[misticksky]

Lets all kill sakaki asap

[piuriem]

forget me not this was supposed to be posted on his first anniversary but so many things came up its so delayed im cryin

[importantcatpics]

[homunculus-argument]

Day 197/365 of listing something good I saw today:

I discovered that if you lose a game badly enough in the online magic the gathering, you get an achievement for it. I managed to get a screenshot of just how badly I got my ass beat:

For those who don't play, the numbers at the top and the bottom are my health and my opponent's health. Both players start with 20 health and the goal is to get your opponent's health down to zero. At the end of the game, my opponent had 189 health, and beat me right through the foundations of the earth, leaving me with -888 health. My previous record of how badly I got beat into the negatives was -43.

I'm so glad I managed to get a screenshot of that. An absolutely legendary pelting.

[notaplaceofhonour]

girl unhinge ur jaw

[notaplaceofhonour]

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

[depressionchronicassiconic]

started rewatching code geass and this came to me as if by prophecy

[bardace]

man it does say a lot that beldaruit's bones are fragile enough they can break with just a small fall and yet he still threw a punch at deanreldy. he does NOOOOOT like that man and it's awesome

[depressionchronicassiconic]

apologies for the greentext format but it works the best for this story i fear

>be me

>wake up in the middle of the night, needing a piss

>turn the lamp on

>MASSIVE spider crawling down my door

>look for something to trap it in

>theres NOTHING.

>go to the toilet anyway

>notice in the bathroom mirror that my hair somehow looks fucking incredible, which pisses me off bc i have to wash and restyle it in the morning and it won't look anywhere near this good

>get back into my bedroom

>spider is nowhere to be seen.

i looked for it around where i last saw it and i can't see a single trace of the little fucker anywhere. if i never post again after this it's because the spider got me in my sleep.

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

anyway what’s the best book you’ve ever read and yes if you say some YA shit i will kill a hostage.

[soulspark]

[charl0ttan]

the absolute best thing you can wear out on the town is three bracelets. three bracelets is the best possible accessory. three bracelets is the tops

[brucebocchi]

so-called “free thinkers” when there’s a jar of mayonnaise on your car’s roof 🙄🫩

[boccher]

penis poll

ball

dick

ball

Voting ended onMay 25

[pixieuni]

when they introduced the snug stones i imagined they'd be,, i don't know, like ORANGE??? YELLOW??? y'know, normal warm colors????

but noooooo, of COURSE they are the fucking color. of. qifrey's. eyes. like EXACTLY the color of his eyes?!?!?!

olruggio you gay pining LOSER!!!!

[george-karim]

Hey so what the fuck

[toasterbaka]

feel like there's should be more Christo x Killia truthers in the world

[depressionchronicassiconic]

i tried drawing Christo!

i still have a long way to go in terms of learning art, but im pretty proud of how this one turned out!