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[toruandmidori]

[chatteringfox]

[Image description: Photo of a Calico cat looking into the camera. Text reads: was I productive this week? no. was I able to relax? also no. but was I at least gentle with myself about all of this? no. /End ID]

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[mistakenot4892]

They're all stealing your data.

[violentoffender]

[televisionenjoyer]

[tbposting]

drives me absolutely insane that somewhere, someone who makes six figures thinks of THIS as "unskilled labor."

[laughinglabradorite]

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

[eroticismofthemachinedetector]

beep

[dailyclubpenguin]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we are fucked

[jame7t]

No hope

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[thomasmomwell]

[scribblebook]

Nowhere King, a gift for a friend, 2024

Crocheted in Bernat Velvet, Bernat Baby Velvet, Lion Brand Re-Spun (white) and Red Heart Super Saver (yellow)

Mostly self-drafted pattern, but I did use this https://www.etsy.com/listing/1629590608/tiny-elk-skull-amigurumi-crochet-pattern for help with the skull!

The eyes glow in the dark, he is large and... somewhat poseable, and he has a little pouch in his throat with a voicebox that sings his theme song :3

bonus helper picture:

[tall]

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[greelin]

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

[theehorsepusssy]

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[zipstick]

it should be mandatory for every pc game that has absurdly high resolution graphics and monstrously large filesizes to have a "dogshit version" that you can play on any old pc cause i've had it up to here with getting excited for games only to discover that my laptop doesn't meet the minimum system requirements and i will never be able to play them. i don't care how realistically the windows reflect light. i don't need to be able to distinguish every available hair on the player character's head. i just want to play viddy game :(