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Hello all, tis I the (un)official way of interacting with the government of Canada we are here to answer your Canada questions
If you want to stand up for transgender Canadians, then there's a petition to ask the federal government to repeal the acts signed into law that restrict transgender medical care for transgender youth:
You need only be a resident of Canada, not a citizen to sign. Please help us give transgender youth a fighting chance. Their medical care decisions should be between the handling physician and family only. This isn't a matter for politicians to decide.
hey, so I would he grateful if people living in Canada could sign this and if non-Canadians could signal boost, please.
The petition will be closed for signatures on February 16, 2026.
This needs to be boosted.
you know this blog was made before satan offical,I just also misspelled Official because dyslexia, anyways I’m probably gonna continue being dormant, I’ve just been getting tagged in offical verse stuff and was confused, so yeah see y’all in however long
WRONG BLOG!
if this post reaches 50 notes, I’ll play a game of Victoria 3 as the Russian American Company, which is basically just Alaska
I will subject myself to doing that, for the bit
Hello my lovely followers. I am an avid player of the game OP is talking about, and I would like you all to know the nation OP mentions has 14 thousand inhabitants at the start of the game, which isn’t even enough to fully employ one in game building. Please reblog this post so that OP may be tortured. (One note per person as OP specified in their tags)
If this reaches 1 note, I will draw a frog.
If this reaches 10 notes, I will draw a bigger frog.
You can figure out the math from there
Some frogs for your efforts
Bigger
Gonna have to reach 1,000 for the next frog friendo
We're not gonna reach 10,000 at this rate
219 until next frog
more. frogs. now
122 until next frog
The mighty building frog could scream out at any second, ending the lives of millions.
Reach 10k for next frog
If we reach 100 million notes (which we won't), I'll reveal who I'm the alt account of.
Shame, we won't even reach 10k it seems.
Next frog shall remain a mystery.
NOOOOO I AWAIT FROGAGEDDON
Unless this post gets crazy popular again, whether by another blaze or getting noticed by the Tumblr gods, your Frogageddon shalt not pass and my hands shall remain away from the art table
Big frog lurks in the oceans
Reach 100k for next frog.
@walmart-the-official use your powers for good!
@walmart-the-official have you seen this one?
it has cute frogs
Natthaj wants more frog
Frogs are nice
i agree. im gonna make a frog robot
lemme guess, add it to the low priority part of the to do list? with th 1500 other projects
yes. also its 1563. frog robot accounted for
GET OFFICALVERSSED
@homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @helpmemiku @the-queen-of-geese
If you actually respond this will be insane
What's up motherfucker
FROG MUST BE
BIGGER
@maryland-officially
If this post gets 50k notes by the end of the year I'll buy myself and then wear a lovely princess dress
This is very notable because I Do Not wear dresses and usually actively avoid doing so due to being a nervous wreck
And for extra smugness I'm betting this wont get past 1k
We're STAGNATING PEOPLE
Cmon cmon cmon we should be at 4k notes by now
@maryland-officially list or nah?
i don't have it but this does need a list
@non-tyrannical-usa @rhode-island-empire
so. i assume that was the canada wildfire smoke today.
@canada-offical i can't believe you've done this
yeahhhhhhh sorry about that folks
has anyone noticed that a²+b²=c² for a,b,c three sides of a right triangle or is it just me just now while working on my theorys
did i just drop the Fact of the summer????
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
Rating words: BEAR
Bears are every single cryptid, so of course this word is going to get a high rating. I love mothman, how could I disrespect them by giving bears a low score? Anyways, I think the word conveys what it means well. Idk why, it just works.
Functional and cryptic word. 8/10
This post is neutral good!
@maryland-officially
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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight
tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger español de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de español esta noche
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
eternal agonies and endless torment
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
NOT YOU TOO
@stealingpotatoes
oh heyyy…it would be a real shame if I just- @gimmickblog-posts
@walmart-the-official
@walmart-the-official
@maryland-officially
really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight
tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger español de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de español esta noche
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
eternal agonies and endless torment
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
NOT YOU TOO
@stealingpotatoes
oh heyyy…it would be a real shame if I just- @gimmickblog-posts
@walmart-the-official
@walmart-the-official
canadas please rise
Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7
Yet again, and entirely for the best, it appears that Canada will be smarter than us.
The Liberals are projected to win more of Parliament’s 343 seats than the Conservatives, though it wasn’t clear yet if they would win an out
Oh thank god. More details from the article below:
"Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Liberal Party has won the federal election, capping a stunning turnaround in fortunes fueled by U.S. President Donald Trump’s annexation threats and trade war.
Carney’s rival, populist Conservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre, was voted out of his seat in Parliament, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation projected Tuesday [April 29, 2025].
The loss of his seat representing his Ottawa district in Monday’s election capped a swift decline in fortunes for the firebrand Poilievre, who a few months ago appeared to be a shoo-in to become Canada’s next prime minister and shepherd the Conservatives back into power for the first time in a decade.
But then Trump launched a trade war with Canada and suggested the country should become the 51st state, outraging voters and upending the election.
Poilievre, a career politician, campaigned with Trump-like bravado, taking a page from the “America First” president by adopting the slogan “Canada First.” But his similarities to Trump may have ultimately cost him and his party.
The Liberals were projected to win more of Parliament’s 343 seats than the Conservatives. It wasn’t immediately clear if they would win an outright majority — at least 172 — or would need to rely on a smaller party to pass legislation and remain in power.
Elections Canada said it has decided to pause counting of special ballots — cast by voters who are away from their districts during the election — until later Tuesday morning. The Liberals were leading or elected in 168 seats when the counting was paused, four short of a majority. Elections Canada estimated that the uncounted votes could affect the result in about a dozen districts....
Trump’s truculence has infuriated Canadians, leading many to cancel U.S. vacations, refuse to buy American goods and possibly even vote early. A record 7.3 million Canadians cast ballots before election day.
Reid Warren, a Toronto resident, said he voted Liberal because Poilievre “sounds like mini-Trump to me.” He said Trump’s tariffs are a worry.
“Canadians coming together from, you know, all the shade being thrown from the States is great, but it’s definitely created some turmoil, that’s for sure,” he said.
Historian Robert Bothwell said Poilievre appealed to the “same sense of grievance” as Trump, but that it ultimately worked against him.
“The Liberals ought to pay him,” Bothwell said, referring to the U.S. president. “Trump talking is not good for the Conservatives.”"
-via AP News, April 29, 2025