Designated Dave

XXX

[secretoctopus-deactivated201912]

[meangirlnurse]

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

[meangirlnurse]

the gopher has spoken

[imsopopfly]

What did he say?

[deactivated-tahor]

“Trans Rights”

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

[valiumvampire]

trying to clean your room when you have adhd should be considered an extreme sport

[valiumvampire]

YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND ME

[therealxtina]

[onlytwitterpics]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

hey guys

[stachionalgeographic]

what happens if the

[trapcard]

*lil wayne voice* call that

[soyestoday]

this entire post should not be a thing

[lord-kitschener]

Hey guys I just wanted to pop in and say that you’re all a bunch of disgusting demons from hell

[scottandhiskind]

[wigglyflippingout]

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

[grand-duc]

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

[rcmclachlan]

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

[imagitory]

Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?

Me at 7: Right!

Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!

Me at 28:

[chiaroscar]

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[the-cosmic-goddess-deactivated2]

This is so true

[twodotsknowwhy]

Me as teenager: Yeah, girl, you hook up with that older guy, this is super hot!

Me as an adult: all of these men should be arrested

[supremequeenofthenerds]

Me age 24 re-reading Harry Potter

[jhaernyl]

This, a thousand times this.

[enjolras-in-valinor]

GOD, that last gif is so accurate. that’s the best way to describe this feeling. 

[batboyblog]

This Pride don’t forget your brothers and sisters fighting for their rights all over the world. 

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[super-metroid]

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

[chainsawpunk]

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

Tomorrow is a gay holiday make sure to be even more loudly gay than usual!

[buzzfeed]

[bunney]

[alexander]

this was clearly written by a white person

[mallshoggoth]

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[black-sadness]

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

[sunnytaughtyou]

This is just so accurate.

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

[mxnrique]

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mxnrique]

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[appalachian-racist-deactivated2]

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

[mxnrique]

[almondkittie]

Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[livingthegifs]

[madrichmudrach-deactivated20181]

I can hear the guitar riffs

[ottermatopoeia]

[jehovahhthickness]

There’s certain people that you cannot speak on specific topics with because they don’t have the range, the knowledge, the empathy or the depth, to even understand where the fuck you’re coming from.

[welcometothesass]

Describing someone as “not having the range” is gonna be my new insult for 2019

[mynameischalie-deactivated20250]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

what a fucking hypocrisy