Spot: *walking to rehearsal*
Spot: *almost gets hit by a car*
Spot: (in a sing song voice) āI have the RIGHT OF WAYYYYā
Mike: āI canāt have a wrinkled vest. I aināt no Bronx newsie.ā
Spot: āI have cough drops, Emergen-C, vitamin C gummies, Dixie cups for water, midol, tampons, and snacks for whoever needs them.ā
Romeo: āOh my god you are literally the newsie mom.ā
Crutchie: *knocks on girlsā dressing room door*
Crutchie: āSorry, I smelled food.ā
Spot: *runs into rehearsal late*
Spot: *sees Davey in costume*
Spot: āOh my god are we in costume today?ā
Snyder: *walks out in costume for the first time*
Elmer: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Mike: āWhatās so funny?ā
Elmer: (between sobs of laughter) āHe looks like the guy that handles birds at Medieval Times!!!ā
Davey: āI HIT THE HIGH NOTE DID YOU HEAR ME I HIT THE FUCKING HIGH NOTE I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO IT AGAIN BUT I DID IT TONIGHTā
Race: āWhat do I do in the cellar scene?ā
Raceās understudy: āJust follow Davey.ā
Race: āOk. And what do I do during Once and For All?ā
Understudy: āJust follow Davey.ā
Race: āOk. And what do I do-ā
Understudy: āFollow Davey. When in doubt, follow Davey.ā
Davey: *enters for Watch What Happens (Reprise)*
Race: *hauls ass like he forgot a cue*
Understudy: āNOT HEREā
Race: *hauls ass back to the dressing room*
Spot: āIs there a trash can back here?ā
Bill: *raises his hand* āYup Iām right here.ā
Elmer: āWhose Chinese food is in the dressing room?ā
Spot: āItās not Chinese but itās mine and yes you can have some.ā
Davey: *unidentifiable dinosaur noises*
Davey: āDonāt mind me Iām just over here destroying my vocal cords.ā
Mike: āHow do boys sit?ā
Spot: *stretches out on the floor like a male model on a romance novel*
Director: āStop that, youāre not in GQ.ā
Elmer: āYou look like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.ā