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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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NASA
roma★
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Discoholic 🪩
Keni
if i look back, i am lost
Love Begins
Show & Tell
wallacepolsom
todays bird
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
@theartofmadeline
art blog(derogatory)
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@deviant-hawkeye
So nobody was gonna tell me Lee Pace is bi and Luke Evans is gay huh?
That scene in the third Hobbit film where Thranduil and Bard and Gandalf are all hanging out in a tent? I just had to realize it was a tent of men who love men all by myself huh
stop being funnier than me on my own post
STOP THIS
“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”
NO FUCKING SHAVING
NO FUCKING PERIODS
AND I GET PURPLE EYES
WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS
FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS
period
i have this
this was such a classic i’m gonna bring this to tiktok and misinform the gen z girls
underrated moments from it chapter 2
ben being all elegant in his skype meeting and then they pan out to show he’s wearing pijama pants
the restaurant’s waitress being completely unphased by the town’s librarian viciously hitting a table with a chair
“are you okay?” “no i’m not! i f*cking killed a guy” “i was asking mike”
“the hatch should be over h…” falls into a hole on the floor “found it! i’m okay!”
ben screaming while repeatedly stabbing spider-stan’s head
*tries to open the door screaming* “it says push not pull, moron” “oh, thank you”
“i found it…they gave it to me…i stole it” “you stole from native americans?!”
“did you like the ending?” “…no”
“what happened?” “-while covered in vomit- nothing, i’m okay”
*get’s stabbed in the face* “WHY?!?!”
ZOMBIE DRIVING A CAR
when ben’s trying to get bev to talk to him and he grabs her shoulders, but she flinches and he immediately raises his hands as non-threatening as possible. i bet he was the first one to realize her married life wasn’t a happy one
they included “kiss, me fat boy!”
bill and bev’s reactions to eddie dying. they broke me.
ben and bev on a ship. pun intended.
bill and silver. “i missed you too” ♥♥♥
that dean kid not knowing how to stranger danger for his life
that scene of young bill talking to the sewer?? that boy deserves a freaking award
“you were the best big brother in the world”
every time the losers called mike “mikey”
mike was so happy to see his friends again?? after being alone for 27 years?? dedicating his life to finding a way to defeat it?? and all they do in return is be mean to him. give my boy a break!!
i’m sure there’s so much more so feel free to add
Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about
this family sure is an experience
Another point for why it’s important to own your own copies of music and media, and not use streaming services, is because the copy you own can’t be taken back.
(This is also a good time to remind people that yout*be to mp3 converters still exist).
please don't tell me you guys are ripping songs one at a time for the quality and getting mp3 -_- here's what you should actually do:
1. sign up for a free deezer account 2. download python if you don't already have it 3. download deemix-pyweb for your os (r/deemix will have the link if this one breaks) 4. extract the zip, click on deemix-pyweb.exe, login in w/ your deezer arl in settings (it'll tell you how, it's very easy)
ta-da! now you can download multiple songs, albums, playlists, and entire artist catalogs at the same time! in mp3 or flac quality! all organized w/ album covers & info & everything else!
also, you can convert any spotify playlists you have to deezer ones using soundiiz, or thru deemix itself. enjoy! 🎵
SpotDL is a pretty cool tool I've used recently: https://github.com/spotDL/spotify-downloader/
Takes a Spoti fy playlist, looks up the songs in them, downloads them from ytube music and then gives them the metadata it got from Spo tify.
“Sketches and diagrams splayed on the worktable. Tony finishes soldering work on two sculpted metal boots. Monitors flicker behind him, the robot arm “looks” over his shoulder.”
— Iron Man (2008) Script
this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone
Steel Ball Run
okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?
some of the quick facts:
- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling - reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh) - 700 horsepower from various upgrades - built-in Net Radar radar detector - windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector - AL Priority laser jammer system - aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft) - brake lights and tail lights disabled - vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes) - 2 ipads for additional police tracking - 2 GPS systems to prove their record - police scanner - CB radio - 18 spotters along the route to watch for police - and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars
And that’s the way to do it.
Kings
I’m amazed they were able to beat the old cannonball record
I bothered to look up the source all the way back and some extra facts:
Apparently, they had cops helping keep the other cops away, they did this by convincing them that they would do it regardless and helping would be safer, and if they set a crazy enough record it would deter other people.
The speed discrepancy between the top speed at almost 200 and average speed of 103 is because they dropped it with other cars nearby, which was also a strategy to not get reported and stopped.
It was not a Mercedes it was an Infiniti Q50 modded with a GT-R drivetrain which was set up for multiple drivers with a MIDDLE seat like a McClaren F1? I cannot find pictures unfortunately.
The original interview says they had a fucking smoke screen if they got chased even. Recommended by his therapist apparently?
I think my favorite part was he is agnostic so he prayed to every god just in case. All of them he could find. Just to cover all the bases.
Cruella's mother's death
I love Ethan Winters specifically because he's just a normal dude who's just so, so tired of being in a horror game. Everyone trying to throw their evil agenda at him and be like ETHAN ~WINTERS ~WE FINALLY MEET while he's just like fuck you fuck you fuck you stop talking FUCK YOU
Disturbing messed horror game things: happen
Ethan Winters, punching a wall: I HATE IT HERE
nikola tesla was like “you will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension” yeah dude and they’ll prolly be branded with your last name. how does that make you feel
Probably not to great considering if Tesla had the opportunity he’d probably strangle Musk to death for his pigeons entertainment
Petition to resurrect Tesla and sic him on Elon for sport
duolingo has more gay representation than the marvel cinematic universe
Can you please elaborate?
there are more gay characters on duolingo than the marvel cinematic universe
How? I don’t see it
the example sentences can be stuff like “her wife” or a man saying he loves his boyfriend, and the stories (at least in spanish) include gay couples.
Ok I totally agree with you but when I saw “duolingo has more gay representation than the marvel cinematic universe” I thought you were talking about how the duolingo owl was gay
He is and I have proof
Ok wait I knew he’s gay but like what’s the proof please share I wanna know
Ok so there’s this Disney show called The Owl House, and, as the name implies, it has both owls and gay characters. Naturally, this lead to people making jokes about shipping one of the owls and the Duolingo owl. For a while, that’s all it was, just some fans saying “haha what if these owls were gay?” Somehow, Duolingo eventually heard about this, and started occasionally referencing The Owl House on their Twitter, including in this tweet:
If that art doesn’t say “These Owls Are Gay And There’s Nothing You Can Do About It” I don’t know what does
Duolingo owl says Gay Rights!!
Duolingo owl also says to practice your spanish or else
Duolingo owl says derechos de los homosexuales!!
diversity win! the owl threatening your life is gay!
i love this shitshow of a website
Recently (today) started learning italian. I have not yet experienced these life threats. I'm concerned.
it never stops... get out while you still can.
I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook
“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present” are you kidding me this quote has propelled me through at least three emotional crises
“The desert seems vast, even endless. And yet scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow.” That quote literally got me through grieving my brother like WTNV goes HARD
A List of Some of My Favorite Quotes From This Insane Podcast:
"You are beautiful when you do beautiful things."
"The present tense of regret is indecision."
"We understand so much, but the sky behind those lights-- mostly void, partially stars-- that sky reminds us we don't understand even more."
"Be proud of your place in the Cosmos. It is small and yet it is."
"Believe in yourself. You are an ancient, absent god, discussed only rarely by literary scholars. So if you don't believe, no one will."
"Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you."
“Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about. Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won’t. That’s what love is.”
"Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But that’s not the right question. The question is are we living a life that is worth the harm?"
"When we talk about teenagers, we adults often talk with an air of scorn, of expectation for disappointment. And this can make people who are presently teenagers feel very defensive. But what everyone should understand is that none of us are talking to the teenagers that exist now, but talking back to the teenager we ourselves once were – all stupid mistakes and lack of fear, and bodies that hadn’t yet begun to slump into a lasting nothing. Any teenager who exists now is incidental to the potent mix of nostalgia and shame with which we speak to our younger selves."
"We are not history yet. We are happening now. How miraculous is that?"
"Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error."
"We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people."
"A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A basilisk."
"There's nothing under your bed. There's nothing in your closet. Nothing waits in every darkness. Nothing is the most terrifying thing of all."
"The night sky is ten miles wide, eight miles deep, and floats three miles up. Its favourite food is grape jelly. It wants to be a drummer."
"Look to the sky. You will not find answers there, but you will certainly see what everyone is screaming about."
"Ignorance might not actually be bliss, but it is certainly less work."
"And now, a special report. Crocodiles: Can they eat your children? *YES.*"
"Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting. Don’t worry."
"As long as I’m reminding myself things, I’m a good person, worthy of love – both from myself and others."
"Guns don't kill people! It's impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it's a miracle!"
"Everything is exciting! Particularly existence. Existence is the most thrilling fact of all."
"There is a monster under your bed. A monster at your window. A monster any place you imagine one. You project your monsters on the world."
"You miss 100% of the bank robberies you don't commit."
"I like my coffee like I like my nights. Dark, endless, and impossible to sleep through. "
"A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale."
"And now, the weather."
I discovered this podcast at the beginning of high school, and let me tell you, it rewired my synapses.
Not only was it my first experience with positive LGBT representation, it was the show I clung to when everything else went to shit. Whatever was going on in my life, I knew I had this show in my corner, making me laugh, making me cry, making me feel okay about my place in the universe.
I owe the creators of this podcast more than I could express.
"the lights over the Arby's" is such an intrinsically queer piece of writing that it hits me *hard* every time.
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Top 5 Spezial-Nudelformen für Suppe (wie z.B. Buchstaben)
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Ramen?!?!?
Sind das nicht die Dinger in die man Bilder steckt um sie aufzuhängen?
Nein das sind Rahmen, ein Ramen ist ein schwarzer Vogel.
Nein, das sind Raben. Rahmen sind die Dinger die man Leuten nach ihrer Geburt gibt damit man weiß wer sie sind.
Nein, du meinst Namen. Raben sind das, was nach einer Verletzung oder einer Operation noch auf der Haut zu sehen ist.
Nein das sind Narben. Ramen ist ein vornehmer Begriff für Frauen. (Danke @finn-a-human)
Nein, das sind Damen. Ramen ist das, was du in die Erde steckst, damit da mal Pflanzen wachsen.
Nein, das sind Samen. Ramen ist das mit dem ganzen Gras.
Nein, das ist ein Rasen. Ramen ist ein beliebter Jungenname.
Nein, das ist Ramon. Ramen ist das was Hasen die ganze Zeit über tun.
Nein, das ist Rammeln. Ramen war dieses Milchprodukt.
Nein, das ist Rahm. Ramen ist ein längeres schmales Band aus Leder, festem Gewebe oder Kunststoff.
Nein, das ist ein Riemen. Ramen sagt man nach einem Gebet.
Nein, das ist Amen. Ramen ist die Vergangenheitsform von “rennen”.
Nein, das ist rannten. Ramen ist der Fastenmonat der Muslime.
Nein, das ist Ramadan. Ramen ist „kommen“ in Präteritum.
Nein, das ist “kamen”. Ramen ist wenn man in seiner Tasche rumwühlt und etwas sucht.
Nein, das ist kramen. Ramen sind für das Theater geschriebene Texte.
Nein, das sind Dramen. Ramen sind deine Vorfahren.
Nein, das sind deine Ahnen. Ramen war der 40. Präsident der Vereinigten Staaten.
Nein, das war Reagan. Ramen ist dieser eine Action-Film Charakter der von Sylvester Stallone gespielt wird.
Das ist Rambo. Ramen sind die Tiere, die die Pest verbreitet haben.
Nein, das sind Ratten. Ramen ist so ne Marke die Margerine macht.
Nein, das ist Rama. Ramen ist ein anderers Wort für Schultornister.
Nein, das ist Ranzen. Ramen kann man’s auch nennen wenn man in der Erde buddelt.
Nein, du meinst graben. Ramen ist eine Firma, die Fitnessuhren und Navis herstellt.
Nein, das ist Garmin. Ramen war Oberhaupt des Weißen Rates.
Nein, das war Saruman. Ramen ist das, was man bei dieser einen Fernsehsendung gegen Bares eintauschen kann.
Nein, das ist Rares. Ramen ist einer der Moderatoren bei der Sendung mit der Maus.
Nein, das ist Ralph. Ramen ist ein Champ aus League of Legends.
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