New Emperor of Anywhere

I need to be put down he/him March 1st 2005

[calzonnor]

I felt that I should cross over npmd and spn

I am kinda too lazy to expand much on this concept but I felt that it worked

[sockiepuppetry]

Ok

[thoodleoo]

reading about the participation of children in rituals as a form of play in ancient greece and came across an incredibly charming story from julius pollux's onomasticon where a flood prevented the adults from reaching a sanctuary to sacrifice a ram to heracles, and the children solved the problem by....sticking a bunch of sticks in an apple to give it "legs" and "horns" and offering it as a sacrifice instead. it's such a charming thought and i can perfectly picture kids these days also pretending at sacrificing an apple "goat" at recess

[thoodleoo]

catch me on the playground playing sacrifices

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[leshermes]

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[c-rowlesdraws]

her bluesky header & icon are so cute too 🥰

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

[butchrozanovs]

everyone say thanks emily!!!

[octodaddi]

[brother-genitivi]

THANK YOU EMILY!

[midnight-and-his-melodiverse]

Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[vizreef]

JVC Videosphere // CRT television (Japan, 1970)

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[solitairie]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[lulu10008]

part 2 of background worthy screenshots from mumbo's newest hermitcraft episdoe

mumbo does such an excellent job of highlining all his fellow hermits bases and building abilities

go check out his video if you want to see what he does with these

heres part 1 that has the rest of the screenshots that arent here

i unfortunately was unable to get screenshots of Beef's base or Joe Hills' base because Mumbo did not show the un-pixelated version in his video

[lulu10008]

collection of background worthy screenshots from mumbo's newest episode of hermitcraft highlighting all of the hermit's amazing bases

mumbo does such an excellent job of highlining all his fellow hermits bases and building abilites and i am so happy he does.

go check out his video if you want to see what he does with these

bonus silly transition screens

heres part 2 with the rest of the screenshots i didnt put here

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[flyingrowan]

Mumbo’s starter base, inspired by his latest episode.

[cardbored-box]

Reread yotsuba so here's a bunch of good good panels

[yourfriendlyghost26]

I really like how Brassius acts like a father to his Dolliv! The way they jump onto his lap to hug him and is always close to each other. They’re soo adorable!

Love when Pokémon trainers treat their Pokémon as family!

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[towerologia-sideblog]

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

[lesvegas]

addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level