Heir of Light

Luz, 21, venezuelan. She/Her. I'm a law student and fellow artist. I alsoplay the guitar, el cuatro venezolano and I know how to slam my head agaisnt a wall and make it sound like music.

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[arrow-ettes]

how it's feeling rn

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[gjjuddmk2]

[hihogandalfaway]

(from @ruffboijuliaburnsides)

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[waitingforthesunrise]

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

[clytemnestraaa]

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"ohhhh i'm an influencerrr" you are a shill. you are the fucking slap chop guy. sell me some oxyclean

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

at least billy mays had the dignity of snorting a huge line of cocaine and just yelling grinningly at us about Product. you are on instiktam.com doing a little dance like a circus animal. you are giving yourself airs over being a costumed street corner mascot for a car dealership. you don't even have a close enough relationship to the product you're pushing to call yourself a huckster. be ashamed

[thetursithan]

It's all easy if you have suitable tools ...

[drakonovisny]

[depsidase]

[greenflamestherabbit]

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

[cantankerouscanuck]

[uncle-cazador]

They became the puppet

[nevercure]

Update! Luigi's Attorney Dickey confirms that his "outburst" where he tells the cameras that this is unjust, was because he was never read his miranda rights and was under the impression at that time that he was being denied the right to a fair trial, an attorney, or any legal representation.

He is angry and terrified in that footage because they have failed to follow basic procedure to inform him that he has any rights at all. This is a major red flag of police corruption. This is UNACCEPTABLE and further means any interrogation they did of him is unlawful, and inadmissible in court.

[nevercure]

God I hope this is true because that alone can get this entire case thrown out. I hope the judge laughs the entire prosecution out of the court.

Judge: let me get this straight. You didn't DNA test him because New York sidewalk is too contaminated, didn't fingerprint him because you don't have usable fingerprints at the scene, you have no way of knowing he's even the right guy, no one can identify that it's him in the footage, even fbi facial recognition software can't recognize him as the cctv suspect, AND you interrogated him under duress, and that's the ONLY thing you have on him? The thing that's defacto null and void because none of you can follow even basic procedure?

[luminouspica]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Get that innocent man out of prison.

[panteneprovcommercial]

small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[myrkky]

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

[5ummit]

Mean Girls (2004) || The Rings of Power (2024)

[5ummit]

#let me tell you something about Adar #we were best friends. I know so embarrassing right? #so then I was chief lieutenant to Morgoth who was totally gorgeous but then he was exiled to the void #and Adar was weirdly jealous of him #like anytime I would blow him off to commit dark deeds with Morgoth he’d be like ‘why didn’t you call me back?’ #and I’d be like ‘why are you so obsessed with me?’ #and then at my coronation he murdered me and now I guess he’s on crack (via @aethelredism)

[mousemilf]

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment