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authors notes on ao3 be like "hey guys! Sorry for the late update, I actually died lmao! Please be patient with future updates as it's hard to type on the computer as a ghost ^^"

ironwoman359

Guys this is it

This post, the one that you are reading right now, is my 69,420th post.

Post number 69,420.

I'll just go ahead and take that trophy for "best blogger ever" now, thank you very much.

funpression

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

not-your-lawyer

“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

mrsd-writes

I sent this post to my French sister-in-law and this was her reply:

So, it's almost true... but "chat" really sounds like "chatte", which means female cat but also pussy. So really it's "pussy, I farted"

greelin

pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

less wrinkles

yayyyy organization

it is done

cons

right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage

doggirldick

april

screenshots of hope and joy

lake-erie

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

football-in-tuxedos

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

animesickos

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

punkrorschach

nerdgasrnz

catcrumb

tomatocat spent time around other animals, big and small...

plaguedocboi

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

theboboshow

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

plaguedocboi

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

plaguedocboi

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

legsloveless

madlori

reblogging just for that last tag which sent me into mad gales of workplace inappropriate laughter

soy-celeste-deactivated20230905

Her name is Katalin Karikó. Hungarian. Daughter of a butcher. Her thesis work became the basis of the mRNA vaccine technology. Read the article here.

rat-tail-butch

My favorite bits from the article include how Dr. Kariko celebrated the fact that the vaccines that used her mRNA research worked

“On Nov. 8, the first results of the Pfizer-BioNTech study came in, showing that the mRNA vaccine offered powerful immunity to the new virus. Dr. Kariko turned to her husband. “Oh, it works,” she said. “I thought so.”

To celebrate, she ate an entire box of Goobers chocolate-covered peanuts. By herself.”

rainewynd

I sincerely hope she is recognized more than she currently is.

the-haiku-bot

I sincerely hope

she is recognized more than

she currently is.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

felixfathom

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears

guerrillatech

"Hey so it turns out that the people of earth accidentally did a global experiment to see if every individual could course correct climate change through mass personal change of habits, and it turns out, no! We can't! It was massive corporate activity all along!"