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honey-beesknees -> detritivoredyke !!!

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

boston driving advanced tech guide

you've probably already noticed that turn signals ("blinkahs") don't serve their usual function here - a common saying on the server is that using them as intended is just giving information to your enemies. you may be tempted to conclude that these "blinkahs" are useless. not so! they are exclusively used for parrying cars audacious enough to think they can just drive past you. the timing is a five-frame window beginning when you can first see the approaching car in your sideview mirrors. simply engage your blinkah and then immediately jump out in front of your opponent. if you get the timing right, you will build super meter. if you're too early, you've accidentally performed a safe traffic maneuver, resetting your meter to 0. if you're too late, you crash and may have to transition to direct PvP, which is outside the purview of this guide.

yellow lights can also be parried by running them, with the amount of super gained determined by how far you make it through the intersection before the light turns red. the ideal window you're aiming for here is between your front and back wheels crossing the white line

you can use your super meter to cast a variety of spells to hinder your opponents. popular meter-efficient spells include mainstays such as "Summon Double-Parked Uber Eats Driver", "Line-Skipping Merge", and "Greater Unmarked Cop". if you max out your meter, you can cast the legendary "Power Word: Storrow".

the super meter system works differently for bikes. obviously, since they lack blinkahs and run red lights anyways, they can't build super in any of the normal ways. instead, they build it up passively, since their very existence enrages every driver around them. to offset this, the spell list for bikes is a lot lower-power than the spell list for cars, mostly being focused on mobility or utility instead of offense (although there are some notable exceptions like "U-Lock Missile"). the capstone spell for bikes is, of course, "Post Misleadingly Edited GoPro Footage On Reddit".

Quincy is a PvP-enabled zone.

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

maythray

storyweavingspider

If you’re white, you really really shouldn’t have your pfp on a platform be a Black or brown character. If you absolutely must, PLEASE indicate you white in your bio for that platform even if you put absolutely no other personal info, especially if you don’t post photos of yourself otherwise.

Why?

Because I just had to have this conversation with a moot ive followed for months recently that I thought was Black or brown because their pfp was a face shot of a brown character. So because I never had a reason to DM them like “Hey comrade, you’re Black right?” given they was visually publicly portraying themselves as someone brown, I was casually acting to others as if they was as well and considering them among non-white community members. Which led to awkwardness when I brought them up as that publicly only to receive a DM profusely apologizing to me for accidentally misleading me because they were white and European lol.

If your only visual representation is a person of color and you don’t expressly state you aint one somewhere, a lot of people will assume on first inspection that you’re a person of color as well and aint gonna go like searching your personal tag to find a picture you posted where your hand is petting your cat to confirm your racialization.

This doesn’t mean don’t like/post Black or brown characters but just. I promise you can pin that artwork or put link to it just the same, you aint gotta be out here wearing it as your only face 😭

werewolf-transgenderism

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

werewolf-transgenderism

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

kushblazer666

machine-unlearning

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

machine-unlearning

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

nedlittle

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

nedlittle

here are, to the best of my knowledge, the actors attached to the television series as of the time of writing (august 12 2026):

Dominic McLaughlin, Arabella Stanton, Alastair Stout, John Lithgow, Janet McTeer, Paapa Essiedu, Nick Frost, Luke Thallon, Lox Pratt, Johnny Flynn, Elijah Oshin, Katherine Parkinson, Gracie Cochrane, Ruari Spooner, Gabriel Harland, Tristan Harland, Leo Earley, Alessia Leoni, Sienna Moosah, Bel Powley, Daniel Rigby, Amos Kitson, Bertie Carvel, Paul Whitehouse, Rory Wilmot, Louise Brealey, Bríd Brennan, Richard Durden, Leigh Gill, Sirine Saba, Warwick Davis, William Nash, Finn Stephens, Anton Lesser, Nicholas Hoult

i will try to update this list with more names as they are announced

(x)

and here are (some) of the 200ish actors who worked on the full-cast audiobooks released last year: (x)

Frankie Treadaway, Max Lester, Arabella Stanton, Jaxon Knopf, Rhys Mulligan, Nina Barker-Francis, Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, Jude Farrant, Maximus Evans, Jake Sigsworth, Archie Mountain, Mark Addy, Michelle Gomez, Kit Harrington, Keira Knightley, Alex Hassell, Iwan Rheon, Sope Dirisu, James McAvoy, Simon Pegg, Leo Woodall, Ambika Mod, Ruth Wilson, Daniel Mays, Millie Gubby, Saoirse-Monica Jackson, Anna Maxwell Martin, Avni Deshmukh, Sara Deshmukh, Bill Nighy, David Holmes, Mackenzie Crook, Stephen Mangan, Gemma Whelan, Tract-Ann Oberman, Matt Berry, Cush Jumbo

(x)

beadyeyes

I really lik3 this gif he's being such an active listener

geckocs

Severance is a cool show. Because, like. What if you knew nothing. No context. No idea who you are. No history. And, of course, you are scared, but you can’t leave unless you get permission from someone— the person who put you here— someone who will never listen. Someone who makes all the decisions, who says “I’m a grown-up person and you’re not.” And you’re naive and lonely, but at least there’s other people in the same boat as you. Someone, just been there slightly longer, is trying to shield you, trying to protect you, taking responsibility and taking on punishment they “can handle and grow from.”

Like. Oh yeah. I recognize this one. Someone else dresses you. Someone else feeds you. Someone else, who's just like you, but they get everything. The little toys and the waffle party. Helly is desperate and suicidal, but she still has to go to school work. You have to do work that doesn't make sense, but you'll understand eventually. The meaningless, manufactured rivalry between departments. The rumors??? “they have larvae that eat them?” “I’m livestock grown for food” “I’m a bodybuilder who has loads of girlfriends, but you don’t know them they go to a different school?” Punishment in the form of apologizing over and over, having to use all the right words, until you are believed. Endless hallways. Scary authority figures. "Are you mad at me?" Religion being the only type of media you see, until you read some shitty book that changes your life. Confusing, sudden camping trips that are supposed to fix you. Condescension. The words "innie" and "outie" are brought up multiple times as infantilizing. Of course his innie's voice is higher pitched????

hyperlexichypatia

Everything you're forced to do -- and everything done to you -- is for your benefit, you're told... but not for the benefit of YOU-you. For the benefit of an alternate version of you, a version of you that you can't communicate with, a version of you that you don't even know really exists, but that everyone assures you is you and is, in fact, the version of you that matters more than and should be prioritized over YOU-you. You're not allowed to question this.

Yeah. Reminds me a lot of a kid's Hypothetical Adult Self.

Your future self will understand. Your future self will thank me. Your future self will want you to have done this. This is for your (future self's) own good.

Kid Me wasn't supposed to ask "If I'll want this when I'm older, why can't I just wait to do it until I'm older and want this?"

hyperlexichypatia

Wait, I can take this further.

The appeal of severance, at least as we've been shown it so far, is that subjects can have unpleasant experiences (childbirth, a tedious workday, a dental exam) already having happened, to skip directly to the "afterward" and have the unpleasant experience actually experienced by another, lesser version of yourself. Right?

Which is also how a lot of adults feel about children -- either their own retrospective child selves, or the children currently in their lives (whose lives must be structured to best serve their future adult selves). The purpose of childhood is to get unpleasant experiences over with so that the Future Adult Self (the self-that-matters) can have them already over with.

It's so telling that the boss at the door factory who interviews Dylan compares severance to circumcision -- a surgery commonly performed on infants, without medical necessity, based purely on the justification "They'll want/need it done as adults." Now, that's not necessarily true (the world is fully of happily uncircumcised adults), but even if if were, it would raise the inevitable question "Then why not wait until they want/need it as adults?" and the answer is "Because surgery is unpleasant and we assume adults don't want to go through it. The Future Adult Self (the self-that-matters) will want this surgery to already have happened, to have been experienced by the Lesser (childhood) Self."

And people even do this with learning skills! "I wish my parents had made me learn to play piano as a kid." Why can't you learn to play piano now? What's stopping you? What you mean is "I wish I were already good at piano-playing, I wish the awkward, frustrating, beginner stages of learning piano-playing had already been gotten over with by my Lesser Self who exists to get unpleasant things out of the way for Me, the Self Who Matters."

miniangel

chiangyorange

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wiimotion

T_T I wish bathroom-related disabilities weren’t still today the subject of so much baseless ableism and hatred.. When you learn that kind of shame, it can kill you. People think “it’s too embarrassing to be seen buying an enema, or to go to the ER and need a manual disimpaction. I’ll just wait this one out” and then the bowel perforates and that can kill you in no time at all. And a LOT of it is just because of the meaningless stigma surrounding something as universal and basic as.. peeing and pooping?? That’s insane! Most everyone does it! Get over yourself and stop perpetuating shame!! Knowing someone has to wear a diaper will not kill you, but the embarrassment that person feels might just kill them!!

beanytuesday

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

zinjanthropusboisei

Noticed something a little funky in the world around you and want to figure out what's up? Especially if there might be something you ought to be doing about it? Not sure what information sources to trust these days? If you're in the US, federal agencies like NOAA, USGS, EPA and more collect massive amounts of scientific data every day, much of which is publicly available online - if you know where to look.

A PDF version with clickable links is available for free on my itchio page (quakeandquiver); I'll add a direct link in a reblog.

zinjanthropusboisei

A guide to finding info when you're wondering why the sky/water/ground looks a lil funky today

Itchio link~

parawyrm

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