VisionQuest but it’s sponsored by Elmer’s Glue so they glue Vision back together with school glue and someone “accidentally” gets borax on the wet glue causing the first AI powered slime.
Bonus points if the someone is Agatha
h
occasionally subtle
taylor price

#extradirty
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
AnasAbdin
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

if i look back, i am lost
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
No title available

oozey mess
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosmic Funnies

blake kathryn

tannertan36
cherry valley forever
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Algeria

seen from Malaysia

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Germany

seen from Pakistan

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
@defnotlinear
VisionQuest but it’s sponsored by Elmer’s Glue so they glue Vision back together with school glue and someone “accidentally” gets borax on the wet glue causing the first AI powered slime.
Bonus points if the someone is Agatha
My chemical romance RPF ship fic called “Emos to Lovers
This fanfic shit easy asf
CollegeBoard you lowk got that SATussy (rizz)
The Zendaya hat theory is much deeper than we thought… (50% chance of clickbait)
As many people know, in 2014, Zendaya wore a comically large hat. On the surface this was fun and a “statement”, but I have reason to believe that the true meaning is much darker.
For some background: In the book “The Cat in the Hat” by Dr Seuss, the main protagonist - and namesake of the book - is a black and white cat with a red and white striped hat. This, however is a completely inaccurate description.
I have reason to believe that Zendaya is (or was, further studies are needed) possessed by the Cat in the Hat.
Although it may sound insane, I have evidence.
According to an article (Linked below. Research sources are provided inside article), cats release oxytocin: a “love” chemical. The Cat in the hat is no ordinary cat though, so it may be possible that it has mutated in some way, causing the oxytocin to be hypnotic.
Even with that though, remanning questions linger: How did The Cat in the Hat get to Zendaya, and why Zendaya?
The answer to the first question is glaringly obvious, the famed “hat” that The Cat is in, is in fact Zendaya’s hat. The Cat obviously hid in that hat while it was being transported, and when Zendaya put it on; The Cat was now in control.
Why, however is a much less simple conclusion to make. Perhaps The Cat was lonely, or maybe it was searching for power. The possibilities are seemingly infinite.
When you cuddle a cat, the ‘love hormone’ oxytocin is rising in both your brains.
park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream aboht me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream aboht me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream aboht me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me. park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me.
Phoebe Bridgers does NOT put the fun in funeral, its actually quite the opposite
Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out
hurt no comfort + math = trigonometry
*elaborate Magical Girl transformation sequence when a pawn turns into a queen*
starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes
honourable mentions
if i’m ever having a bad day i just need to remember that peter parker is definitely having a worse one
If I’m ever upset that I’m not some universes version of Spider-Man or other spider-themed super-person, I remember that I could be suffering like Peter Parker.
ao3... please don't do this to me now..
Wild cherry gummy sharks belong on stuffed crust pizza; if you disagree, you are incorrect.
I badly want to start saying “this is my Swarovski Shrek” to refer to any outrageously expensive yet ridiculous object I start coveting. If anyone says “what the fuck” and asks what I mean, well. It’s their lucky day to learn about Swarovski Shrek
locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing
Once I figure out how to master furbie communication, its OVER for y'all