demiGalactic

the human equivalent of a fart and queer as frick

[ragingviolins]

Urbosa’s Fury

[nakpunchcow]

[arexcho]

Look, a bacon seed

[abbobee]

[cradily]

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

[loonaposting]

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

[dukesignalthomas]

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding

Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now

[mikonthemountain]

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

My level 2 ass who is about to have a come-to-Jesus meeting: that is just a recommendation right?

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

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[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[wyrmmaster]

What if Tracer like, chilled the fuck out for a second and just shot Doomfist in the head instead of zipping around like a maniac missing literally every shot

[xenodile]

[jedthewolfdog]

does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality 

[jedthewolfdog]

more to the point why do i get that feeling when im sitting on top of my kitchen table watching a velveeta mac and cheese pack spin in the microwave for three and a half minutes and im just like I Exist I Am Here And Theres Nothing I Can Do About It 

[jedthewolfdog]

okay this one wins, everyone can stop reblogging this now 

[milkeu]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

‪that feeling when you miss donut day at work 😓‬

[spacecadetstef]

I hate this so much

[wir-click-wir]

[icecream-noodle]

Huurffffffpfpfpfpffffffffffggurrkk

[guremikes]

[demigalactic-blog]

AAAAAHHHH guess who just totally aced a series of phone calls about stuff going unexpectedly wrong and also just joined a gym because of it.

*spoiler* it me

[saddestbpd]

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

[bustedbitmap]

[portalgifs]

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

[monasticmaestoso]

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

[ryanccole]

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

[kdncrts]

My favorite thing on this site is this

[kazooie]

I did understand how funny it was.