The Rogue

@dekuknut-blog

Bilbo Baggins is me name, but most people call me Neil for some reason or another. I like kingdom hearts; sci fi books, movies, and shows; boffer fighting; and i might get into parkour while at college if i have time. I'm 21 but i don't look a day over 20 and three quarters.

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moxiimutant

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

jump-doughboy-jump

finally someone said it

blackmorgan

Meet Honey Bee, The Rescued Blind Cat Who Loves Hiking

Meet Honey Bee, a blind cat from Fiji with a beautiful spirit and a wonderful message of hope. Once upon a time Honey Bee lived at an animal shelter called Animals Fiji, but today she happily lives with her 2 loving humans and 4 other cats all the way in Seattle. After first adopting a blind cat, her owners likely didn’t know what to expect, but turns out Honey Bee is just like any other cat with eyes. Actually, Honey Bee is arguably WAY more incredible.

First and foremost, unlike most scaredy cats this brave cat LOVES to go hiking. On BoredPanda.com her owners write, “When we go hiking, we take her on our shoulders or with a leash. People say they love dogs because you can take them hiking, but Honey Bee loves hiking, too!”

Watch a lovely video of her hiking here.

atlinmerrick

I did not need my heart anyway. Here Honey Bee, you may have it. I hope it brings you even more joy than you already have. *happy*

adventjoe

daaaawwwwwwwwww

bunnyfood

gentlemanbones

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

podgybee-deactivated20171231

#got some major questing to do today

cowten-deactivated20220510

asterkid-deactivated20150106

what i literally do not understand ,

is why its ok

to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be

like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make me feel like shit

you’re supposed to bring your kids self esteem up not shatter it

tastefullyoffensive

Here’s a video of the fox cub playing with the ball (photo by scaredoftheman)

thatisnotahat

babygoatsandfriends

hop hop HOP

biscuitmango

I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

6sage

This makes me happy

#lilo and stitch

soypuffs-deactivated20150620

destinydiamante-deactivated2022

mostly nature

dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328

important life lessons:

nobody gives a shit. nobody cares unless it directly effects them, so don’t worry. chances are people are too busy worrying about their own bullshit to notice your fly is down. wear what you like. do what you like.

being friendly is very important. strive to be the person you wish you had around when you were in a bad spot in life. you never know what doors kindness will open.

nobody is compatible with every aspect of you. you can have your dorkin out friends and your art friends and your friends you talk to about deep shit and your friends who you just talk about the weather with and just because they dont overlap doesnt mean you or they are bad people

do not play sonic boom. sonic boom is a bad game. any amount of time or money you put into sonic boom is too much. i beat sonic boom co-op six hours ago and im still emotionally spent. do not play sonic boom. sonic boom is a bad, bad game. sonic boom is bad.

#cannot confirm the sonic boom part; haven't played #life

raephobia-blog-deactivated20210

#worms #caterpillars #bugs #yeah i know they're not worms that's just for people who don't like worm related things

avoidgettingread

Tear gas

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed. When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

torisoulphoenix

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

hollowedskin

Jesus christ.

almostdefinitelydying

also: if you’re asthmatic; get the HELL out of there. tear gas can cause and extreme reaction and kill you almost instantly. your inhaler will NOT do shit. just get the fuck out of dodge.

hollowedskin

Shit. Reblogging for more vital information.

nehaiya

^ ATTN: sickle cell anemia:

trouble breathing due to tear gas can cause a crisis if you have sickle cell anemia. I know this because Bahrain, which had protests, had several deaths and hospitalizations due to this. Considering sickle cell is prevalent in people with African heredity and no one’s mentioned this, thought I would share.