tee hee

21 he/him cis

[virtualtoybox]

BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

[deurit]

"I would rather die than live this way" sure buddy, but would you rather suffer the unknown and the unusual than live this way?

[deurit]

Autistic overconfident man: Wow i think I actually dont have autism, I notice every social cue and almost every time respond correctly!

You can google survivorship bias plane image yourself

[deurit]

Sitting in line in my dusty crammed car at an auto shop waiting to get one stuff changed for some other stuff. People are coming up to the owner and defeated, drive off. I would be following them if I wasnt the English tutor his daughter stuck with for the past few years. Thats also why i know that the reason for slow work is one of the mechanics going off the radars for the past week or so (probably drinking).

Most guys who were not turned away are anxiously walking around by themselves, some are smoking, some are just staring into the distance. I see a couple, they both have to be at max 18, standing besides are beat up old ass audi, one of the rear tires is suspiciously laying besides the slowly tilting to the left car. The boy is building up the courage to come up to the owner and figure out how much money he is about to spend, he doesnt know he was already turned down and they will have to come by tomorrow and repeat the process. Auto shops are not for the weak hearted, truly.

I dont care about any of them though, the early spring sun is keeping me warm and I just successfully had a small talk with a mechanic, they never go right yet this one did. Also i am waiting for my audio porn from reddit to finally load, listening to f4f stuff is a little weird but it's the only category that has good plots sometimes and if you are not listening for the plot, when whats the point?

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[drinksomefuckingwater]

drink some fucking water

[miiilowo]

hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people

[miiilowo]

how are we feelin

[dimeadoesnt]

[ironfoot-72]

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

When this means nothing to you

[cerastes]

All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:

[bug-swarm]

Nothing! Traffic cones have nothing to do with media players. However they do have to do with the students that original made VLC. The original students used to steal traffic cones when they got drunk together and had amassed a collection of them. So the traffic cone was basically their mascot

[molsno]

[djbodyhorror]

things to say during a firm handshake with another man:

your hands are so warm and tender

I love you

you remind me of my late wife

your eyes are beautiful yet filled with pain

its just been so long since someone touched me

[pixel8or]

[rabidrobotrabbit]

This is how your computer works btw. This little guy transports information to and fro.

[transgender-puppygirl-terrorist]

ladies and gentlemen the killshot

[busket]

if you dont know the context, JK Rowling appears in the Epstein files being invited to the pedophile island and in return, invited Epstien to her Harry Potter play, The Cursed Child. while her full name is redacted, she signs her emails with "Jx" like she often signs her tweets, and Epstien calls her "wordsmith", so we know he was talking to 1. an author 2. someone connected to Harry Potter enough to be able to offer an invite to the play 3. someone incredibly wealthy because those are the only people he communicated with 4. SOMEONE WHO SIGNS OFF AS "Jx"

she brushed it off, calling it "silly", then she illegally deleted YEARS of tracking on her yacht. never any threats to sue despite what would be very clear and obvious defamation and libel case if it weren't true, but none of these scumbags will do it because they know it would all be proven TRUE in discovery

this is a woman who has dumped millions of dollars to make the lives of trans people in the UK miserable. she calls us perverts, abusers, and pedophiles. and here she is, visiting pervert pedophile abuse island to do what they do there. truly every accusation is a confession with these devils

[toriel-2]

unalive sucks cause it was like made to be a censor. but describing killing as "kirking" is just genuinely funny

[despazito]

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[discoursedrome]

monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

[teaboot]

Inciting incident

[tgirl-thucydides]

[qwertyu858]

I remember a twitter post that was like "we must return to live in castles and have marble statues"

Like what do you mean 'return'? There are people living in castles right now. You are just not royal and rich enough to do it, peasant boy

[udntnome]

I appreciate the post but gentlemans club in the us is something else

[fnich-enthusiast]

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore