Witness My Ravings

Stereotypically ADD, bisexual, and trans (she/her)

[crownamedblue]

Blog intro:

Hey y’all, I’m a world builder and essayist, so expect that and short stories original content wise. I also play banjo, so I’m tempted to through that in here as well. For my original writing and stuff, it’ll be under the tag “#crowfeatherquill”. I do reblog haiku bot semi-frequently, sorry abt that, but it’s often pretty funny, which will be under the “#thanks hbot” tag. I also have a side blog themed after a bunny, so if you get a follow and the content doesn’t line up that’s what that’s about teehee

Much love to my beloved mutuals (I think I have at least 2?),

-CNB (not a minor, she/her pronouns)

Ps. Yes I do enjoy writing essays as if they were letters, but you can shut the fuck up about it maybe

[gatheringbones]

I love your agreeable and amenable and flexible nature and how none of your wants and needs ever get priority and how nobody even knows what they are to begin with and how you never start or engage in conflicts and never express even mildly unsavory opinions and get along with everyone from every conceivable group, that’s so trustworthy. hey quick question. do you happen to have an enormous pressurized reservoir of rage and resentment you feel like you can’t ever analyze or express because that would break the rules for the kind of person you are and if so, do you think a lifetime of squashing it down might ever backfire?

[copyofszalamireaktor]

theres a few different kinds of eternal life i think

-minecraft

infinite stagnation. everythings technically different - you have billions and billions of worlds, each bigger than Earth - but theres the same threats, the same creatures and grass and mountains. you will walk a billion miles and everything will be the same. the same deck of cards shuffled endlessly, until you've seen all of the quintillions of combinations.

-space engine

infinite exploration, but unable to do anything. you can see all the infinite wonders of the universe, but you remain a tourist by the simple fact that you can't do anything. the universe is full of barren, rocky planets and gas giants with no ground. it'd be a miracle to find a planet with anything more than single celled gunk floating around in the ocean. an eternity drifting through the universe.

-manifold garden

there is no real infinity, only the illusion of one. space folded into itself to give the illusion of eternity; really nothing more than a hall of mirrors. you will experience the same things over and over, climbing up stairs for years and making no progress.

-the backrooms

there is no infinity at all, only your own memories, fragmented and randomly glued together to make a frankenstein facsimile of eternity. it's huge - maybe infinitely vast - but all you're really doing is wandering through the same rotting memories removed from their context.

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

[hahshbsdisksnjsjsjebsdeactivated]

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[singularscissor]

thought these parts of the profile were also funny

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

was thinking about how the concept of god is usually characterized as male (thanks patriarchy) and i came up with a question: in christian theology,

does "God" have a penis?

surely the catholic church made some sort of ruling on this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY

[myfairkatiecat]

Hi, Catholic here—the only part of the holy trinity with a human body is the Son (Jesus) so yes, but also God the Father doesn’t have a human body so no, but the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are all the same being as well so yes, but all humans including women are created in the image of God so hypothetically He has everything else too. Hope this helps.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you it did not!

[rtm-drlng]

Using he him pronouns doesn't necessarily indicate having a penis does it gaudy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

see that's gender studies 101 but i wanna force the catholic church to ADMIT it

[doctoraxiom]

Also for what it's worth Catholic God doesn't use he/him. He uses He/Him which theologians insist is distinct from human pronouns.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so the catholic church wants you to respect their god's neopronouns

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

[teaboot]

hes in the fuckinh walls

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[fishing-princess]

Whatever. *Apathetically does a backflip and throws three daggers diagonally down at different angles*

[seasight]

I hope this email finds you dead and blind and buried. I’ve also attached my cover letter

[nnebuchadnezzar]

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[sneakyspades]

[neraiutsuze]

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow