keep smiling, I'll break more teeth that way

anna. 27. personal blog for memes and other interests (videogames, comics, history etc). you're telling me an egg fried rice?

[but-a-humble-goon]

Vergil's the character of all time because he would literally rather kill his family and destroy the world than admit that he loves them, which he does. While you were going to therapy, he studied the blade.

[thereignclub-trc]

If you have no other option, you will succeed.

[thereignclub-trc]

"I'll figure it out" is a powerful statement. Yes, you may not know what to do next or where to even begin... but you are ready and willing to do what it takes. You will in fact figure it out.

[toastyglow]

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.

[dramakoala]

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[guardiansofnosgoth]

[haloharmonic]

Ok one more today I colored that sketch

old blind lady handing out cookies to people in Ustchenheim nevermind that one of them has the weirdest biggest sharpest hands she’s ever touched

[skizoh]

Raziel.

[werewolf-girlfriend]

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[honeyrolls]

Four Seasons Bakery

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[yesornopolls]

people who wear glasses: if you could magically have your vision restored to 20/20 for free with no risk of complications, would you do it?

People who wear glasses: if you could magically have your vision restored to 20/20 for free with no risk of complications, would you do it?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 20

[northirish]

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

[probuccalfat]

feels good as fuck to know no matter how dire it gets there’s another bitch with a blog going through the same god damn thing almost word for word somehow

[theartloca]

What a delicious man🙂‍↕️💖

He looks a bit younger than I intended to but I'm not complaining!