Devilare

Live life like there's no fucking tomorrow

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[lumnch]

In honor of this post reaching 100,000 notes my nips are now banned from Tumblr

[lumnch]

This is what they saw, all that time ago, like a cat before a storm

[dangered]

[danger]

[toastbutteregg]

my siblings snitch me

[nevaehtyler]

Or maybe she alienated herself when she fetishized being a woman + said that gay marriage is wrong. Just a thought 🤔

[fifthwave-sideblog]

caitlyn: i support trump and don’t understand gay marriage

lgbt people: :/

caitlyn: i cannot believe what ellen degeneres has done to me

[darthvatrix]

I never stop Reblogging this.

[rightontheborder-deactivated201]

i feel like i’m on autopilot i genuinely don’t feel alive

[russiawave]

please don’t knock, the cat has the keys

[assassinationtipsforladies]

So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in medieval epic poetry shit

[gendertrickery]

Befriend. If the cat doesn’t like you, human inside probably won’t either.

[lifeofkj]

Real life videogame level.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sidequest

Befriend the cat who is the KEEPER OF THE KEYS

[lickystickypickyzzz]

A 14-year-old girl was suspended for snarky answers to a sex ed class quiz.

[floofybitch]

“I don’t have my vagina with me” is now my go-to.

[saintdollyparton]

THIS GIRL SLAYS!

[devilare]

Hahahahahahaha

[dobladim]

[chemfemme]

strange and weird that me not shaving my legs & leaving them in their natural fuzzy state and really never thinking about it is seen as an active choice, and maintaining nakey bald legs with careful weekly upkeep is seen as a default

[wilted-scenes]

[luisonte]

[a-wandering-fool]

[classicalliberalleague]

Because some days you want a small private gathering…and some days Arthur and his Knights drop by.  

[drawnsnake]

That last comment

[humantested-turingapproved]

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

[mostlycatsmostly]

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

[no-lives-matter-that-much-deact]

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

[the-addiction-of-you]

Another cat

[sadrien-depreste]

many oranges

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

‪At the end of the day it’s really just about being a good person. It doesn’t matter how you dress or what your hobbies are … It’s just about being a peaceful and compassionate person. That’s really it. Everything else is surface and irrelevant.‬

[chrissyisabear-deactivated20190]

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

[notorious-aqaurius7]

Same

[ashleybreather]

[apolloandstarbuck-deactivated20]

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

[memesandlaughs]

[looneytoonz242]

Well…

[frankendykes-monster-deactivate]

…fuck.

[artofagoddess]

You can even see in his face he’s like “I never thought I would have had to wait until my 105th birthday to get this goddamn certificate”.