Bi-ology

Kris 🌟  main blog: mermaidtablet   🌟  SPN positive except for 15.20 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  🌟  No hate only disappointment 🌟  Dean's so bi can you dig it 🌟

[strangenewgirls]

the fact that they killed henriksen instead of having season after season of him and dean playing some psychosexual cat-and-mouse game is my villain origin story

[lazarrusrising]

They should have had more scenes like the one where Cas is sitting on Dean's bed going through his toiletries bag because he's curious, they should have had him order a burger just to take all the components apart and sort them neatly on a plate, they should have made him a menace, he should have rearranged all their gear in the night while they slept according to mouth feel, he should have licked Dean's blood at least once, he should have gone into more grocery stores and opened things like that time he just cracked an egg into the floor

[bedlund]

but what if sera gamble reused well respected man for the first scene of exile on main street...

[slaygentford]

obsessed w the campbells bc they really are THEE killers. john signed up to fight but the campbells are like we ARE the war and always have been. which is SO interesting in the context of mary-the-nightgown because it emphasizes more than anything else that 1) mary was playing a role and 2) dean got subsumed by a role he didn't know WAS a role until much later in life. like the mary fallacy is also the campbell fallacy. there IS no mother mary there IS no loving normal campbells which means deans WHOLE role in the family which he thought he was filling he was actually creating. MARY is not even mary. ONLY dean is mary

[swagg1ttarius]

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

[rockynewtoball]

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

[rhizobiums-deactivated20230217]

bro bro.... the s15 directing could have been so good. characters looking directly at the camera more and more, the lighting changing continuously, the screen glitching whenever cas is present, the screen sometimes blacking out and you can only hear the voices, we could have had it all. ..

[rhizobiums-deactivated20230217]

#There should have been a scene where they're all sitting round a table like you do on tv#So only 2/3 of the table is used so you can leave room for the camera#But then cas just sits down in the space that has been made#Unaware of the Rules of being directed#With a whole scene with his back to the camera and we miss crucial god killing plans because of it#And so Chuck also misses those plans#I want Cas to have gotten in the way so much because he doesn't follow the laws of making TV#Cas is off screen and you hear him talking about something super important and showing Sam and Dean some sigil he found#And the camera tries to pan round to him but is like magnetised to the winchesters so it keeps snapping back to them#As Dean becomes more aware of the fact that they're basically gods favourite sitcom he looks directly into the camera more and more#You see people having normal conversations and he's just furrow browed staring into the lens#On the precipice of knowing of seeing#But never ever able to voice it#Sometimes chuck decides to rewrite a scene so you see the same tiny bit of a scene twice when he realised he didn't like a certain line#But Cas is like uh you just said that Sam?#They can't TV light cas and that's why he looks so haggard and ill in s15#Bc the studio lights simply don't work on someone who exists out of the narrative#spn

@aheartofgold hi for the love of god hello

[freedominthedarkmp3]

They should've let Benny drink Dean's blood directly from his neck. They should've let Cas die over the impala so that the shape of his wings got printed on the hood (as long as he's gone Dean refuses to paint it over). They should've let Sam tie his hair up in a bun and wear hairpins. They should've have Cas wear jesus' crown of thorns. This show clearly has no taste

[nyrhtak04]

They should have let Sam wear a skirt at least once. The should've had (any) indications that Cas' wings constantly hurt after S8. They should've let Rowena call Sam her apprentice. They should've let Dean wear knee braces around the bunker. They should've let Jack walk through walls and on the ceiling. They should've let Dean jump on Sam's back with no warning like every other episode. They should've let someone die on the map table. They should've let Dean verbally shutdown for multiple episodes at a time. They should've let Sam dissociate so hard that he occasionally had to ask what day it was in the bunker. They should have let Cas (and Jack) leave mid-sentence while making a plan because they visualized a location a little too clearly. They should've let Sam shoot himself in front of Dean during an argument in S5 because he knew Lucifer would bring him back. Team Free Will should all have had stigmata wounds/scars at one point or another. Uncreative cowards

[gursevraq]

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

[sunderwight]

The thing about the destiel news meme is that I actually think it's great.

It does let you know that something has gone on in the world. But it's such a short format that it could never even pretend to give you all the relevant information about that thing. It usually provides less detail than the average headline, so it's not actually reporting, it's more like shouting a head's up across a crowded room. Still lets you know that something has happened though.

The very fact that it's a goofy and irreverent fandom meme also serves as a perpetual reminder that using social media to get news is a bad idea. Now that you know something has occurred, go read an actual article from a real source to verify it and get the details. It's an alert system with a format that never lets you forget that alerts are not articles, and that this website is not beholden to any kind of journalistic integrity.

I love it, the comments on destiel news memes are almost always full of people saying that they saw it and then rushed off to go verify the news with a reputable source. Do you know how often more "serious" format news stuff on this site just leaves people complacently certain that they've been given accurate info? Way too often. I wish half as many of those news updates had people commenting that they left tumblr to go double check it.

[clairenovvak]

[sapphikatara-deactivated2022091]

while you were watching good queer rep, i was watching the most homophobic shit you’ll ever lay eyes on

[clairenovvak]

yeah

[clairenovvak]

you deactivated but destiel is forever

[senatortedcruz]

The dead horse beats me

[deanwasalwaysbi]

Sam found a spell in Golden Time that he used to bring back Eileen. We find out three episodes later in The Trap that the spell was planted by Chuck so that he could give Sam something to lose to make him lose hope, to completely break his spirit.

Dean and Castiel go on a wild goose chase to Purgatory the same episode, looking for a Leviathan blossom for the spell to trap Chuck. but we find out in 17-Unity that there never was any way to trap him, the spell was something Chuck made up for the story. Continuity errors be damned, the only logical conclusion is that he wanted Dean and Castiel go to purgatory.

Chuck wanted Dean and Castiel in Purgatory, where Dean feels his emotions purely and can express himself. Dean prays to Castiel (which Jensen called Dean's confession) then goes to tell Castiel something. If Dean told Cas he loved him, Castiel would have gone to the empty, completely breaking Dean's spirit in a perfect same-episode-parallel to Eileen and Sam.

But he didn't. He didn't because Castiel stopped him.

Castiel broke the narrative, Castiel broke Chuck's narrative, again. And that is why Chuck is so completely pissed at Castiel in Unity.

[our-father-who-art-not-home]

fuck infantilized cas, there needs to be more weird castiel content. castiel who’s a little fucked up and unintentionally unsettling. who doesn’t blink or break eye contact. who just stares at roadkill and dead bodies they come across on hunts. give me castiel with repressed sexuality that starts expressing itself in strange ways. give me perverts by ethel cain. give me pulldrone.

he’s viewing the human experience from an unbiased standpoint. he’s a 4 dimensional being stuffed into a 3 dimensional body. he is older than humanity as a whole. Why don’t you guys make him weird?

[spaghettinatural]

hes a warrior he's a freak he's a bitch who rolls his eyes and is intentionally rude to people he dislikes he's addicted to amphetamines in an alternate future. he's autistic and didn't miss that social cue thank you very much he saw it and just thought it was fucking stupid so no thank you. he's sniffing that corpse in the morgue and his bladder infection he's slaughtering a pig he's drinking an entire liquor store he's loudly and pointedly telling dean on the phone how much he wants to kill metatron slowly whilst sat right next to him. he's stabbing that guy. he's killing that guy and killing that one and killing that guy too. he's watching porn with intense scrutiny in front of other people. he's got a gun. he's making a homophobic pastor choke on his own tongue and drop dead. he likes pb&js. he's reading sam for absolute filth for literally no reason other than why not whilst inspecting his nails. he's dying in childbirth. he's back and blowing deans back out. he's divorced. he's married. he's mother. he's a cunt. he's strange and off putting. he's an icon, he's a legend, and he IS the moment.

[youre-only-gay-once]

i just realized something. once the boys is over eric kripke is going to do something else. he's going to make another tv show probably. oh my god when does it end. will we ever escape.

[daalcuntynatural]

daddy’s little girl he broke in thirty is crazy is crazy to be said to a man in 2008 on the cars and jeans show

[fairycosmos]

do destiel have sex in the show

Ok so. define sex