your local goat boy

Kayden (he/it) | boy thing | furry

[demonic-coatrack]

hey i’m kayden (he/it/they) and i mostly reblog fandom stuff on this blog, post my art, and shitpost <3

just realized i should add a cut to this…

i’m a gay as fuck (‘nonbinary lesbian’ if were to label for communications sake) neurodivergent chronic pain experiencing freak who makes art sometimes and consumes art a lot of the time

my long-term favourite music artists are julien baker, the mountain goats and mcr

right now i’m really into black box recorder and car seat headrest :3

fav video games are undertale/deltarune, portal, and stardew valley. idk why but i rewatch the hbomberguy pathological video several times a month and this seems to warrant mention

fav books are 1984 (my beloved), stormlight archives, house of leaves, stone butch blues, the old testament, a lot of classic lit

some other interests: the owl house, dhmis, tarot, bio, philosophy, religion, queer & disability theory + history

i’m really into poli/econ/phil stuff—i’m a competitive debater (BP & WSDC) and debate internationally—i consume excessive amounts of info on this stuff in my free time 0.o debate is lowkey a big part of my life, most of my friends are comp debaters and i am *currently dating my brilliant and gorgeous debate partner*

i draw / craft shit (tagged as ‘my art’). anything from my old main is tagged ‘archived’

side blogs (currently mostly inactive, i haven’t been making many original posts cuz im busy and tired…)

@satanist-bible-studies — dedicated to my interest in religion, philosophy & esotericism (especially early christian history, biblical studies, and neo-pagan/modern witchcraft practices)

@albatrosses-are-gay — blog about animals, bio & ecology

LAST UPDATED: 05/10/2026

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[ominous-signs]

Idk if you've done this before but. Omega mart.

Official ominous sign

[katlovesshrimps]

this one really hit it off last time

[mentholmutt]

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[microwaveableminivan]

eating squares of cheddar cheese in bed with an audiobook right now... hell yea...

[stream]

[nicolauda]

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

[pastaroasta]

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

[doink-z-deactivated20241130]

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[onceuponamirror]

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[captain-snark]

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

[astronomical-bagel]

[pestilenceboy]

sorry for sending you a picture of George Orwell immediately after the risky text. I got nervous and he made me feel better.

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

[unlimited-nobu-works]

the floating head of wisdom

[toe-fingerman]

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

[pride-knightess]

Thank you for the clarification

[demonic-coatrack]

makin jugglin balls

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[demonic-coatrack]

i just called an ambulance for an old man having a heart attack and he called me slurs lmao

[cryptotheism]

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

[theterribletenno]

So is she still a bully or did she figure out the source of her insecurities and fix it?

[cryptotheism]

She is a bad person who hurts people for fun.

[talon-dragonbeast]

i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever

"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon

"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon

"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war

[acaleph-of-dreams]

I have to deal with this shit all the time in my conservative ass town. I know I’m on tumblr too much, but it’s really not all that weird. Why do we care?

[eliseliedl]