For Years I Was Smart, I Recommend Pleasant

A blog that’s not very good. I might post some writing or art. Or maybe I won’t.

[shikostuff]

[homefryboy]

when u lose 1 of ur 4 daily breaks

[x-looks]

[myxmentrashblog]

Date night look

[corhore]

The jorts stay on during sex. 

[delglasglowwriteslikehell]

Finally, some good fucking food

[strange-aeons]

do you even have a husband you slut

my HUSBAND Jeremiah is my ENTIRE LIFE

[delglasglowwriteslikehell]

Why is this so fucking funny

[memewhore]

[delglasglowwriteslikehell]

Paranormal Romance meets Cowboy Romance

[certasluas]

[delglasglowwriteslikehell]

Baby!!

[muydiferente]

[eeerlenwald]

Traditional painted Duny, commission for @n3ongold3n ❤️

[theslowesthnery]

guys help i’m LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND over these fat tiger art scrolls

(source)

[theslowesthnery]

UPDATE: HE FOUND A TINY FRIEND

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

High Romance Vampire Literature Looks on Main

[alphedhel]

I’m only gonna say this because I feel it’s needed for this sort of romanticism: follow the artery with your wounds, it’s vertical and that’s what a vampiric humanoid would bite. Also, if you expect to live through it, put it on the right side so you don’t bleed out and starve the brain of blood… the left side feeds the brain.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk…

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I didn’t live through it

[alphedhel]

Your marks should still follow human anatomy. You have one hanging out in muscle. Most vampire lore has them going for the blue easy target cause they gotta be quick, a lot of the time nearest the clavical to hide punctures from hunters under collars. I’m not trying to drag you, I’m trying to give you the best info to be the greatest Romantic Vampire Aesthetic you can be.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m not human

[who-needs-a-fuckin-blanket]

Bro straight up just accept this person giving you advice

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It’s nice but I don’t have muscles : (

[delglasglowwriteslikehell]

Ignore the haters on your Ophelian Vampire Aesthetic, be gay and put in as many bite marks as you want they can’t stop us with inaccurate sciences

[tzimiscelord]

@delglasglowwriteslikehell nobody here is trying to stop anybody. A piece of advice (or a piece of useful information) is just that. Not everything has to be either flattery or an attack. There’s a trillion of grey points in between.

[delglasglowwriteslikehell]

Knowing tumblr this is going transform into a political piece overnight if i leave it so I’m just gonna say that literally all you guys who have been trying to “critique” this lovely young lady’s cosplay have been annoyingly condescending, as well as being.

Like. Wrong, on all your points. Just because she exists does not mean she has to take your people’s advice on how ACTUALLY these arteries lead to the brain so she’d be dead. I could also point out that the bite mark could be achieved from tilting ones head dramatically and having their neck monched on, or, you know. Since the creator is into girls, a smaller one lying on top of her and just fucking biting. We don’t even know how her particular lore’s vampires operate, so its possible that turning a human and biting for blood are two separate occasions.

And lastly, since im especially annoyed to be pinged at this time of day. You lot are extremely fucking entitled to think that everyone just HAS to take your un-asked and undeserved advice. This isn’t a matter of Vampireologist being “stubborn”, this is a matter of everyone who can’t just fuck off when they’re told being insulted that she clearly doesn’t understand how SHES wrong and THEY’RE right. Nobody has to give a shit about what you say, or even acknowledge that you said it.

Fffss

[snartha]

hufflepuff more like hufflePREP amirite

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

If you know what this is referencing you deserve a senior discount

[vapidsoup]

[sushinfood]

Senior discount? What? It’s not that

oh

[toacody]

RENEGADE FLORIST

NEW PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: Protect and cultivate flora at all costs!

Source

Creator: Djokson

[daggerfall]

Well now that just really elders my scrolls

[thecollectibles]

“Diana” and “Lady Death” by Sabbas Apterus

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

The balls on this guy

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Anyway we need more of these people

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

[cerothenull]

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

[oriax]

[kelssiel]

this guy: if i had lactose intolerance i would simply cure it

this guy, eating a block of cheese: rip to y’all but i’m different

[particlemilk-unlockable-gender]

what the fuck

[tzimisceghoul-deactivated202602]

[samefeels-deactivated20150717]

you skate AND you die

[incessantlyphlegmatic]

My cousin Throckmorton the skateboarder could shred that

[fandomquoter]