volume of forgotten lore

[polyampire]

if I was cupid I'd line up trickshots to form polycules all the time. it'd be all I ever do

[deleted-muser]

Trying to shoot through 12 people the way Odysseus shot through 12 axes

[deleted-muser]

Ive been getting into 60s music. I gotta Study it so I’ll be better at trivia

[bitchautism]

can everyone get woke again. I miss her. I miss woke.

[ozempicofficial]

[deleted-muser]

Having a cis boyfriend is just Penis Exposure Therapy

[redstonedust]

oh ofc you're a bottom

WRONG. i don't have sex. i'm on tumblr.

[dizzyghoast]

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

[triptychgardener]

I do love how quietly influential Homestuck has been on a generation of animators because it means sometimes I'm just watching a tv show and I have to pause and ask "hey. is that Dave Fucking Strider in the background?"

[triptychgardener]

Dude. What are you doing here

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[deleted-muser]

Call me a spiral starecase the way I people watch in wizard101

[fishing-princess]

Whatever. *Apathetically does a backflip and throws three daggers diagonally down at different angles*

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[miamaroo]

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

[ravioliet]

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[redstonedust]

do you think cats understand that we can't see as well in the dark as them or when i trip over my cat in the night is he like. bro what the fuck is your problem. stop being clumsy.