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Brief PSA since I haven’t made any proper spreadsheet or carrd:

This blog is and will be used as a mean to keep practicing divination and work with different kinds of energies coming from outside my circle/coven. I’m going to take advantage of this opportunity to practice and compose in the English language as well.

My readings are FREE and will remain as such, that said, they will be shorter and less detailed than my usual, in-person readings — for my energy, health and time’s sake, I’ll go straight to the point and core of the matter at hand. (I’m able of answering more questions if I keep them short and direct for your needs. Translating and writing take time, too.)

Aside from readings, I’m going to treat this blog as a personal journey too. You will find the occasional gratitude post and more, so don’t expect this to be a soulless divination ATM.

Regarding my readings:

1. I expect you to take everything with a grain of salt. Don’t look at divination as an omniscient tool at your disposal. Destiny is not set in stone, and I trust you’re conscious of that.

2. I do not believe we are all meant for every diviner, and my readings are not for everybody. Don’t expect sugarcoating, don’t ask test-questions, don’t ask questions expecting a certain answer and so on.

Remember that not every diviner will look at the same picture. If you feel drawn to my energy or readings, then you’re welcome in this space. If you come from a place of skepticism, trying to prove or cross-test the reading another diviner has given you, then you’re going to be disappointed. Whether it’s mine or their reading that looks more accurate or trustworthy to you, it’s not an invite to be rude or offensive. Any holier-than-thou attitude will meet an immediate block. Don’t be disrespectful towards ANY diviner.

3. I DO NOT believe in lesser-valuable questions. Love readings, within their limits, are welcome, but keep in mind that simple questions require simple answers.

“Did XYZ enjoy our date?” is NOT a question that requires a full dive into channeling, you’re probably going to get a pendulum or tarot reading for that.

No readings about celebrities, doppelgängers, or anything of the sorts. Be honest and realist.

I don’t usually ask for detailed feedback because I don’t feel like pressuring anyone into giving one, especially since my services are free. I’m way more interested in how YOU felt, if YOU resonated with it, and if I provided any clarity or comfort to you. Your well-being is more important to me than skill-based feedback.

LOVE READINGS: I won’t read FOR third parties, that means I won’t tap into their energy nor I will give you private info about them. Giving me wrong initials, zodiac signs, etc. will not work.

LOVE READINGS: My readings are SFW unless stated otherwise, but I doubt strong or sexual language will be necessary for most of my readings.

HEALTH-LEGAL-FINANCIAL: These questions will not be answered, for your safety and well-being. I’m not a professional in any of those areas.

LUCK-FORTUNE-WEALTH: There’s a limit to what I do and don’t answer to. I won’t give numbers, symbols, days or whatnot for you to gamble or invest.

4. I have the right to turn down any question I don’t want to answer if I deem it inappropriate, uncomfortable or nonsensical (AND/OR bigoted, hateful, etc.) at my discretion.

5. I’m more than open to share or talk about my experiences, my craft and my practice. If you want to know anything about that before asking for a reading, feel free to send an ask.

That’s all from me at this moment. Wishing you all a nice weekend. <3

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Hi,,I didn't see your reply before you turned off your ask haha,thanks for opening it again. It's been a while I don't remember exactly what I wrote but my question was about beauty and I mentioned something about liking cola??? I would appreciate it if you took the time to look through and let me know if you find it. I could try sending it again if not. I know it's easy to send one again I just know I said some stuff that I feel was important that I can't remember that well and thus am not able to articulate as well again.

It was somewhere from july 11 to at most the beginning of july

It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I wanted to let you know that I received your ask and it’s on pending in my inbox. I’ll do my best to clear it through the weekend. :)

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I’ve opened my ask inbox once again. If anyone has rituals / spells requests that you’d like to see posted, feel free to send your request there. I’m currently working on some folklore posts, but I’m always willing to learn and hear what people need to see or get more info on.

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Folkloristic rituals to manifest your wishes (LUCK EDITION):

NOTE: These rituals require little energy and are suited for low spoons witches, hidden witches and spiritual/religious people.

NOTE2: Some of the following rituals have Christian roots + invocations, these should be interesting for Christian witches, so I’ll share them. If they are not your cup of tea, feel free to skip them, I can’t guarantee the outcome with a different invocation or prayer.

Cinnamon sticks have always been regarded as one of the most powerful “tools” for manifesting wishes. Alongside bay leaves, they are carriers of good omens and positive outcomes. Lets’s see how we can use cinnamon sticks to manifest wishes.

ATTRACT WEALTH:

To attract wealth, economic fortune and luck you must prepare a cinnamon stick, a black or green/gold marker, and optionally, your wallet.

Write on the cinnamon stick the desired sum of money you wish for it to manifest; please, keep it realistic, it’s very important to write the sum of money you *currently* need. Got a $1k bill to pay? Then write $1k or a bit more, don’t be greedy when it comes to supplication-prayers/manifestations.

Lick your index and middle finger of the RIGHT hand. The right hand gives, the left hand takes. Spread your saliva over the written part.

Invocate the Goddesses of Wealth. Fortuna Abundantia/Copia and Tyche, and tell them about your situation, ask them to cast their gaze over you and your situation. Ask them to share their wise gifts, their generous powers with you and your family so that scarcity, poverty and economic problems are kept at bay.

Alternatively, invocate Saint Matthew, Saint Anthony of Miracles and/or Archangel Sachiel, light a white candle and pray for their blessing.

The following prayer is very good for Saint Anthony:

Once you’re done with your prayer, take your cinnamon stick and put it in the purse/wallet you mostly use. That way, cinnamon will open all the paths that separate you from wealth and economic wellbeing.

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Lenormand vs Tarot vs Oracle

“What’s the difference between Lenormand, Tarot and Oracle cards?”

It’s not uncommon to mix these decks up, especially Lenormand and Tarot, but let me tell you: if you read Lenormand like you interpret Tarot, you’re faking and tampering your divination session. Not to mention, you’re the cause Mademoiselle Lenormand is rolling over in Her grave.

Mademoiselle Lenormand was a gifted woman, since childhood She was capable of hearing, seeing and foretelling many events. She had a gift, She wasn’t just a “diviner” in the modern meaning of the term, She was mostly a medium with superb intuition. Growing up, She designed a divination deck, HER divination deck; only Her was capable of interpreting the imagery with the utmost accuracy, everybody in France (and Central Europe) knew about M.lle Lenormand.

Did She only rely on Her deck for fortune-telling? No. She was well versed in other divination areas, the most documented one was Chiromancie, also known as “palm-reading” or “palmistry” in English. With the aid of visions, palmistry and other divination methods, She was able to accurately fill the gaps the cards (especially in short spreads, other than the Grand Tableau) left behind.

So what do Lenormand cards answer to / are best suited for?

Like I said, Lenormand’s cards give you a straightforward answer, you’ll never catch them sugarcoating the truth. They won’t tell you about the background aspects of your query, they won’t dive into the fears, hopes, feelings, thoughts or outside energies of the person involved. It is important to mention, that Lenormand’s cards CANNOT be interpreted alone. You need a minimum of 2 (3 would be better).

Now an example: “What does James think of me?” The Man, the Birds, the Garden. James thinks you’re the chatty person in your friends’ circle. Subject, verb, object. Simple as that. Pretty French, no?

Why do they differ from Tarot cards?

Tarot cards were used for spirituality in Italy. They were created to give insightful and full-length answers to anyone seeking either “otherworldly” wisdom or Earthen knowledge. They were a tool for divination through and through.

With Tarot cards, you’re able to discern major events (Major Arcana) from minor obstacles, zodiac signs, places, thoughts, feelings, hopes, fears, etc. by just looking into the cards. Every card in a tarot deck has a fixed and an intuitive mechanic, meaning that you can translate every and each card separately, you can pull just one card and get your answer, you can adjust the meaning of a card by looking at the other surrounding it, and you can design a spread that aids you in understanding a situation for the better. You can do whatever you like with Tarot, it all comes down to the contract and pact you have with your deck.

“If Tarot cards can give me an insightful and in-depth answer, what do Oracle cards do?”

Oracle cards are whatever you make of it. They are best used alongside a tarot or Lenormand spread, but nothing forbids you from pulling an oracle card in the morning, get your cryptic answer and start off your day more confused than you were after the Big Nap.

Oracles and Sybils are… the prophetesses of divination. They give you a cryptic answer that you have to discern with your intuition (if you just pull a card) or you discern their words with the aid of a tarot spread, which will point out what’s the core subject or domain you need to focus yourself on.

I will probably articulate more about Oracle cards in another post when I’ll be ready to share it, but in the meantime, this one should cover the main aspects on why and in what these divination techniques differ one from the other.

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Hello, how are you?

If your free readings are open, may i ask for one please? I wanted to know if a happy married life is in my future? I've been perpetually single all my life due to circumstances, now I'm old and only now I'm mentally at a headspace where I feel I can finally live my life coz I've completed all my responsibilities. But I feel I've run out of my time. So I wanted to know if there's any msg for me? I'd like to know a bit about this person, if he exists. Else, any spiritual msg would be alright.

Thanks a lot for this opportunity. I'm she, interested in he.

Hello dear, I’m good, thank you. How are you?

Of course you can, here’s your Lenormand’s spread:

The Bear, the Fox, the Tree.

“Your desire will manifest when you’ll stop being scared of being tricked or deceived.” Now, this sounds like a cryptic reading, but I’ll share what I got from the cards: an illness of some sort (or something that stopped your self-growth) has certainly built your character and now others perceive you as too protective of the fruits of your labor, making you seem unavailable to the eyes of others. I pulled some oracle cards as well for you, your first message is from the Mandrake plant “remember to use your full potential and have confidence in your endeavours.” Being the sorcerers’ plant, it reminds you that you have the power to manifest what you desire. Your second message was from the flowers of prosperity “you should not be afraid to lose the fruit of your labor, your desire took time to manifest because it was meant to be special for you. It is coming. Don’t be afraid to share what you worked so hard for with others.” So both these cards are a reminder to have confidence in yourself because your desire CAN and WILL be accomplished. Just don’t forget your roots and your experiences, those will be the key to bond with your future partner.

I hope I provided some clarity with this reading, I’m wishing you all the best. Thank you for your questions.

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Hiii✨im GBDJF... When will I move out from my parents? when will I experience success in career for the first time?. Thank you 🫶

Hi dear G. Here’s your Lenormand’s spread:

The Woman, the Child, the Ship.

“You’ll move out from your parents when you’ll be ready to take on a new journey” (be it metaphorically, such as looking at your current situation from a new perspective, or by traveling abroad). The time frame here points mostly towards the month of March and planning from the month of October.

For your career: the Sun, the Bouquet, the Anchor.

“You’ll experience your first career success and celebration/promotion once you find a safe and stable social circle.” Your friends or colleagues are the key for getting your talent acknowledged by your current/future manager. If you already have a job, the Bouquet card can possibly indicate the month of September.

I hope I offered some clarity, thank you for your questions.

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Hey! I hope you're doing fine! I saw that you're doing Lenormand readings, recently. May I get one? But only if you want to!. My initials are I.S and I was wondering when I'll get a job that'll help me sustain myself and my family? Thank you so much!

Hello dear I. Of course you can. Here’s your Lenormand’s spread:

The Tree, the Rider, the Clover.

These are all positive cards. “You’ll find your growth and opportunity quickly and unexpectedly”. Given the low number of the cards (5, 1, 2) I’d say it’s just a matter of weeks at the latest.

I hope I provided some clarity. Thank you for your question, I wish you the best for your career path.

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Hi,, I'm glad to see you're back! I was wondering if you were still gonna reply the asks left before you closed your inbox a while ago. I know you reserve the right to not answer any ask you don't want to but if it's possible please do let me know what you'll do regarding this. Maybe tumblr ate my ask that could be it too. Thank you

Hi, dear. It’s very possible that it’s still in my ask box, there are some readings I still need to answer from the previous tarot round. If you remember what the nature of your question was, I can search for it and see if I got it; Tumblr has been glitching and shutting itself when I save drafts as well, so it might have gotten lost too, if this bug causes that. Let me know, and I will check if yours is still on pending. Thank you.

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Hello there! I really wanted to participate in your game with Lenormand cards and it'll be my 1st time doing with these cards! I hope I'm not late! The only question I have is: Will Konstantinos (he's ♋) will text me soon or something like this?

You can call me Jul and I'm ♐! Thanks a lot and I literally love your blog! <3

Hi Jul, it’s a pleasure to see you here :) Here’s what I got for you:

The Birds, the Stork, the Fox.

He will text you once he’ll work on his selfish worries. All the cards here point to the middle of a month, but there’s no clear date; considering the nature of the cards, I’d say mid-August or mid-September from the looks of it.

Thank you so much for your kind compliments Jul, I hope your first Lenormand reading was enjoyable for you 🩷 wishing you the best.

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Hi, how are you ? I hope all is well ☀️. May I have a reading on when I’ll get a job? -kg🦋❤️‍🩹🎁

Hi dear K. I’m good, how are you? Here’s your Lenormand’s spread:

The Mountain, the Letter, the Fox.

“You’ll get a communication in quite some time.” Given the cards images, they point towards the beginning of autumn. I pulled some link cards for you though: the Woman and the Anchor. A well-positioned woman (either an extroverted knows-everybody-in-town relative or girlboss type of woman) in your circle can help you secure a good role before the end of August.

I hope I brought you some clarity. Thank you for your questions.

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Hi. I’m Linh. May I participate in your Lenormand reading?

When and where will I meet my future spouse?

My initials: LDN she/her

♉️sun♍️moon♑️rising

Thank you. Have a great day.

Hello Lihn, of course you can. Here’s your Lenormand’s spread:

The moon, the Sun, the Tower.

You’ll meet your future spouse in a private/solitary place (I feel like it’s going to be a library or a study-focused place). As for timing, these cards all indicate that it’s a matter of years more than just months.

I hope I brought you some clarity, thank you for your questions.

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hey, how are you?

i would like a free reading. 👋🏼

- how will my future partner treat me?

from E, ty. ♍️

Hi dear E. I’m good, how about you?

Here’s what I got for you:

The Anchor, the Key, the Stork.

Your future partner is going to grant you high level of safety and their presence and energy will transform you into the best version of yourself.

I hope I brought you some clarity. Thank you for your questions.

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Hello!

Can I have a Lenormand reading please? I’m CM.

My friend TB took the decision to not talk to me for some time. So my question is when will we be friends again?

Thank you so much! 🩵

Hello dear C., of course you can. Here’s your Lenormand’s spread:

The Rider, the Sun, the Garden.

You’ll receive the good news (their return) on the next social gathering you both will attend. The Rider and the Sun usually indicate one month.

I hope I offered you some clarity. Thank you for your question.

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Hello there. Can I ask when will I enter in a relationship? I'm tired of being single :(

Thank you so much 🤍

From N

Ho dear N. Here’s your Lenormand’s spread:

The Heart, the Scythe, the Ship.

“Your lack of romance will end soon enough.” The Scythe and the Ship can indicate the month of October and/or more specifically the third week of October.

I hope I brought you some clarity with my reading, thank you for your question.

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Closing my inbox to catch up with the questions I have right now. Lenormand readings are now closed.

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“Low Spoon” witchcraft doesn’t exist.

This is a post for all my disabled siblings. (But it applies to broke or low-income siblings as well.)

By the way, you heard me. What does exist is capitalism, consumerism and scarcity, all things that don’t belong to witchcraft. Witches in the past were mostly poor, unprivileged and unhealthy individuals with just one skill: knowledge. Yes, for today’s americentric standards they’d have been called “low-spoons practitioners”.

No fancy candles? No cauldron? Just one heavily used tarot deck?

Yes, no fancy candles Susan, you can keep those paraffin toxins to yourself.

Cauldron, Deborah? I have no money to waste for your pinterest aesthetics. We cook in this house, I can simply use a kitchen pot.

Mais oui Elizabeth, just one old tarot deck. It’s used my dear Elizabeth, you know… that’s something that happens when you actually use… tarot instead of purchasing 15 decks, then ending up using just one or two of them and leaving the other 13 to collect dust and resentment towards you.

*Sigh*

This is all to say, witchcraft doesn’t need a 9-steps process to be achieved. Calling it “low-spoons” practice just means “high spoons” practice is the norm. It is not. Most importantly, it never was. You don’t need 30 specific crystals to perform a spell, you don’t even need one most of the times.

— Addition: If you fit into the “Low Spoons” type of witch and you noticed that your spells or rituals don’t work, then let me share one of the possible reasons why they fail: you followed a “low spoons” recipe or spell preparation, consciously or unconsciously gave the title “too much power” (your subconscious registered your spell as something lesser than a proper ceremony) and any energy that you and the ingredients released just plopped like a pudding on the floor.

Branding something as “lesser” in spirituality can lead to two results: failure or high delays. Yes, the herbs you use still have, nourish and release power, but without YOUR faith, their power alone can do so much; in most cases, your subconscious skepticism rejects your desired manifestation leading to a delayed or completely failed magickal attempt.