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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
The Bowery Presents
Noah Kahan
Monterey Bay Aquarium
YOU ARE THE REASON
noise dept.
KIROKAZE
Cosmic Funnies
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The Stonewall Inn
Doug Jones
hello vonnie
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

oozey mess
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@depressed-knight
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What do you mean "it's not historically accurate"? Of course it's historically accurate. It's an historically accurate 13th Century English knight using historically accurate 15th Century Italian weapons to kill historically accurate 10th Century Danish Vikings in historically accurate 17th Century France. What's not clicking?
Many classic horror icons and other disturbing creatures share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.
Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, predators could be hiding in the dark, heights could make poor footing lethal, and a spider or snake bite could mean certain death.
The question you have to ask yourself is this:
What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?
To be honest that last question frightened me more that the picture.
Timor mortis. It’s the fear of being dead, of death itself, and by extension, what was currently the cause of lots of it. I’m thinking cholera, plague, all the rest, sometimes so virulent that “a victim could have breakfast with their family and supper with their ancestors.”
Consider the pallid complexion, sunken eyes, more prominent teeth (this last a result of slackened facial muscles which let the mouth hang open - remember the bandage Marley wears in “A Christmas Carol”? It’s there to hold his mouth shut until rigor sets in.) This muscle slackness also caused elongated faces.
All these feature on more-or-less-fresh corpses, and making new deliveries to a mass grave like a plague pit would give plenty of exposure to the sight of considerably-less-fresh ones. Accidental or deliberate, those grey streaks on the original post make-up is very reminiscent of post-mortem marbling as decomposition becomes visible through the skin.
“Sharp” teeth rather than the more accurate “apparently-protruding” teeth is an imaginative embellishment (h. sapiens is an imaginative species, especially when it comes to scaring ourselves witless).
IMO the “dark” sunken eyes - pupil and iris all black, often as the first stage of transformation or a now-you-see-it-now-you-don’t suggestion of otherness - is a modern twist. Bryan Froud’s illustrations in “Faeries” (1978) are the first example of this creepy all-black eye that I can think of, but it’s been popularised by any number of movies and TV shows
Earlier spooky eyes tended to have animal descriptions, usually cat, wolf or just ‘predatory beast", though in one memorable instance (“Varney the Vampire; or, The Feast of Blood”, an 1845 penny-dreadful serial that beat “Dracula” to print by a full 50 years) the vampire’s eyes are “like polished tin…”
The author (James Malcolm Rymer or Thomas Preskett Prest, nobody’s quite sure) was just writing a scary image, but the modern impression is of supernatural mirror shades, worn for the same reason as any Scary Shiny Glasses: so you can’t see in. Wherever “in” might be. The rest of the description is as expected: pale face, projecting teeth, gaunt hands with long nails…
In other words, a corpse.
This will never NOT be funny
I’m so glad this is on tumblr
My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.
Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!
Captain: y-yeah?
Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!
(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)
my fav.
Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game
Big shout out to my friend and neighborhood artist Rita-Audrey on Twitter for years of art she's done for my characters and for being a stellar friend!
If you want to give your support to the woman who inspired me and helped me grow not only as a writer but also as a person, support her on Twitter in the link below:
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Ditto, Rita is an amazing artist and an even better person. Please support however you can, even if it's just a like and a share/reblog, every one of those counts.
I need this.
Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year
Just in case anyone missed it, the “Knights of Bretonnia” omnibus was re-released as a single book, complete with new artwork of Calard of Garamont!
I was fortunate enough to get a copy of this! While I haven't finished it, I dig some of what the book has to offer. It's a rather interesting insight into Bretonnia rather than just reading about them in an army book or something.
Got commissioned by a friend to redraw this meme with Isabella and Vlad von Carstein :3
rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^
ELVEN COSTUME DESIGN
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (2001 - 2003) costume design by Ngila Dickson & Richard Taylor THE HOBBIT (2012 - 2014) costume design by Bob Buck, Ann Maskrey & Richard Taylor
silly pictures of knights are my absolute favorite so heres a compilation. feel free to add more
here’s a little bit of what i’ve got
@wearepaladin
Oh the classics
Armor stays ON in bed
October can’t come soon enough
This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.
This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.
BOOBS, SEX, AND HELL. LETS GOOO
Wine Crab Test
Wine. Hope. Butt.
Huh
wine, crab, new
Wine, money, butter. Guillotine here I come.
Money, Ass, butt. ... eeerrrrr...... butt stuff??????????
Pussy, grind, marriage... Huh
Well that was a fucking lie
The 2020 year is my ex
I felt cheated, betrayed and they said I can’t see my friends and I must stay home. ALSO the ho has the nerve to make me clean my hands everyday and wear a mask like I’m nasty as fuck!
I’m sorry 2020 but it’s over. You need to leave my house and never call me again, ya nasty!
“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
Anti anxiety.
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER
This is amazing but I’m on mobile so the gifs keep freezing. So I’m just sitting here turning purple like a fool. Keep breathing everyone!