Random Thoughts

Just some random thoughts that I have and feel the need to share with someone.

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Heck, my DnD dice set could run this country better than these people.

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My goal for my Halloween costume is to look as gay as possible because my crush is going to be there and I want to make it clear that I'm gay.

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You can only afford to not be self-centered a few times in your life, and your boss’s wedding sure ain’t one of them.

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Someone: hands me a pop tart

Me: Ughhhh. Seriously? You think I wouldn’t notice that this is a Name Brand pop tart?

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drink your milk my Son

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Just saw a glitched bird, it was flying without flapping its wings. Anyone know god's support number? I want to put in a bug report.

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Almost wore a horrible looking groutfit today and I was almost disgusted with myself for a moment for wearing it without thinking, but then became disgusted with myself for knowing what a groutfit is.

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Counterfeit bills are like negative money, if you pay for something with it at the store, suddenly you are that much richer and the store is that much poorer. So if you would like to get rich while capitalism suffers....

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Me, a gay and lost idiot: goes around the traffic circle a full 3 times before going out the way I came in.

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Buzzfeed Unsolved, but it's about historical figures who may have been gay.

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Me: *alexa*

Alexa: ofc bae, whatchu need?

Me: ALEXA!

Alexa: you hear sumn????

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Wish I could be a dramatic enough gay to faint at will, health consequences be damned.

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How many pairs of identical sunglasses do I need, you ask?

Well, I just don't see how that's relevant to anything, so I will refrain from answering.

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It's hard to avoid Endgame spoilers when people shout them in the hallway.

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Ever bored? Here's some tips!

1. Find racist people online, screenshot their post, and ask their employers if that's the official company stance.

2. Make throwaway accounts on a social media known for being really bad and discriminatory with reported material and post vastly different things on each like "i hate terfs" vs. "people who call themselves trans are mentally ill and not even human at all". Report both and literally send the results to a news site. @buzzfeed might publish that.

3. Literally call the police on pedophiles online. They're dangerous and online sentiment could easily turn into real world action. In fact, the expression of a deep desire to commit a crime warrants investigation no matter what.

4. Enjoy some tea. You deserve it after the work you've done today.

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You've heard of binary: now get ready for the hot new version: unary, a base 1 system of counting.

Examples include:

5 represented as: 11111

12 represented as: 111111111111

0 represented as:

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I'll let you in on a little cooking secret of mine: the amount of time something spends in the microwave depends completely on how long it takes me to do something else and come back to the microwave.