cherry valley forever
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Janaina Medeiros
noise dept.
Product Placement
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Andulka
Peter Solarz
pixel skylines
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Xuebing Du
d e v o n
KIROKAZE
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
ojovivo
Mike Driver
#extradirty
art blog(derogatory)
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@demerritt
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons
There's a bit where she holds your hand and pulls you around laughing but she's yanking you out of firing lines and away from bomb explosions
Happy (late) international women's day to all the beautiful girls on tumblr
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005)
i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him
sunnydale dashboard simulator
☀️carriebradshawunderstander Follow hey I think I just saw a giant lizard thing take a bite out of a guy's head. what's up with that
🏹theslayer Follow don't worry about it kitten
☀️carriebradshawunderstander Follow okay ❤️ yay ❤️
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🫶breakingdawn not to be insensitive but some of the people who come to my sister (the slayer) for help are so funny. "you need to stop her I saw her at the demon cult ritual!!!" girl... what were YOU doing at the demon cult ritual 👀
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🌌blinking182times I moved to sunnydale for college and tbh I still really don't get why everyone is soooo into LARPing here... no matter where you go you constantly hear people talking about vampires n shit and if you refuse to go along with it they look at you like YOURE the crazy one 😭
🐈⬛annericeroutine Follow op i hate to break it to you but we're not larping the vampires and demons are very much real
🌌blinking182times sure whatever man
#this is what I'm talking about like??? 💀💀💀
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🏆most-fuckable-demon-tournament
ROUND 7 - Lei-ach vs Ethros
Lei-ach
Ethros
🍄mschanandlerbong Follow Please delete this blog. This entire tournament is so offensive, many of us have lost loved ones to demon attacks, including my sister who died at the hands of a Lei-ach. I know you're just joking around but please don't try to "fuck" a demon. You can't. THEY WILL KILL YOU.
🏆most-fuckable-demon-tournament okay well rip to your sister but i'm different
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🦇armandapologist Follow human blood tastes so good when you don't have a slayer in your ear bitching about how drinking it is evil
🏹theslayer Follow 🙄
🦇armandapologist Follow
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💸imanya-andimnotademon2001 woahhh me and giles just got jumped by a bunch of vampires. I got away but they're beating his ass rn :(
#anya talks #his legs are old and because of that he can't run very fast #sad!! :(
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🪽angelinvestigationsofficial
No one's. I'm celibate. Who told you this
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💫pulpfanfiction Follow the british guy showing me some magic book: it's funny, I was a teenager when this book was published... but looking at it you'd think it's ancient! haha...
me: I think I hauve been cursed
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🔮willow Follow hi sunnydale citizens, i'm really glad everyone is showing their pride but please remove any banners saying "everyone is welcome" from your house, vampires WILL be able to come in!
☠️xxx-spike-xxx Follow sounds to me like you're just homophobic... keep them up everyone.
🔮willow Follow i'm literally gay?
☠️xxx-spike-xxx Follow notice how she's not denying it. SHAME ON YOU
mutuals this winter we are all doing this
the family jewels
Failures
“kill them with kindness” WRONG. GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND
tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue
I love this tweet sm bc the fat shaming from Gollum ALWAYS pissed me off, not just bc I'm fat and it's lowkey personal (t'was also bullied a lot for me chub) but bc SAM'S CUTE AS FUCK, GOLLUM, SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH AND JUST APPRECIATE HIM
Not to mention that he's the best character in the series (tied for first with Pip bc you cannot make me choose between them thank you) and honestly more of a main character than Frodo is bc Frodo would have fucking died before even getting out of the Shire if not for Sam
I will hear no slander of my boy and tbh my primary reason for hating Gollum is bc he's mean to Sam
Like not even bc he's a manipulative prick who makes people with DID look like monsters. That comes second to Sam slander.
Sam slander is a crime and the punishment is no less than getting tossed in lava sorry I don't make the rules
yutamaki <3
Pippin has unfortunately figured out that if he plays with something he’s not supposed to, he gets my attention
as if he doesn’t get it enough 🙄 it’s just when i’m working and not paying attention to him bc of that work that he decides to rebel
I AM DECEASED
