DevilMayAssassinate

Hi, my name is Bastion. I'm a devil hunter and Dante's new apprentice. ((This is my own OC for the DMC fandom, OC and cannon friendly, will plot or random wright with all who are wiling.))

[monumenttisland]

“This looks ridiculous on me! I swear, this is the last time I cosplay.”

Cosplay is an experience that once you’ve tried, you will never forget. Which is why we are offering an authentic nun’s costume. This won’t be the last time you cosplay, we swear, so throw off those inhibitions and join the club! - Couture Bullet (Nun) Description

[arcadequartermaster]

Tekken customizations, part 3

Someone pls tell Harada-san to add Master of the Universe as a rank.

The manner Geese tosses the soy sauce bottle is definitely in-character.

[mono-red-menace]

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

[mrsducky-deactivated20200804]

( ˙ω˙ )

[misgivings]

Slav pronouncing US states

[forgamers]

[tacticalswine3069]

@anderz-zombieslayer

[alexi-bear]

😂😂😂😂

[thesmoldinosaur-deactivated2018]

@sith-happens @devilmayassassinate71

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[hopepunkdave]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cast of Gotham answered!

[not-natural-moose-and-squirrel]

SOMEBODY FINALLY ANSWERED!!!!!!!

[katsen13]

[keybladesoras]

THE DEMON CIRCLES FINALLY WORKED!

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Pulling a Bastion

(For context we’d just got our gear back in a dark souls style campaign) 

DM: As you pick up your gear you notice one of the suits of armour coming towards you  Party: -manages a perception check to get away-  Tank (known as Bastion): I go to clothesline the armour  DM: But, y-you have your sword  Tank: …I go to smack it with my sword  Tank: -proceeds to rolls a three-  DM: You miss and your sword goes flying past the suit of armour that doesn’t even have to move  Rogue: You done pulled a Bastion  (From now on, whenever anyone gets a low roll we call it ‘pulling a Bastion’)

[eyes-of-amethyst]

Six of Swords   ☽◯☾

[deadlyadawong]

[678i0u]

[tygermama]

Thanos: Creative Problem Solver

[ghost-mantis]

This is a surprisingly solid plan.

[ayellowbirds]

well, at that point, you’ve turned the hammer into an anvil.

[asacchi]

watching the nightsky~

[koriarredondo]

playing around 

[luciasatalina]

Commission for  @o-hteco ! Thank you !!! ♥♥

[catchingtearsinrain]

Interior of a horse-drawn Romani Caravan, ca. 1850.

[willxiv]

uwu