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“WHO FUCKED SESSHOMARU??” is not how I imagined an Inuyasha sequel would be taken but yknow, I’m right there with you...
how tf am I supposed to be sexy during a pandemic
No one:
Absolutely no one:
@timetopanik :
@scp-wiki-official
I mean, they're not wrong.
-Cerastes
So it’s time to develop some new fetishes, is what you’re telling me?
Technically the heels keep your feet out of the common muck and away from the diseased, so they serve a dual purpose.
“who ARE you”
compliment me
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thanks
Snake Figurines, Ornaments and Pendants, by Abigail Lorincz on Etsy
@wheremyscalesslither @i-m-snek
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Adorable sneks for your viewing pleasure- Sweeties Edition!
we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer child
I actually made this a button last convention
Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now
explain pls
What are lemons??
I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!
Please R&R!!!!!!!
No flames. >///<
lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-
#this post made me age ten thousand years.
A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!
Things story is lime but it might get a little lemony in later chapters ^.^ R&R no flaming!!! I don’t own the characters
The ghost of citrus past…🤣
WAIT PEOPLE DONT CALL THEM LEMONS ANYMORE??
real talk though how do we get barbie princess and the pauper on broadway
Pizza-mid head
current mood
Good omens crossover
Okay, but a kid who’s run away from home wanders into Aziraphale’s shop while Aziraphale is out doing a blessing and Crowley is keeping an eye on the place till the angel gets back.
He’s short and dark haired and skinny in a way a healthy child really shouldn’t be. His clothes are worn and do not fit him At All. He looks about twelve. Thirteen at most.
Crowley’s slithering around the shop in snake form and doesn’t immediately notice the boy until the kid says “hello, what are you doing here?”
By hissing.
Crowley is Intrigued. He hasn’t met one of Those Humans in a very long time, and he’s never been around a child one that had the ability to talk to him like this.
So he hisses back “I live here. Whatsss your name kid?”
The boy hesitates a moment, looking around for any potential eavesdroppers. “Harry,” he hisses so quietly that Crowley just barely hears it. “Harry Potter.”
To Crowley’s increasing curiosity the boy pauses instinctively as if waiting for some sort of reaction.
Crowley just tilts his head. “Niccce to meet you Harry Potter. What are you doing here?”
When Aziraphale gets back some hours later he notices the wards on the shop have been considerably strengthened. He asks Crowley about it and the demon shrugs.
“There might be some unsavoury characters looking for our new godson so I thought I should freshen things up a bit.”
“New. Godson.”
“You’ll love him Angel! His name’s Harry, he’s asleep upstairs and he’s a self-sacrificing idiot, but not to worry, we’ll sort that out in short order.”
“New. Godson.”
“Also,” Crowley says proudly, “he’s a sarcastic little shit. I’ll barely even need to help him work on his comebacks!”
“Oh dear.”
Aaand this crossover is taking over my brain.
TV ineffable husbands, Book timeline.
Aziraphale is initially very against this whole thing because “he’s a human child Crowley we can’t just take him!!”
“We didn’t take him Angel he walked in our front door.”
‘That’s not the point!’ *exasperated angel noises*
Aziraphale goes upstairs to look at the child that Crowley has installed in the bedroom just to make sure he’s okay.
He opens the door and quietly walks over to the boy sleeping soundly in the bed. Crowley, who is a step or two behind him, suddenly twitching in agitation.
Aziraphale Looks at the boy the way only an Angel (or demon) can Look at someone, because the boy is a runaway after all. There might be a small healing miracle or two necessary before they take him home.
And then he. Just. Freezes. The room goes cold, a terrible chill radiating from the Guardian of the Eastern Gate. Aziraphale’s expression as he looks at the boy in the bed is one of pure outrage.
“Yes,” says Crowley, and Aziraphale can hear matching white-hot fury in the demons voice. “I was about to mention … that.”
“Who dared?” Aziraphale spits, the words coming from his mouth sharp as ice. “What disgusting monster put that … that thing in a child’s head. A demon?”
Crowley shakes his head. “Don’t think so. Demons haven’t got the imagination for that. Except for me-“
“You would never!” Aziraphale exclaims cutting him off. “Even at your worst, at your most demonic, you would never sink to something like this!”
Crowley smiles crookedly, though the Angel can still see the fury in his eyes. “Thanks Angel. I know that, but it’s good to hear you say so too.”
“Anyway, as I was about to say, this has the hallmarks of humanity at *their* worst all over it.”
“You spoke to the boy,” Aziraphale says slowly, getting the urge to destroy something with his flaming sword under control. (Where *is* his sword he wonders, he’d really like to have it right now.) “Does he know?”
“Didn’t really get a chance to ask before he fell asleep,” Crowley answers. “But I doubt it. Pretty sure Harry thinks it’s just a weird scar.”
“His parents are dead, Angel,” the demon continues. “Probably due to whoever did that to him. He lives with some relatives, who even though he was obviously trying to be tactful, they still sound like utter shite.”
Aziraphale looks at him. There’s an almost pleading look in Crowley’s eyes now. The boy speaks the language of the serpent. That’s a rare gift, the angel knows, even among the practitioners of magic. And Crowley has always been undemonically soft where children are concerned. All the way back to the Ark.
The angel sighs. “I suppose,” he says slowly, “that it would be irresponsible to just send the boy off with that thing in his head. We ought to miracle it out at least.”
“Exactly,” Crowley nods emphatically. “Even with it miracled out he’s going to need a few days to recover,” he says reasonably, and Aziraphale can feel himself giving in. “You know how magic users are. We’ll just keep an eye on him. For a few days that’s all.”
“Just for a few days,” the angel echoes, idly wondering what kind of décor he should put in the spare room. Soothing colours, he decides.
Perhaps he’ll wait until Harry wakes up. They can go for lunch somewhere nice and discuss what he’d like. Maybe a nice tartan bedspread.
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father son bonding :^)
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