." He showed off the piece of paper with the words "suck it" written in your language. "I cracked the code. I can read and write in your script now. You can't make jokes about me behind my back anymore."
Others like Wind and Sky came closer to admire the veteran's work, concluding that he was telling the truth, in spite of his boasting. His words might have been lofty and perhaps a bit over-the-top, but anyone could see the hard work he had done, especially you.
Even though he had done it for a less-than-wholesome reason than simple linguistic curiosity, you did feel a little touched that he would go so far out of his way to learn your written language. That's not something anyone - let alone you - expected of him, yet he did it anyway. And all good students deserved their praise, didn't they?
"Herzlichen Glückwunsch! Du hast so hard gearbeitet." ("Congradulations! You worked so hard.") You have a big smile and thumbs up.
You could hear a pin drop at that moment. Everyone suddenly had the same thought; oh, you were the embodiment of evil for this.
Worth it. You could barely hold back your laughter as Legend subconsciously let go of the paper in shock, his brain too busy trying to keep up.
You pat him on the shoulder lightly before picking up the paper. "Pane oma suu kinni enne kui putukad sisse lendavad." ("Close your mouth before bugs fly in.") With those words you sat down by a nearby tree. "And you should work on your penmanship a little more, some of the letters are a little too similar to each other."
"WHAT?!"
You couldn't help but chuckle a little as the vet stomped away in a huff while a few others laughed along and teased him some more.
The small smith of the group decided to join you under the shade. "Okay, I was going to say that maybe that was going a bit far, but I take it back. This is pretty funny." He spoke watching the vet have a fit off somewhere at the edge of camp.
If Legend didn't have better control of himself - and wasn't surrounded by people - he would have leaped with joy. Yet despite the veteran's image that he tried so hard to remain, he couldn't stop his giddiness from making his shoulders shake with laughter. This laughter didn't come from a clever joke or a bit of slapstick. Rather, it was the kind of laughter a mad scientist would let out after bringing their pet project to life.
In a way, that comparison was accurate. All those countless hours of hard work had finally paid off. He scanned the page one last time, delighting in how smoothly his understanding flowed alongside his eyesight. After so long, he had deciphered your written language and he could make sense of every word. And he did it all by himself, no need to go crawling to you asking for help.
It had been frustrating, for sure. The adventurer that had been on so many quests, seen so much and felled even more monsters had beaten his greatest foe yet (at least on the intellectual side). He wore his badge with pride, he had earned it.
With that same prideful smirk on his face, Legend stepped up to his otherworldly travel companion. "Ha! Read it and weep, [Name]." He showed off the piece of paper with the words "suck it" written in your language. "I cracked the code. I can read and write in your script now. You can't make jokes about me behind my back anymore."
Others like Wind and Sky came closer to admire the veteran's work, concluding that he was telling the truth, in spite of his boasting. His words might have been lofty and perhaps a bit over-the-top, but anyone could see the hard work he had done, especially you.
Even though he had done it for a less-than-wholesome reason than simple linguistic curiosity, you did feel a little touched that he would go so far out of his way to learn your written language. That's not something anyone - let alone you - expected of him, yet he did it anyway. And all good students deserved their praise, didn't they?
"Herzlichen Glückwunsch! Du hast so hard gearbeitet." ("Congradulations! You worked so hard.") You have a big smile and thumbs up.
You could hear a pin drop at that moment. Everyone suddenly had the same thought; oh, you were the embodiment of evil for this.
Worth it. You could barely hold back your laughter as Legend subconsciously let go of the paper in shock, his brain too busy trying to keep up.
You pat him on the shoulder lightly before picking up the paper. "Pane oma suu kinni enne kui putukad sisse lendavad." ("Close your mouth before bugs fly in.") With those words you sat down by a nearby tree. "And you should work on your penmanship a little more, some of the letters are a little too similar to each other."
"WHAT?!"
You couldn't help but chuckle a little as the vet stomped away in a huff while a few others laughed along and teased him some more.
The small smith of the group decided to join you under the shade. "Okay, I was going to say that maybe that was going a bit far, but I take it back. This is pretty funny." He spoke watching the vet have a fit off somewhere at the edge of camp.
Mech: a lot of the animals have this thing called a tapetum lucidum. It’s a a layer of tissue in their organic optics that gives off that reflective glow when light hits it just right. Works as a retroreflector, helps ‘em see in the dark.
Mech 2: uh, yeah? We’ve all seen those four-legged things crossing the road out on patrol. Hound gets real upset when he finds one dead.
Mech: …have you noticed the humans don’t have one?
Mech 2: course I did! Humans can’t see for scrap in the dark, it was in Ratchet’s briefing. One of ‘em, anyway.
Mech: so humans can’t really see in the dark because they don’t have a tapetum lucidum
Mech: …but without a tapetum lucidum, they don’t have that optic glow to give away their position. Not only do they still roam around in the dark mostly blind, but they don’t want anyone knowing they’re there while they do it.
Mech 2: …huh
Mech: they evolved to be like this on a planet full of things that could eat them. It makes you wonder
Mech 2:
Mech: what kind of creature evolves to prioritize stealth in darkness, over being able to see? what kind of creature evolves the ability to detect and hunt organics in the dark based on their optic glow, while not possessing that glow, themselves?
i do think it's incredibly funny how grian, upon discovering that he put dried baby ghasts under the rug in his bedroom, was weirded out and horrified by himself, and then decided to send joel a semi-threatening message to try and out-freak him. however! this did not work, because joel, upon seeing it, was mainly concerned with whether or not grian stole HIS dried baby ghasts to put under a red rug in his bedroom where he walks all over, and when it wasn't, was very confused, claiming that it's entirely normal. to walk on dried babies.
guy who wants to be creepy and insane so bad versus guy who just genuinely is so incredibly strange that he does not see what's wrong with what he's doing in the first place
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