my ego is mathematically incalculable

67 original thoughts left!!

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VisionQuest but it’s sponsored by Elmer’s Glue so they glue Vision back together with school glue and someone “accidentally” gets borax on the wet glue causing the first AI powered slime.

Bonus points if the someone is Agatha

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My chemical romance RPF ship fic called “Emos to Lovers

[laciffo-natas]

This fanfic shit easy asf

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CollegeBoard you lowk got that SATussy (rizz)

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The Zendaya hat theory is much deeper than we thought… (50% chance of clickbait)

As many people know, in 2014, Zendaya wore a comically large hat. On the surface this was fun and a “statement”, but I have reason to believe that the true meaning is much darker.

For some background: In the book “The Cat in the Hat” by Dr Seuss, the main protagonist - and namesake of the book - is a black and white cat with a red and white striped hat. This, however is a completely inaccurate description.

I have reason to believe that Zendaya is (or was, further studies are needed) possessed by the Cat in the Hat.

Although it may sound insane, I have evidence.

According to an article (Linked below. Research sources are provided inside article), cats release oxytocin: a “love” chemical. The Cat in the hat is no ordinary cat though, so it may be possible that it has mutated in some way, causing the oxytocin to be hypnotic.

Even with that though, remanning questions linger: How did The Cat in the Hat get to Zendaya, and why Zendaya?

The answer to the first question is glaringly obvious, the famed “hat” that The Cat is in, is in fact Zendaya’s hat. The Cat obviously hid in that hat while it was being transported, and when Zendaya put it on; The Cat was now in control.

Why, however is a much less simple conclusion to make. Perhaps The Cat was lonely, or maybe it was searching for power. The possibilities are seemingly infinite.

Owning a cat will change your brain. Here's how.

When you cuddle a cat, the ‘love hormone’ oxytocin is rising in both your brains.

[wolfstarwitch70]

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Phoebe Bridgers does NOT put the fun in funeral, its actually quite the opposite

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

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hurt no comfort + math = trigonometry

[quasi-normalcy]

*elaborate Magical Girl transformation sequence when a pawn turns into a queen*

[minyicho]

starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

[ladyg1rll-deactivated20260404]

if i’m ever having a bad day i just need to remember that peter parker is definitely having a worse one

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If I’m ever upset that I’m not some universes version of Spider-Man or other spider-themed super-person, I remember that I could be suffering like Peter Parker.

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ao3... please don't do this to me now..

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Wild cherry gummy sharks belong on stuffed crust pizza; if you disagree, you are incorrect.

[c-rowlesdraws]

I badly want to start saying “this is my Swarovski Shrek” to refer to any outrageously expensive yet ridiculous object I start coveting. If anyone says “what the fuck” and asks what I mean, well. It’s their lucky day to learn about Swarovski Shrek

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

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Once I figure out how to master furbie communication, its OVER for y'all