xiii

[lavalamps]

[raccooncomic]

100. Productivity

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bocceclub]

wow i wonder if that 300 year gap could be explained by any outside factors…….whoa! for some reason it lines up with the timeline of britain’s invasion and subsequent colonization of ireland! wild, huh? i wonder if the two are connected in some way? i guess the world will never know….

[trickstertime]

“why do the Irish hate the English so much? It couldn’t have been *that* bad!!”

This was in place till 1973.

[commie-cosmo]

Seeing non irish people reblogging this makes me happy

[animals-addiction]

My two favorite things in the world cats and books 

[unokmindent]

[comparingmeerkats]

[the-clown-wars]

[scifiseries]

[mugasofer]

Return from the Stars, by Stanislaw Lem, published 1961.

[trzykabanosy]

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance”

— An Ideal Husband Oscar Wilde

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have an “infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters” approach to my content in the hopes that someday ill have unknowingly recreated all the classics of literature in the form of inane dumbass posts. ive never read a book in my life and im not starting now

[so-long-yall-deactivated2015020]

“never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them” — very bad and unfortunately very common writing advice

[underking]

“Do you want this sandwich?” she elaborated, acquiring the sandwich from her rucksack with a set of fingers.

His visage was set aflame with a smile. “Sure,” he postulated.

[noctumsolis]

This took a decade off my life.

[jackfryst-a-deactivated20201014]

SPY (n.) — a person employed by a government or other organization to secretly obtain information on an enemy or competitor. ❜

[sixpenceee]

This strange creature was found on the sea floor In Bali. It turned out to be a carnivorous nudibranch.

[the-shitposting-king]

A what now

[lamiasinstockings]

meat-eating nakedstick

[sixpenceee]

Law professor Roger Fisher suggested that nuclear launch codes be implanted in a volunteer’s heart. The president would be required to personally take the life of an innocent person before taking the lives of hundreds of millions. (Source)

[wearethemakersofmanners-deactiv]

[eeveedream]

Bruh

[axebombah-deactivated20150404]

[steveisnotonfire]

This has been in my queue for four months.

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[fatmanatee]