had to delete this unfortunately

you can follow my main @agneswarda

[deletedsideblog1]

Der Grund, warum ich diesen Blog wieder aufgegeben habe, sind v.a. Zeit-Gründe. Sorry Babes!!!! Follow my main @agneswarda if you like :)

[afloweroutofstone]

You better start getting comfortable with the idea of an extremely broad anti-fascist coalition that includes tons of people who you strongly disagree with, because buddy, you're in one

[mswyrr]

There's nothing more despicable and decadent than prioritizing purity policing over moving large numbers of people together to stop the fucking neo nazis

[moral-autism]

aha. a good example of lefty complaints about the protest, thanks.

us liberals can put up with your "eat the rich" chants and you leftists can put up with our "eat the pizza" praxis.

(i did not personally have pizza, just, if your large protest is near a pizzeria and is not against pizza it may favor pizza.)

[rampagingpoet]

Related: a coalition of the Communists and just about anyone else would have stopped Hitler. But no, the Communists decided they would never compromise. And then they lost, Hitler became Chancellor, and the rest is history.

Don't be like Weimar Germany's Communist party. Stop the fascists, then worry about how some of your antifa coalition want to tear down capitalism entirely and some of them just want moderately higher corporate taxes and socialized healthcare.

[lurks-no-more]

Specifically, the German Communists were accelerationists. They believed (correctly!) that Hitler and the Nazis were a bunch of lunatics who would crash the German economy with their rapid rearmament plans and all the other stuff.

So they refused to cooperate with anyone else, especially not the Social Democrats (because the Communist leadership, and the Soviets giving them their orders, accurately saw SDP as their biggest rivals) and waited for the Inevitable Revolution when the German people would see Hitler and the Nazis were full of shit, rise up, and put the Communists in power.

What happened, of course, was that the Nazis seized power with both hands, bloodily purged their own left wing, violently crushed the Social Democrats and the Communists, and started the Second World War.

[zeitschluessel]

the german dub of the new doctor who episodes is still really good, but i wish they’d stop taking the easy way out when translating gender-neutral options.

i would love to see them take more risks, linguistically speaking.

like come on, let the doctor use a Glottisschlag! let donna use a neopronoun! be creative! have fun!

[official-german-unfug]

Deutsche Gävlebocken:

Der Lüdenscheider Fuchs.

[tessabennet]

Grumpy one + sunshine one ship dynamic? Don't need to tell me, I'm german and grew up with them

[german-garbage]

Fun fact, when I was 15 y/o I was in a mental facility for 3 months where we weren't allowed any phones or internet (or outside contact in general). We watched this stupid movie one night and bc there was nothing else there, I hyperfixated so hard on these two. I made up AUs in my head about them. I was DESPERATE.

[funkiest-ghoul-in-town]

Translation: „Horse parking lot only for house beer drinkers“

[monsterintheballroom]

(X)

Leute, wir sind am Arsch,wenn das tatsächlich der Fall ist (nicht,dass wir das in D nicht schon vorher wussten,aber bald weiß es auch der Rest von Europa) 🥸

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

Deutsche Synchros zu DreamWorks Filmen sind nie normale Synchros, es ist immer sowas wie Mark Forster, Lena Meyer-Landrut, Bastian Pastewka, Eberhofer-Schauspieler, deutsche YouTuberin die keiner mehr kennt, Hape Kerkeling, Tatort Münster-Mann, nochmal Bastian Pastewka, Bernhard Hoecker,

[langernameohnebedeutung]

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don't do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don't really know why, though)

other/press button!/don't like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Voting ended onJul 23, 2023

[blue-corvid]

Before I… crack them open?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

....before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

[blue-corvid]

WHAT IS THAT

[langernameohnebedeutung]

It's an egg cooker!

It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools

...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.

[asparklethatisblue]

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

[bonyassfish]

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

[langernameohnebedeutung]

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

The guillotine device from a couple of reblogs above is der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

das Ei (pl. die Eier) = egg

die Schale = shell

sollen = to be supposed to

der Bruch = crack, fracture

die Stelle = site, place, location

die Bruchstelle = site of fracture

die Sollbruchstelle = predetermined breaking point

verursachen = to cause

-er =suffix to turn a verb into a noun (genus m)

der Verursacher = causative agent

der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher = device to cause a predetermined breaking line around the perimeter at the top of a boiled egg so it can be opened neatly

Also: Eierwärmer, egg warmers to keep the eggs warm during a long Sunday breakfast. They are often handmade and knitted or crocheted in a decorative shape, but they can also be bought. Popular as a gift for Easter.

[billyranger]

so far this post has not yet answered the question: why an egg cup?

Shelling and just eating the egg like one would eat an apple, is fine as long as its a hard boiled egg. You can just bite into those and its fine. But once you introduce soft boiled eggs? You try to bite into one and suddenly egg yolk goes everywhere and its a whole mess. A soft boiled egg needs an egg cup, there it gets nicely beheaded (Germans literally call that "köpfen") and then you have a nice and easy to eat egg,

[official-german-unfug]

Shrinkflation merkt man so richtig beim Backen.

250g Schmand.

Good luck finding a Becher that's more than 150g (bio) or 200g (regular).

Fuck this honestly.

[spatort]

Warum ist Leo ripped?

Weil er früher dafür gemobbt wurde, dass er so schmächtig war

Damit er Adam beschützen/verteidigen kann

Um attraktiver für potenzielle Partner:innen zu sein

Weil er für seinen Job körperlich fit sein muss

Er macht einfach gerne Sport und das ist nur ein Nebeneffekt

Benutzt Sport als Coping Mechanism und das ist nur ein Nebeneffekt

Um Adams Aufmerksamkeit zu kriegen

Anderer Grund

Mehrere davon

Ergebnisse zeigen

Voting ended onApr 26, 2025

[littledragonkana]

Es gibt einen techno remix vom opening von Simsala Grimm? Und das slappt auch noch??

[thepetulantcat]

Ernsthaft, Welt? Spinnt ihr??

Meanwhile namhafte Springer- und Ex-Springer-Leute:

Bei den Redaktionskonferenzen Mäuschen spielen wäre was. Lol

[lovethatcoat]

BNN im Kontrast dazu:

[sprachgefuehle]

Die Anfrage der Union an NGOs mit der Begründung, man wolle wissen, wie Steuergelder verwendet werden, ist einfach noch mal hinterlistiger und besorgniserregender, wenn man weiß, wie wahnsinnig es ist, mit öffentlichen Geldern in Deutschland zu arbeiten. Ich habe das in verschiedenen Positionen in unterschiedlichen Institutionen gemacht, auch in NGOs, und wurde vor allem für meine fachlichen Kompetenzen eingestellt, aber verbrachte stattdessen den lieben langen Tag damit, Formulare auszufüllen, um zu begründen, warum ich ausgerechnet diesen Kugelschreiber und nicht einen anderen gekauft habe.

"Wir wollen nur wissen, wie Steuergelder verwendet werden!" Meine Fresse, Friedrich. Dann guck in deren Jahresabschlussbericht. Irgendwo zwischen den 1000 Seiten, die sie jedes Jahr überarbeitet und unterfinanziert schreiben müssen, findest du jeden einzelnen Kassenbon und jede einzelne Überweisungsbestätigung, die sie je getätigt haben, inklusive Tätigkeitsbeschreibungen, Teilnahmelisten und Fotobeweise.

[tinylilemrys]

hell yeah you funky little non-binary bear 💛

[shmegel]

Gatekeep Geschlecht Girlboss

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

gatekeep geschlecht [redacted]boss

[vincentiswatching]

Meine verzweifelte innere Stimme eigentlich jedes Mal, wenn ich die Polizeiarbeit im Tatort Saarbrücken sehe:

Okay, Drama, Freundschaft und so weiter hin und her, aber was... macht ihr da? Pia? Schläfst du im Büro? Leo, du berührst gerade Beweismittel ohne Handschuhe. Warum weißt du wie Heroin schmeckt??? Zum Glück, Esther, my queen, healing my sou- ADAM! Es kann doch nicht sicher sein, seine Dienstwaffe einfach in den Gürtel zu stecken! Warum isst du denn jetzt hier was? Das ist ein TATORT! Da liegt jemand tot auf der Couch und du-! Warte mal... DU HAST JA AUCH KEINE HANDSCHUHE AN! Jetzt geh doch nicht alleine- uuund weg ist er.

Und ich lieb's natürlich, aber ach du meine Güte.

[zuspaetort]