Jayden

🐞They/them 🍄 fey/feyr 📝🌠DPxDC 🧪🔭content creator ✨🐛✨Blogging from the walls 🪴🪷

[foxes-in-love]

[90shetfield]

conservatives need to get the fuck off of Tumblr, this is NOT your place buddy...

[micdotcom]

[kristxt]

@chocxy-prince

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[sweeneytad]

I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

[library-graffiti]

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

[frownyalfred]

This reminds me of my long term goal to have a character in a fic of mine call Alfred a “spook motherfucker” the second they meet him because they were in the military and they know a spook (retired or not) when they see one.

Bonus points if it’s said like, right in front of Thomas Wayne while he’s trying to hire Alfred. Alfred, who insists he didn’t have anything to do with the military (technically true after a point) and absolutely knows the difference between silver plate polish and silver polish.

[ultrafacts]

[itsryover]

You can turn a mutuals 2 note flop into a 4 note masterpiece.

[dannypocalipse]

you should get to know your audience before going on air :]

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[jessiarts]

Based on actual events

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

Once again @everyone: REBLOG stuff you like!

And DONT REPOST stuff that’s already here! WHY do we even have to go through this again huh? DON’T. DO. IT.

And if you share something from a different platform that isn’t on tumblr already you ASK the creator for permission and then give CREDIT!

[anannua]

reblog, don’t repost, this

[kintatsujo]

Terminology reminder: reblogging is Tumblr’s in-site sharing system but REPOSTING is saving a picture from a post and then making your own post

I have seen genuine confusion about this in the past (largely from ppl more used to other sites that don’t have a reblog system) that’s the only reason I’m adding the explanation

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I’ll reblog that!

[prokopetz]

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

[mikkeneko]

[roppiepop]

Typical role dustribution

[hexgrifa]

I said WE ARE SO BACK!

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[altrbody]

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

[hereforthefunnyguys]