my reading goal in 2026 is to have fun and be myself
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Three Goblin Art
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

oozey mess
art blog(derogatory)

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
sheepfilms
Stranger Things

@theartofmadeline
RMH

Product Placement
todays bird
Acquired Stardust
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dirt enthusiast

Love Begins
Game of Thrones Daily

shark vs the universe
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my reading goal in 2026 is to have fun and be myself
TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
stood on the taxi way doing nothing come on move!!!!!!!
update it sat down
When it comes to DIY, the two most powerful tools in your arsenal are hubris (to get you started), and sunk-cost fallacy (to keep you going). Without these, there's no way you could convince yourself to build a goddamn shelf out of duct tape and laminated cardboard, using more money on materials than what it would have cost you to just buy a better one from goodwill.
Sehun ✦ Street Man Fighter
insane
maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?
So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.
Can’t just leave this in the tags, @the-starboy-symbiont
Transcript of the stitch:, because I think y'all need to see this:
“So I have a degree in African American studies, and I… don’t think people understand the vast amount of money produced by American slavery. By 1860 the four million enslaved people in the United States were worth about four billion dollars. And that’s not adjusted for today’s money, that’s FOUR BILLION DOLLARS in 1860! And that’s just the value of the people. That’s not the value of what they produced- tobacco cotton sugar cane. The U.S. South was producing sixty percent of the world’s cotton by the late 1800s.
The amount of millionaire families, the start of BILLION dollar industries- with a B. Besos money. There are whole families, whole towns, that are still rich hundreds of years later. Still. Y’all have no idea.”
tumblr post made by a 27 year old woman frustrated bc her boyfriend leaves her with the burden of household chores: god I wish men would stop "forgetting" to do the dishes
15 year old with adhd in the replies who has just been yelled at for forgetting the dishes: what if he's neurodivergent and you're bullying him
mra blogs, by the dozen: this is why Matriarchy has failed our most vulnerable men
This is actually such a good point. 100% of posts I make with an opinion are things I made while a bit pissed off that don’t stand up to any scrutiny and should not get more than 2 notes
"if being hard on yourself was going to work it would have worked by now" okay well being soft on myself isn't working either so what the fuck is left. medium? I gotta be medium with myself? I gotta ask the fucking ghosts for help? is that it?
The Doctor and Missy, for a moment - he knows he's had an impact.
no no that’s a bop, i love it
“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,
“Who are you to stand so fearsome
With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”
Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”
Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.
I does annoy me that whenever someone asks why kids don’t go outside these days that people immediately jump to how “everything is built around cars these days. You realize that cars weren’t invented in the 80s right?
The reason kids don’t go outside as much is a fun three way collision between Reagan era stranger danger, Clinton era crimejerking, and the bush era explosion in the availability of cell phones. Honorable mention to post-9/11 paranoia.
Kids stay indoors and play video games because the incentive to go outside (controlled escape from supervision, a relatively open commons) are gone when mom and dad keep you on a silicon leash and track you by GPS while cops get called if you’re in the vicinity of a 7/11 for more than 30 seconds.
Everyone wants the kids to go outside until they’re kids outside, then it’s “where are your parents?” Because Americans police the time of youth so completely it’s a wonder that kids manage to have any kind of life at all.