Ekko wannabe

I will literally do anything to be reincarnated as a rich ladys cat

[beaulesbian]

The limit is four seconds.

[demi-hoot]

HE CARRIED THIS ACT ISTG IM WHEN IM BACK TO WORK IM WEARING MY EKKO SHIRT EVERYDAY TILL I FILL THE VOID LEFT IN MY HEART BY READING A03

[just-a-random-bakugo-stan]

Sighs, opens ao3.

[demi-hoot]

Thats what i immediately did fix-it fic girlies DO👏🏾 YOUR 👏🏾 FUCKING 👏🏾 THING 👏🏾 AND FIX IT FOR US PLEASSEE

[demi-hoot]

Soo I was rewatching AMCs Interview with the vampire, and like in episode 2 when Lestat was teaching Louis how to hunt in the bar with the tractor dude and Louis was out here scaring the man Lestat like telepathically says to Louis "Calm down your scaring the man" (That's not verbatim but yk what i mean) BUT THEN in the same episode he teaches Louis about the mind reading and when Louis asked him to read his mind he said said he cant due to the sacrifice of the dark gift and all of that shenanigans, but if that's the case how did he communicate with Louis during the beginning of the episode??? Is it something along the lines of his transformation not being fully complete or Lestat being himself and doing what he does best, lying his ass off, but then wouldn't Claudia have figured that out by the time she started scheming against Lestat??? Or am i just stupid or misunderstood the scene. Someone please explain

like yall remember this iconic scene right??

[demi-hoot]

ISTG I CANT BELIEVE IT, I KNEW IT WASNT NO ACCIDENT!!!!!!

[backstepping]

he came. he slayed in this little see-through black number. and then he walked out of his own premiere with the rest of the cast in support of the strike... cunty af

[pessimisticfanboi]

[demi-hoot]

Soo I was rewatching AMCs Interview with the vampire, and like in episode 2 when Lestat was teaching Louis how to hunt in the bar with the tractor dude and Louis was out here scaring the man Lestat like telepathically says to Louis "Calm down your scaring the man" (That's not verbatim but yk what i mean) BUT THEN in the same episode he teaches Louis about the mind reading and when Louis asked him to read his mind he said said he cant due to the sacrifice of the dark gift and all of that shenanigans, but if that's the case how did he communicate with Louis during the beginning of the episode??? Is it something along the lines of his transformation not being fully complete or Lestat being himself and doing what he does best, lying his ass off, but then wouldn't Claudia have figured that out by the time she started scheming against Lestat??? Or am i just stupid or misunderstood the scene. Someone please explain

like yall remember this iconic scene right??

[minaces]

me watching loki and sylvie in ep3: omg siblings dynamic yay!!

me watching ep4:

[demi-hoot]

PLEASE MAKE IT STOOOOPPPP WE DONT NEED A RELATIONSHIP PERIOD JUST A HAPPY BOI AND HAPPY GIRL AND A HAPPY MAN WITH HIS JET SKI THAT IS LITERALLY ALL WE NEED

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[dear-ao3]

[uncertaininnit]

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

[dear-ao3]

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

[likethehorrormovie]

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

[dear-ao3]

it is now

[tome-itwas]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

[kkshowtunes]

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

[dear-ao3]

software ??

[you-say-that-so-often]

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

[dear-ao3]

gazelle??

[king-finnigan]

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

[dear-ao3]

that's fucking adele

[metamelonisle]

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

[shirtshawaiian]

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

[totalrosalia]

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

[dear-ao3]

we live in america?

[vigilantsycamore]

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

[abnormalmind777]

..... are you talking about Doordash???

[destiel-is-canon-what]

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

[dear-ao3]

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

[katherynefromphilly]

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

[dear-ao3]

stop i do not want to think about this 

[joyflameball]

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

[dear-ao3]

[forensicrodentfool]

Everyone on this post:

[sith-shenanigans]

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

[jmercedesd]

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

[dear-ao3]

[callme-corpse-septiceye]

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

[dear-ao3]

[paulblartinum]

isn't delaware the god of the sea

[dear-ao3]

[robbietherat]

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

[dear-ao3]

[lordechostan]

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

[kiwikipedia]

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

[dear-ao3]

what have i created

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

[dear-ao3]

this post has only existed for 8 days. 

[demi-hoot]

Yall americans are wild this is a mess — a hilarious mess — but a mess non the less

[jacobtheloofah]

on april 11th 2020, me and pyro ruined kris’ life

[demi-hoot]

Omg this was actually amazing

[demi-hoot]

We love Bows gay dads that look like Matt and Hugo from dream daddy

We fucking stan

Just look at em

[demi-hoot]

Archives of our own crashes again because heatwaves updated lololl

Bro i tried getting to the home page and it wouldnt let me in and i was so confused for like an hour till i finally saw this

Sooooo rip imma have yo wait till this chills a bit lol (or the websites down for any other reason and this is a coincidence)

[its-elvis-innit]

Tubbo

[mango-tek]

Tubbo

[snowelloh]

Tubbo

[eboy-dream-deactivated20210129]

Tubbo

[lilacandladybugs]

Tubbo

[whalebursoot]

Tubbo

[patchessupremacy-archive]

Tubbo

[dreamsimp]

tubbo

[squish--squash]

Tubbo

[hellomynameisthehugfairy]

Tubbo

[itsmoonphobic]

Tubbo

[sunnyfirefoxmc]

Tubbo

[im-a-fundy-simp-deactivated2020]

Tubbo

[ranboo-my-beloved]

Tubbo

[ritskii]

Tubbo

[f4c3]

Tubbo

[patchessupremacy-archive]

Tubbo

[patches-moved-deactivated202201]

Tubbo

[patchessupremacy-archive]

Tubbo

[its-elvie-innit]

Tubbo

[blocksandbloops]

Tubbo

[not-so-blown-up]

Tubbo

[demi-hoot]

Tubbo

[demi-hoot]

I just finished watching ocean waves (1993) and it could have been so much better than it was and its not the productions fault its just had potential i guess

[demi-hoot]

Yo soo I watched sally face chapter five and this is my thought process

So i was chillin then our greenie boi jack posts chapter five and i FLIP SHIT i drop EVERYTHING and watch the play through (LARRRYYYYYYYYYYYY) and im like lets check on the fanfic side if the fandom and ofc the salvis/tral idek shippers are going WILD but tumblr be empty so im like ok ight i see

The next night at 9:07 pm aka rn i go to insta and its SOOO DEAD so i flip to tumblr n holy shit WE ARE NO 3 BRO WE PAST THE BNHA FANS AND WERE CRAZY LIKE YOOOOOOO IM STRAIGHT UP GEEKIN

[fanfiction-masterlist]

Now listen here you little shit one tiny kudos does not fully express the how I feel when I read a good fanfic and I am no where near being able to express in words the shear heartbreak or pure happiness that these authors can make me feel so let me send another fucking kudos

[sophieandace]

Me: The OK KO finale was a great tribute to the entire flavor of the show and the ending was all about cherishing your loved ones because time moves fast and you don’t wanna miss it

Also Me: SHIPS GOOD

[demi-hoot]

Me: MMNNN SHIPS GAY AS FU-

[shmunter]

we gotta protect him