listen, friend

the heavens roared, & the earth rumbled back an answer

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[konoko]

and a reason to live

[its-emimi]

⭐

[bakwaaas]

the thing is I just need to become perfect and then I’ll be loved

[ruinedchildhood]

[iceyrukia]

[peopleofazeroth]

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[glavilio]

we saw you across the oort cloud and we really dig your vibe

[vexwerewolf]

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

[100493503004422]

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

[losergfdotcom]

isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

[honestlydarkprincess]

i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

[segamascott]

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

[somerandomdudelmao]

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

[thepartyponies]

[vasira96]

i should learn to draw furry porn so i can earn a livable wage and also have a job that actually contributes something valuable to society