"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Averaged Faces of Members of the 116th United States Congress
Itâs him, Gerry Mandering
âI bet it doesnât hurt that bad, I donât have time for this shit.â
âat least oneâ
now this is a gender binary i can get behind
Very generous of them to describe it as the âThinking Periodâ
They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg
Parts Unknown: Newfoundland
#funny he was an anti-monarchist because this is some king shit
I hope Miette and the person who viciously and cruelly kicked Miette know what an impact theyâve made on my vocabulary when it comes to interacting with my cat
I meant to draw a happy dinosaur but accidentally drew one that looks like theyâve seen a ghost
Help us kick Bezos in the dick
Boss Baby Bezos is at it again! Amazon opened a union busting website for people to report workers unions, so lets do the world a favor and waste Jeffâs time, money, and life energy (I hope) by spamming his website with bogus reports. Eat shit, Jeff.
YâALL THEY DONâT HAVE A WORD LIMIT
I JUST SENT THEM THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT
update: did you guys know all of les mis is online for free
did you know it takes roughly 5-10 dedicated minutes of clicking and holding to copypaste the entire thing
take a wild guess what i sent our old pal jeffÂ
UPDATE update:
Thatâs all fun and good but I guarentee their systems are filtering out spam.
According to what other people have suggested, include keywords which will make sure your submission gets through, and avoid keywords that might filter it.
Expletives are probably filtered, as well as major meme keywords like âShrekâ, âmemeâ, âScriptâ, âBeeâ, âFurryâ, âFanfictionâ, âGayâ, also âBezosâ is probably filtered too I bet.
Keywords that are hypothetically more likely to get your post noticed: âPamphletsâ, âUnionsâ and âUnionizationâ, âCapitalismâ, âWagesâ, âProfitâ, âLaborâ, âWorkersâ, âEmailsâ, âRightsâ, etc. Things that would be mentioned in union emails or pamphlets. Also, use keywords that identify you as an actual employee: âWarehouseâ, âCompanyâ, âEmployeeâ, âCoworkerâ, âShiftâ, âOn Breakâ, etc.
So, sentences like these will help increase legidimacy: âAnother employee in the warehouse has been handing out pamphlets on unionization and talking about workers rights.â or âIâm getting emails from someone in the warehouse about labor laws and criticizing the companyâs wages.â
Use things like U(state letters)(number) in the tagline and at the start. Make the name and email seem legit. Flood their systems with useless info.
So say you get past filters. Someoneâs gonna read your submission, and you want to get them going. Have a strong, in-character intro and conclusion, since those will be skimmed first. Include your misleading content in the body of your submission, and try to hide it well. For instance:
yes, again, your memes and jokes arent going to be as helpful. please actually waste THEIR time. not YOUR time.
âI think, if it is true that there are as many minds as there are heads, then there are as many kinds of love as there are hearts.â
- Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy
quarantine mood
theres something inherently holy about kitchens
i legit havent felt this close to god's love in weeks
Millennials with $10, remembering how their families were scammed, lost everything, and were left twisting in the wind, (while Wall Street got bailed out, profited off global economic collapse, and paid themselves huge ass bonuses as a reward), buying stocks that fuck with Wall Street billionaires like:
end of 2020 mood is getting consistently jumpscared by the âposts from a darker timelineâ blog
iâm calling it rn that blog is going to accidentally predict so many fucking catastrophes thatâs just a prophet asking for the subway walls to collapse under the writing
thanks for your concern but i am immune to apolloâs gift of prophesy
your hubris in making a statement that wouldnât be out of place in a tragedy is astounding
hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common
resealable
I have no idea why this made me laugh out loud as hard as it did.
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