𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐀𝐒 —

CODY FERN. Thirty-two. Natural-born superstar since the late eighties. Actor. Director. Screenwriter. Model. Vegan. Winner of the Heath Ledger Scholarship. Pomeranian dad, Sarah Paulson’s biggest fan and 100% Kathy Bates approved. Dogs are better than people. From Romeo to the Antichrist, but most fondly remembered as Xavier Plympton. Born in Southern Cross, Australia. Conquering Celebrity Big Brother with Spiderman. ( var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5638469"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); )

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@cbb-tomholland​

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cbb-noelfisher:

“And why is it tragic?”

‘I was talking about you. A grown man watching children’s films is not a good look, Noel.’

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cbb-noelfisher​:

“I forgot how fucking catchy the old Disney film songs are. If you hear someone singing hakuna matata. It’s my old ass.” 

‘Tragic.’

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cbb-tomholland:

Tom snuggled into his boyfriend a bright grin on his face as the film played in front of them. Humming along to the tune. “You know one of my friends said I should play Hercules.” He chuckled

Disney wasn’t something Cody humoured often. — It was too good for his liking. Too many morals to learn as well. He much preferred to stay in his own little, obnoxious bubble, but for Tom? He’d watch just about anything to see his boyfriend smile, even Hercules. Arms wrapped a little tighter around the other, pressing a kiss into his hair. ‘You can play anyone you wanna play. You’re that talented,’ Cody murmured. ‘You’ve got a great singing voice too.’

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@jackoconnell: I'm fine with it @codyfern

@codyfern: Still gross, @jackoconnell.

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@noelfisher: wouldnt expect anything less @codyfern

@codyfern: Like that was ever gonna change, @noelfisher.

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There weren’t a lot of people Cody found himself willingly seeking out to spend time with. Not here. Not anywhere in fact. He just wasn’t a social being. Spending time with others usually meant having to care for their thoughts or opinion, and hard pass. — Every now and then though, somehow, a rare human being managed to creep their way under his skin. Sarah Paulson was definitely one of those people to Cody, perhaps even the person, alongside Tom. He had so much time for his nearest and dearest friend. Enough that he was willing to spare her his own in return. Managing to locate the actress, it didn’t take him long to settle, spreading himself out on both the couch and her lap. ‘Morning.’ 

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@tomhardy: think you can persuade him to do a vemon/spiderman cross over? cause that would be awesome @codyfern

@codyfern: Only if Spiderman stop being cowards and hire me as Harry Osborn. Move over, MJ and Gwen. It’s time for a new ship. @tomhardy

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@jackoconnell: Dinny know bout that I got Veronica Lodge ta keep us company reckon imma winning ta @codyfern

@codyfern: Gross. @jackoconnell

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@noelfisher: you are the last person i expected to be lovesick @codyfern

@codyfern: I can still kill a guy with one look. Don't think I've changed, @noelfisher.

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@robertsheehan: look at little cutie cody @codyfern

@codyfern: Don't ever call me that, @robertsheehan. I'll murder you in your sleep.

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@tomholland: Do you ever just wake up at 3AM and realise your life is awesome because you’re dating @codyfern? No? Oh, wait. That’s just me. Sucks to be you.

@codyfern: You're right, @tomholland. That would suck. Good thing you don't have to experience the disappointment like everyone else.

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If you could make one wish right this second, what would it be?

For Kathy Bates to walk through those doors.

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Was today a good day?

It was mediocre at best.

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First person you talked to today?

Also Spiderman.

@cbb-tomholland

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Who was the last person you held hands with?

Spiderman.

@cbb-tomholland

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@codyfern: Do you ever just wake up at 3AM and realiise your life is awesome because you’re dating Spiderman? No? Oh, wait. That’s just me. Sucks to be you.