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' Hello. I'm Mr. Krabs. I like money. '
&& i ate your lady for dinner, crab!
evil man
that’s not what yo mama said last night
mkay looks like i made it to 100 followers, which is super cool ! after all, i’m less than a week on this blog ! thank u for following me && giving me a good start ! so, here we go, a teeny tiny giveaway.
( rules: )
- must follow ME -reblogs only -roleplayblogs only -5 randomly selected winners
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good luck, my minions !
▓█ ▌╳ OUT. ...yeah i'm still here ! sry for the long absence, but hey, if you're interested to know - this is where i'm atm
☼ LW ☼
Lucy followed behind Gru as he jumped down into the attic, as silently as if they were two mice. It was dark, and dust covered the wall and the floor. Feeling like she had actually turned blind for a second, Gru had already flicked on a fiery red light, letting the room glow with its brightness.
There was nothing much in the attic, just broken crates and smashed beer bottles, the horrible stench of alcohol lingered in the air too. But what caught Lucy’s eye was the decoration on the wall, one large and rusty sword, surrounded by other tiny swords identical to it. Maybe the two could use them as weapons! Lucy hopped onto one of the crates that managed to not collapse, grabbing the two swords and jumping down and quietly as possible.
"This is to defend yourself…" She whispered with a squeaky voice. The cold draft spread throughout the room and left goosebumps on her shoulders, but Lucy was strong, she could handle worse! "Oh and uh, sorry I was too in your personal space last night…I just wanted to make sure we were both safe…" The younger girl tried to hide her nervousness by smiling sweetly towards him.
▓█ ▌「♠┊ BIG BAD WOLF. ❛
gru looked around curiously, noticing that there were some strange objects which he was sure that they were not actually fitting into a bar. paintings && weapons -- lucy dared to grab one and hand it over to him. gru gently picked it up, swinging it around a few times. it wasn't heavy, realy, he was quite surprised. without a word, he slid it between his pants && his belt so he could carry it around. she talked to him, yet he was still not sure what she was talking about.
she smiled at him. so he smiled back. in that moment, the lighter turned hot && with a sharp breath, he dropped the hot iron that nearly had burned his thumb && the room filled with darkness once again. with care, he picked it up again to put it back in his pocket to cool down. in that moment, felonious noticed sunlight gleaming in a corner of the room. he gently grabbed her wrist && led her over to the spot that filled the darkness lightly with light.
❛ schau !❛ he pointed. this must be where they could escape the house !
ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ...
{ basics }
> Name: Gru > Age: 54 > Species: human
{ bold what applies }
drinker smoker done/does drugs knows what a broken heart feels like has committed a crime suffers a physical disability suffers a mental disorder has experienced severe trauma
{ details }
> Biggest fear: losing his family > Recurring nightmare: Scenarios from his childhood > Something you miss: — > Biggest regret: Abandoning his daughters > Pressure point: -- > A secret: —
{ pick one }
fire or water mother or father to hurt or be hurt eerie or gory unrequited love or no love
Zhu Li !! DO the THING !
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❛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ʟɪғᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴠᴀᴛᴀʀ ʟᴇᴀʀɴs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ. ❜
☼ LW ☼
Loud and threatening footsteps is what interrupted Lucy from her slumber. She rubbed her large eyes and finally realised her and Gru were smuggled against each other. She grinned inwardly, maybe now they had gotten really good friends! But to rudely disturb her beautiful thoughts, the footsteps grew louder.
Lucy peered behind the bar counter, and gasped quietly as she saw two men walking about. Red uniform, to show off how menacingly evil they were, and those deathly rifles in their hands. They had to find a way out before they got killed!
Accidentally falling back, she grabbed hold of a handle screwed to the floor, which looked as if it was an attic. Perfect! Lucy gently shook the peaceful boy, before they were too late into their pathway of death.
"Gru, wake up…quickly…" She whispered, growing much more nervous as the guards got close towards the bar.
▓█ ▌「♠┊ BIG BAD WOLF. ❛
the first thing felonious noticed was a nice, warm presence next to him. the second was a tender hand on his shoulder - roughly shaking him. her whisper woke him up && he blinked a few times, yawning, rubbing his eyes. lucy seemed stressed. he didn't know why - was something wrong?
❛ hm ? ❛ he mumbled. suddenly, he heard it too. footsteps. german words being spoken. something about patrol && shift-change soon. oh dear, those were soldiers ! they would bring them back to the city, to the orphanage - or even worse, shoot them. with ducked head, gru quickly moved over to her, looking down into the open space beneath them. the attic ! good idea ! with slight force, he pushed her ahead so he could follow, grabbing the knob of the small door && gently, veeeery carefully, closed it as soon as they were climbing down the stairs. it was pitch dark inside. but he quickly fumbled out a lighter he had stolen from a group of soldiers. he snitched it open && a small flame filled the room with dimmed, red light.
You know, you really should annouce your weapons after you fire them.
|| ♆ || ❝ Maybe if you’d actually been listening the first time I wouldn’t have to repeat myself, but here we are. What a surprise. I said: I’m not from this PLANET. ❞
▓█ ▌「♠┊ BIG BAD WOLF. ❛
❛ uh ---- yeah, yeah, sure! how culd i DOUBT dat. i guess dat explains dhe blue skin && such ... ? ❛
“ — Yeh’re not th’ only one limited on time , a’righ’ ?! L I S T E N U P ! …for once. “
▓█ ▌「♠┊ BIG BAD WOLF. ❛
S I G H S !! ❛ a'right. i'm all ears... ❛
▒▓ ☓╳☓.
❝ ——— Ya gonna quit staring ? Seriously , it’s getting kinda kinda creepy.
If you’ve got something to say, just say it. ❞
▓█ ▌「♠┊ BIG BAD WOLF. ❛
got something to say ? no. but gru HATED people of two kinds; people who smoked in his presence - && people who blocked the sight.
❛ if you'd stop blowin' dat blasted SMOKE in my direction, i wuld. ❛
offabletown && necroisms
▓█ ▌「♠┊ BIG BAD WOLF. ❛
❛ .... ! ❛
terroriium && ferend && podacity
▓█ ▌「♠┊ BIG BAD WOLF. ❛
❛ not cool ---- ! ❛
despicable-scientist && elsa-the-snow-queen-of-arendelle
▓█ ▌「♠┊ BIG BAD WOLF. ❛
❛ look, i'm BUSY, so ---- make it short, okay ? ❛