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@deidaras-ass-splinters
A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.
Are the rumors true, Pjack?
Yes i have been fingering myself until my body shuts down
“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck
Kidnapper: We have your son, Peter.
Tony: Oh my god, let me talk to him.
Kidnapper: Go ahead, you’re on speaker.
Tony: Dumbass.
Roadrat Master Post
I’ve been wanting to make this list for a while now, because whenever someone asks me why I’m shipping roadrat and why I think they’re canon (confirmed or not), I always wish I could just send them one link.
So here goes (feel free to add more if you think something’s missing)!
1) They hardly ever appear apart In all the official art, comics, etc., Junkrat and Roadhog almost always appear together. The other Overwatch characters will appear alone or with varying people, but the junkers are always together.
2) They have matching/linked skins As far as I know, Junkrat and Roadhog are the only characters to have matching skins (Junkenstein and Junkenstein’s Monster)
Please correct me if I’m wrong here!
3) Voice line development They used to have a voice line exchange that would go:
JR: You hook ‘em, I’ll cook ‘em. RH: Shut up.
But now the line goes:
RH: I’ll hook ‘em… JR: And I’ll cook ‘em! (x)
4) Matching Christmas sprays Junkrat and Roadhog now have a Christmas-themed spray showing the two junkers fistbumping while sipping drinks together on the beach.
5) They vacation/have fun together In the Overwatch comic “Reflections” we get to see what the Overwatch characters do for Christmas. Junkrat and Roadhog are seen having the time of their lives racing around in a car:
6) They have a (super gay) theme song When the comic was released, Twitter user biscuitzombie asked the official OW Twitter which song the junkers were playing in their car, and OW responded with “Down Under” by Men at Work. It was quickly discovered that the song contains at least one reference to gay sex.
7) They exchange Christmas presents As part of Roadhog’s Christmas skin, his gun suddenly bore the label “From: Junkrat”
and in a piece of art tweeted out by the official OW Twitter account, Junkrat can be seen unwrapping a t-shirt with a pachimari print, which Roadhog is known to love:
8) They are each other’s loved one When launching the “Reflections” comic, the official OW Twitter tweeted out: “Join our heros as they head home for the holidays and celebrate the season with their loved ones:
Junkrat and Roadhog are clearly celebrating together, ergo… loved ones! These were all I could think of, but please add more if I’ve missed some!
Additions (thank you to everyone who contributed!)
9) Coming out On National Coming Out Day, Blizzard posted a picture of Junkenstein and his monster with the caption: “Find some who looks at you like Junkenstein looks at his monster”.
10) Who’s the top? In-game, when a Junkrat kills a Roadhog, Junkrat will sometimes say, “Guess we know who’s really on top, don’t we?” and it’s pretty hard to imagine that the writers didn’t know double meaning of “top”.
11) Junker Christmas On December 25th 2016, the official Overwatch Twitter posted this picture:
It’s not an official Overwatch/Blizzard artist, but since it’s been posted by an official Overwatch account, it’s fair to conclude that they at worst approve of it and at best consider it canon. So, the junkers celebrate Christmas together <3
12) Big Lug Rare amphibology used in speech both in insulting and endearing way. Very likely, Blizzard did it for a reason.
13) Yet another set of matching sprays
This spray set shows the junkers charging into battle on Hog’s bike. They’re clearly having a good time together.
14) Matching couple’s t-shirts
Blizzard continues the couple rhetoric when it comes to Junkrat and Roadhog. They recently released new Overwatch merchandise, and they featured the Roadhog and Junkrat t-shirts together as a set/couple, and in their PR materials, they show a romantic couple wearing them together (original pics post here). This isn’t anything concrete, of course, but they keep using couple imagery when referring to the junkers.
15) Synced dancing
As the only Overwatch heroes, Junkrat and Roadhog dance emotes synced up so they clap hands/high-five during their dancing. Their dances are also directly related as they’re both old school hip hop dance moves.
16) The Plan (yes, all of it. It’s all gay)
17) The fucking song When sucked into the Nexus all by himself, Junkrat misses his “pal” Roadhog so much that he sings a sad, little song about it.
18) The Leg POP
19) Voice lines that suggest that Junkrat is just generally very fond of his Roadhog
Thanks to @fingurken for the contribution!
20) At the 2017 Christmas event, Junkrat’s beach skin features him wearing a bracelet that says “If found, return to Road[hog]”
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21) After the bracelet was blank for a while, Blizzard brought it back even better and stronger than before!
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22) Pirate (life) mates? In the Junkrat Pirate skin that was released for the Overwatch Anniversary event 2018, Junkrat appears to be wearing a ring that is identical to the one Roadhog wears in his matching pirate skin.
(source)
Scout Returns With News Of Quicker Checkout Line To The East
AARON`S INCREDIBLE WEEKEND PART 3
You know, it's a feeling of joy to wake up in the morning? I don't have one.
(I was about to post, but remembered that I hadn't listed Aaron in the tags. And I don't seem to have pointed it out before. Sorry, dude, the world is too unfair to you)
teacher: if you have six apples and give one to a friend what do you have?
neil, choked up: a friend
I love deidara hes so weird, had p much no impact on the series as a whole, killed no one of note (gaara was brought back to life so doesnt count) had basically no backstory, no tragic past, no family ever mentioned.... kid was just 19 chilling in his studio (he had a fancy studio??? was Deidara rich???) when a gang shows up and bullies his art and then recruits him for his art.. like. he thought itachi was hot and was angry about that. That was his internal conflict and they never interacted again
Neil : Kevin is so stupid how can he think tiny psychotic Andrew can protect him from the mafia
*a short while later *
Neil :so I've decided tiny psychotic Andrew will protect me from the mafia
aka The Scene 🙊
if this gets over 1k i will fight every single one of you
I embarked the aftg pain train again and wow, knowing what happens doesn’t make it hurt less, but this time I’m coping with fanarts I guess
i’ve decided i don’t like doing lineless art.
here’s them in a blanket <33
andreil playing in the same team until they retire plays out like
andrew: *blocks a particularly hard shot*
neil in the locker room after the match:
being andrew in the first book is like….. such a dramatic experience….
when your meds force you into a manic high 24/7 with no reprieve so you end up laughing whenever you feel a smidgen of emotion but the new kid on your exy team keeps doing suspicious shit that directly endangers your family and you don’t fucking like that
Neil: When foxes change their appearance for winter it's 'beautiful' and 'a product of adaptation' but when i change my appearance it's 'unnecessary' and 'something we need to report to the fbi'.
