Delightfully Off-Kilter

I thought I was a fangirl *before* I discovered the magic of tumblr. How naive I was.

[mitski-miyawakis]

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

[lovecrimebooks]

We recently surpassed 1500 followers – that’s so amazing!! Thank you so much guys!!

To celebrate this milestone we’re hosting a little giveaway :)

What’s to win?

The lucky winner gets a package with:

1 copy of “Radiance – A Fannibal Anthology”

1 copy of “The Art & Making of Hannibal”, signed by our German real life Will Graham, FBI-trained forensic biologist Mark Benecke, who is a huuuuge Hannibal fan and was so kind to donate and sign this copy for us (best guy!! <3)

3 posters by skull_with_fez, @tindu & @sheep-in-clouds

3 art prints by @the-walking-fannibal

3 art prints by Sophie Scruggs

1 sticker by @wolfisdottir

1 “Radiance” lanyard

1 “Radiance” tote bag

 The rules!

Must follow @lovecrimebooks :)

Every reblog counts, but please don’t spam your followers :)

Open worldwide!

There will be one winner.

The winner will be drawn randomly.    

If you’d like to signal boost without entering please tag your reblogs accordingly!

The giveaway ends June 15th 2018, midnight CEST.

Good luck!!

[iwilleatyourenglish]

today i learned that, when Jared Leto sent Margot Robbie a live rat as a part of his rude, bullshit “method acting” fo Suicide Squad, she was scared but still refused to abandon or harm the rat.

she overcame her initial fear in order to buy him a proper set up and take care of him until she found the rat a reliable owner, who… ended up being Guillermo del Toro for some reason?

so yeah that’s what happened with the Suicide Squad rat

[beckyhop]

I mean, I’D trust Guillermo del Toro with a rat.

[jalowdens]

[desperatelyseekingcannibals]

This is my fave. Prison haircut, complete lack of Person Suit, and zero fucks given. Perfect. 

[delightfullyoff-kilter]

YAAAAASSSS!!!!

[delightfullyoff-kilter]

Every time I stumble upon a different ship

Me: Huh. Never thought of that.

Three hours after art and fan fiction.

Me: HAHA. What is life?

[delightfullyoff-kilter]

Coming back to a ship after being away

Ship: New fanart!

Me: *gasp*

Ship: New fanfiction!!

Me: *double gasp*

Ship: More fluff and smut!!!

Me: *swoon*

[harringrovecryptid]

I mean…

[avengingbefore7]

Val: girls are so hot

Loki: guys are hot too 

Thor: why is everyone so hot?

Bruce: global warming

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

[boethiah]

a world where people acknowledge that 99% of drug/alcohol addiction is caused by untreated mental illness and/or shitty life situations rather than peer pressure and a spooky drug dealer 

[thistlecrimes]

i see no difference

[kuutamosonaatti]

Hannigram | a modern retelling of Beauty and the Beast

[mamalazzer]

Based on this (x)

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Open the way, the gods are coming

[bofadibeppo]

michaels is truly a family store

[iterativeimprovement]

A late-breaking (4/15/2016) update on THAT hot mess: an author I really like nudged Michael’s on Twitter and they’ve seen the error of their ways.

[ahsadler]

i can’t believe we kinkshamed michaels into a product recall

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[brainscrewz]

tonight at 8: maybe that pain is inoperable cancer and they’ll have to cut my uterus out :○

[destinyrush]

Tsitsi Masiyiwa. A true hero.

[rashemibabe]

I was about to say wtf is her NAME! I wish they’d stopped doing that and also what country of Origin!

[seals-need-love-to-live]

ALSO her husband’s business went under when they were married, they were completely penniless together, and then they built that business up and he made millions TOGETHER. She didn’t just marry some millionaire. Y'all have no trouble talking about Melinda Gates (using her name, not saying she’s just some woman who married a millionaire) but can’t do it with Tisitsi?

Tsitsi has a doctorate. She sits on the boards of PATH and END Fund, and is a founding member of the African Philanthropy Forum. She’s pretty incredible.

[nightwatched]

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

[a3esome]