Dehydrated Shakespeare

she/they ☆ 19 ☆ avid enjoyer of niche media ☆ also dehydratedshakespeare on ao3

[kaxenart]

Project Hail Mary was brought up on the Fellow Traveller Games discord.

[dehydratedshakespeare]

the episode came out today there's no 200k word fix-it fics yet T-T

[fellshish]

not even a kiss in the old man yaoi au

[dehydratedshakespeare]

My babies

(Left to right; front: little me, giggles the clown, little sibling, bojack horseman, draculaura, wallace wells, doctor house; middle: angel dynamite from scooby doo mystery inc, tala from citizen sleeper, astarion, waldo, princess kida from Atlantis, leeloo from the fifth element, howl of howls moving castle; back: abed from community, the interdimensional prince from monster prom, Vicky also from monster prom, big mcintosh from mlp, silvermist from tinkerbell, Dr house and tala's son Asher the catboy, and marshmallow from bobs burgers)

[dehydratedshakespeare]

My babies

(Left to right; front: little me, giggles the clown, little sibling, bojack horseman, draculaura, wallace wells, doctor house; middle: angel dynamite from scooby doo mystery inc, tala from citizen sleeper, astarion, waldo, princess kida from Atlantis, leeloo from the fifth element, howl of howls moving castle; back: abed from community, the interdimensional prince from monster prom, Vicky also from monster prom, big mcintosh from mlp, silvermist from tinkerbell, Dr house and tala's son Asher the catboy, and marshmallow from bobs burgers)

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[figb4r]

no please I can be better

[ooppo]

Piss off

[dehydratedshakespeare]

My sibling agreed to buy tomodachi life for us if they didnt have to pay me back for their tadc movie ticket which I consider an absolute win

[sobcat]

[dehydratedshakespeare]

Simultaneously the best and worst part of tumblr is that it knows what im hyperfixated on and feeds into that for about a week then forces me to move on

[dehydratedshakespeare]

I just watched 2001 a space odyssey for the first time and hal started singing daisy and I turned to my mother and said to her, you are not aware of the amazing digital circus

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"there's no such thing as the dark side of the moon" yes there is. the dark side of the moon isn't always the same parts of the moon, but whatever side of the moon is facing away from the sun is dark. imagine saying "there's no dark side of the earth" when billions of people are experiencing nighttime at any given moment. shut up Neil

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[dehydratedshakespeare]

I may have only started watching figure skating a year ago and she may be retiring, but I would die for kaori sakamoto

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.

[nerdy-chocobo]

the fact that tomodachi life is releasing april 16, and barely a month later paralives is releasing.... I'm eating so fucking well this spring

[dehydratedshakespeare]

Who decided the ship name for scott and wallace is scollace because first of all wallace is definitely top so he should be first and either wallott or wott are both funnier than scollace thanku very much

[rabid-transcendentalist]