Derptican's Domain

A blog for a derp.

[nintendocafe]

The Legend of Zelda | Zelda

Art by Thomas Randby

[derptician-blog]

So a notice to the rper’s following my blog: I am making this my casual blog.

So if you’re here /just/ for the rp, unfortunately I am shutting down my FE blog. I will be working on my Asgore blog, which Adeline is *Technically* a part of but not even close to being the main focus. Thanks for your understanding.

[om-nom-berries]

Dumb ten minutes comics: a serious comic this time.

Not entirely sure how sentient Ganon is canonically, but meh.

[hornycritical]

“We put ‘gay’ in our magic algorithm bot but we’re backpedaling now so it’s okay”

[byakuyathehedgehog]

No they did not. The restricted mode filter is based mostly on “inappropriate” flags that are placed by USERS. Meaning a lot of this was caused by conservatives/homophobes abusing the flagging system and reporting every LGBT video they find.

While the initial outrage was valid, and important to have so YouTube would A) be aware of the problem, and B) be motivated to fix it, now that they are publicly announcing that they were falsely filtered and are working to fix things, there’s no reason to be dicks about it.

[unit-xj9]

That last comment 👏👏👏👏

[auwa]

friendly reminder: owning up to, learning from, and apologizing for your mistakes can go a long way

[auwa]

this post always comes back from the grave every time jontron does something stupid

[sushinfood]

@casejackal this kinda stuff is a good step you don’t see many taking

[thebonezone66]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they? ;);););)

Nice try, Edgey. If you were trying to make me confess how gay I am..It worked.

SO YOU FUCKS. I won’t go into super detail to preserve the meme but know that these people are in my life daily if I can help it and more or less give me the conviction I need to carry on. Keep being creative and upbeat/ect. If you’re not here don’t take it personally. These guys are just THOSE FRIENDS. You know who those people are in your life. You seemingly can’t live without them.

@ask-thehuman / @ask-thecopycat  The Emi bae, best dumplings 10/10

@underveils UT the Memelord 2: Electric Boogaloo

@edgeysans Guest starring Edgey as Dwane the Rock Johnson

@ijourikae Literal Evil Mastermind who lives in the side of a mountain

@thevoidcrawler / @ask-the-erased Actual Babadook Shia Labeouf.

@navejar Cinnamon roll who may actually accidentally shoot you intentionally.

@derptician / @ask-theroyalderp Circle Warlock and candidate for actual ASGORE level puns. Could probably outrun the Flash.

Oh, and these people are also pretty cool, I GUESS. Special mentions for being neat in general and keeping up with me even in slow times. @ask-sans @sneakyfont @alphys-the-scientist @loving-goatmom  @rcdacted @spiderspeaks

Pretty sure the rest of you know who you are. Especially if we’re mutuals. I’d like to consider us friends at least or the potential of friendship being there. Literally the only thing keeping me from trying to juggle so much is me being lazy or ‘busy.’ rofl

[allistair-right]

I like to think that Efi is a big fan of Lucio and also looks up to him as a role model since he’s not just an international music icon but also a freedom fighter that literally led an uprising to free his city. All before the age of 30.

Bonus art:

Mandatory group pic after meeting your favourite celebrity!

[fireemblemxtextposts-realm-deac]

Source: dril

[christosanesti]

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

[pulchrabelle]

We have states bigger than your entire country

[zerotheduke]

ur largest city

london

[afrogwitch]

Oh…. honey….honey no

[fagdogpunk]

Why does everything involving england turn into a dick measuring contest? Who gives a fuck about chicago? No one fucking asked about chicago. Like congratulations, you built on more native american land than us Eat your kfc and find something better to do

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

England wants to talk about colonization and building on lands that dont belong to them, now?

[vulpyx]

adorable husband and wife ready to take on anything together 💪💕

[republicana-usa]

[the-exercist]

Is that so?

Women have been a leading force in sanitation strikes, calling for equal treatment and job security. This particular service industry has been the focus of multiple feminist manifestos and employment goals. Women fought long and hard to gain the right to work in sanitation, and they’re continuing that effort to open up the field more. This issue is so big that Parks and Rec even made an episode about it. 

Female sewer workers have repeatedly sued the DEP for unfair treatment, seeking to open up the industry and gain equal status with their male peers. Sewer work is often targeted for its biased hiring practices. Hundreds of female candidates fight for limited available positions, but most are turned away, despite having the necessary experience and skills. Feminist workers recognize that these women are willing and able to do the work, but aren’t getting the opportunity to gain employment here. 

Historically, coal mining is one of the most highly targeted careers for gender bias. Women have been petitioning for the opportunity to mine safely since the Industrial Revolution. This is actually one of the primary and best studied examples of women fighting to enter traditionally male fields. Lots of women, who both succeeded in the mines and didn’t, continue to petition for increased access to this field. 

And yeah, women want white collar jobs too. Go figure - A diverse population of women, with different abilities, interests and levels of education, are all fighting for the right to seek diverse forms of employment. Fighting for equality in one sphere doesn’t mean that we’ve forgotten about the others. 

Just because you aren’t paying attention to the feminist movement doesn’t mean that the feminist movement is nonexistent. 

[stfupenguins]

“But you never see [oppressed group] demand [x]”

No, YOU never see it. Because you’re not looking.

[ladyoflate]

they made an entire movie about sexism in the coal mining industry even????

[birbtactician]

she’s finally home!!

(@ nintendo when is she going to be summonable so I can have a whole 5* team of her)

[nohrthornyroses]

[lambentlodestar]

nohrthornyroses :

Indie,non selective camilla is looking for some interaction ❤ Please like/reblog this promo.

[sprayofstars]

i was on twitter and

it’s arrived

the ultimate shitposting platform

[yellingintothevoid]

Is… is this real?

[sprayofstars]

absolutely

have fun

[sprayofstars]

so i got a message today from @nattercom and 

oh my god

OH MY GOD

SHITPOSTING GAME TOO STRONG

[sprayofstars]

this post was getting notes out of nowhere again so i checked a little and

uh

have you ever shitposted so hard that you not only saved a social media website but it completely rebranded itself bc of your shitpost

SHITPOSTING GAME ULTIMATE

[spookywarmlight-deactivated2014]

Doing a survey. Reblog if you are a "Just Wing It" role player. No planning or plotting is needed. Nor permission to make a starter just for you.

[promptos-biceps]

If you just randomly tag me in a starter there is a 99.9% chance I will respond to it. So if you wanna do an rp with me just get it started!

[bellygangstaboo]

I’m sure we hear more about him in the future. We have got to get these kids to understand that striving to be a rapper, football and basketball player is not the only thing out there. Unfortunately, kids make fun of kids who get good grades or are in honor classes because they don’t view it as being cool. It is critical to stop the bullying and stop that mentality. At some point the cycle of poverty needs to stop somewhere within a family. A child that focuses on school and graduates high school and moves on to college helps end the perpetuation of repeating the cycle of uneducated people in a family structure. When that child graduates and hopefully moves on to a great career. Numerous inventors were black.. THIS is what our youth should focus on, strive for!

[minusthelove]

Protect him

[derptician-blog]

OOC: Renovating

I’m open for roleplay, but I will probably be changing a lot of things on the blog. Including headcanons and such within the next couple of weeks.