the guy

(he/her)

[makingflippy-floppy]

What is “is?” What is not? What is “what?” What’s up, party people? What? What I wonder? Why I’m not “whatever”

What the fuck?

ꐞꂦꀎ ꏳꍏꂚ ꍗꋪꍟꍏꀘ ꍏ ꑄꃅꂦ꒦ꍟ꒒ ꅏꃅꍟꂚ ꐞꂦꀎ ꍗꋪꍟꍏꀘ ꂚꍟꅏ ꁅꋪꂦꀎꂚꀸ!

Wassup guys, gals, and all my other dudes!

My names Loren or Vincent, whicheva one ya wanna use 🫵🫡

I AM a minor so do what you will with that

Ive also got 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞

(Autism, adhd, and possible ocd)

I have a beautiful partner so all flirting MUST be platonic and from mutuals

Speaking of moots,... : (sorry for the tag 😢🫵)

@viansparkles @omnipotentnothing @ykitsp @moash-in-the-moat @mal-dot-colm @fayprocastinates @ziggysbolterxx @butineedamillionmore @goofballmaddy @lost-my-shape @honest-silas-birchtree @sketchbookjunkie @the-parmesan-seeker @gay-christian-borle @ranirairaiii @celery72 @aspenoid @elfmoon3

I love so so so so SO many music artists but my main favs are: wwatt, talking heads, chappell roan, bbno$, kesha, waitress, parliament, oingo boingo, gorillaz, mcr, and real big fish!

I like all types of music too, but especially new wave, dark cabaret, and gothic surf rock!

I love to do my makeup and dress up so I post selfies pretty often!

My ask box is always open and I love answering your questions or just talking 🗣️

I collect so many things but my biggest collections are buttons, vinyl, pins, and cool clothing

I really like horror movies and splatterpunk/extreme horror books

Mainly into American Psycho, Sweeny Todd, and Hannibal NBC right now

I really really REALLY like gravity falls and other animation shows 2

I use a buncha different tags but the main ones are:

#the guy's outfits - my outfits

#the guy's makeup - my makeup looks

#the guy's projects - my art/random things I've made/writing of mine

I'm an author 😊🤗

Not published but I am working on my first full length novel and I've written a collection of short stories

If ya ask to read any of it, just know it probably will be a first draft lol

Thats all folks 👋

Welcome to my blog 🫵🎷🐛👋🤗

Enjoy your visit <3

^^^ lyrics from the beginning

[omnipotentnothing]

I love to type things out and then immediately delete them before I post it yay

[makingflippy-floppy]

Jennie lore: demisexual. Masochistic. Works at Papa John's. Desperately wants to be in a Moxie+Ink sandwich. Likes to paint. Her fursona is a borzoi.

[makingflippy-floppy]

hi tumble this one's called "hey jennie"

[crabussy]

going to try a bold new technique called Unfollowing Blogs That Make Me Feel Bad paired with another novel method known as Following Blogs That Make Me Feel Good

[partywithponies]

"Your personality comes from the way you were parented" "Your personality is inate and genetic" wrong!!!!! your personality comes from that one piece of media you were unhealthily and irreversibly obsessed with when you were 13 years old

[awritersbro]

me: *Closes three tabs of Wikipedia and nine of Mirriam-Webster* i can finally finish writing that tumblr post

[mal-dot-colm]

what r ur neos!!!!!

AHH hey anon ^_^❗️ okay okay so my main ones r vamp/vamps (one of the first ones I started using) but I also use rot/rots and lately ive been thinking about various animal related ones ,,, may or may not update at some point but THANK YOU 4 ASKING 😋😋

[tansytaseis]

how it feels to be playing Character with your friend

[baffledbirdbandit]

[omnipotentnothing]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woo i am such a fan of dramatic plants. just prissy fucking plantlife, be it unreasonable or implacable or ostentatious. plants, man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

u know what yeah, let’s talk about weird nonsense plants

1. Living Stones

these plants imitate rocks. who does that?

imagine deciding to straight up evolve into rocks as a defense mechanism. i had a whole rant planned but now i’m remembering that i have, in the past, on multiple occasions, daydreamed about being a rock. like that has been a recurring theme in my rich inner fantasy life. i would not forsake the opportunity to evolve into a stone.

2. Hooker’s Lips

ostentatious. flamboyant. vulgar. garish. randy. dare i say whorish? yes. this plant is whorish.

pucker up you hussy

3. Hoya Hearts

overused trope. lacks subtlety and creativity. truly, they just went with the first thought to pop in their head, no brainstorming involved. “ho ho ho i’m just gonna grow into a fucking HEART, that’ll show em!” Needy & basic bitch. looks cute on a desk

4. Lifesaver Plants

manages to be both psychedelic and disapproving. reminiscent of a prudish great aunt–but like, one who did a lot of LSD in the 70s. evidence of an alien lifeform who crash landed and then decided, fuck it, i’m gonna rent a one-story in the midwest and decorate it with vintage wood paneling & floral upholstery. probably smells like stale weed and glass ashtrays

5. Happy Alien Flowers

yes that is their NAME. sort of anticlimactic, but take a gander:

they are absolute sluts for drama, as demonstrated by the little hussies pictured above are YELLING AT ME. they bring to mind seagulls engaged in a Shakespearean blood feud. this flowers have committed aggravated manslaughter and probably got away with it too.

6. Bat Plant 

aka Cat’s Whiskers aka Devil Flower. how fucking emo is that??? this plant listens to mcr and is probably the gay cousin. they never got the hang of eyeliner but that doesn’t stop them from trying, bless em. their impetuous devil-may-care persona is hindered by their crippling social anxiety. i’m immensely fond of this plant. they’ll come into their own once they graduate and move away from college, but in the mean time they sit with the tech crew at lunch. you go little Bat Plant! 

 7. Dancing Plants

total band kids. also called Semaphore Plants, bc they look like they’re trying to flag down a plane. nifty fuckers 

in conclusion, three cheers for whiny, namby-pamby, scatterbrained plantlife

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so you’ll reblog THIS and my Non-Comprehensive List of Cursed Bird That Piss Me Off, but Whimsical Creatures Failing To Tempt Me Into The Ocean is where tumblr draws the line huh

[wheres-lostboy]

I am absolutely delighted to show you this orchid the ‘Naked Man’. It’s an orchid native to the Mediterranean and it looks like a lil dude with a tiny penis

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

PROPORTIONALLY SPEAKING

[dat-soldier]

cw bad

[viansparkles]

i really like colors OK

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[omnipotentnothing]

Hi omnipplenothing! 👋 today I went to a trampoline park 🥳😋🤗

DON'T CALL ME THAT 😡😡😡 wow that's so fun 😳😳 I went to a year ampiline park a few times when I was younger 🤔 thats so fun 😳!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😹 hashtag yay yippee memories

[memories]

I’ll name my first child #wwatt, my second child @petticoatedmouse, and my third child Jim.

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...