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I needed a side blog for all things danmei

[red-garden]

Overlooked potential for postcanon Binghe to be bestest of friends with Liu Mingyan. There’s still some bad blood between him and Ning Yingying even after explaining what was really going on through canon, but Mingyan has been a BQ stan from day ONE. She likes that Binghe is insane and constantly catching necrophilia allegations. More than that, she likes that Binghe is okay with (somewhat) openly talking about his sex life without making a pass at her. Binghe is also comforted by Mingyan not being attracted to men, so he has no reason to fear her stealing Shizun. Mingyan even comes with him to demon court with some regularity to pine after Sha Hualing do research for more demon x human romances.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

So, what was that about the death of a hated politician?

The more babies we put in Yue Qingyuan, the more life we suck out of Mitch McConnell.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

Jury's still out on Mitch, but

YQY's power did catch someone off guard.

[thesirencat]

[The Seven Great Mysteries of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect]

5. The man-eating beast of Bai Zhan Peak.

[red-garden]

There’s some demon realm politics nonsense worrying Binghe to the point he’s stress cooking more than he, Shizun, or Ning Yingying can reasonably eat. Because wasting food would only make him more upset, Binghe reluctantly agrees to share his food with more people. Shang Qinghua gets the first honor as the only one of Shizun’s friends not trying to steal him away. Binghe is a little miffed his shishu isn’t as blown away as most people— even more so when Shang Qinghua offers to teach him some recipes from his and Shizun’s “hometown”. It turns out shishu is almost as good a cook at him. Horrifying.

Mobei Jun gets to try it next. By coincidence it’s noodles— the only food Binghe has ever seen his right hand cook. Mobei Jun’s stone face crumbles after his first bite. He looks like he wants to cry. “This is what they’re supposed to taste like?” Concerning!

He finds Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing at the same time. He hadn’t thought to bring them less messy food Liu Mingyan could sneak behind her veil, but watches with wide eyes when she actually removes it. She tears into the rib she’s holding, grease smearing around her mouth, and she smiles at him. “This is delicious, thank you.” Luo Binghe shudders. “Don’t be nice to me without the veil, you look too much like your brother.” Sha Hualing laughs at him.

Mu Qingfang looks like he hasn’t had a break to sleep or eat in days. He’s the only one of Binghe’s martial uncles he has a good opinion of, since he kept Shizun healthy when he got without-a-cure. Binghe offers to share a few of his court doctors with Qian Cao— the best the demon realm has to offer— to lighten the load. Mu Qingfang agrees with a relieved sigh, and lets Binghe take him out of his office to eat. The doctor misses his mouth several times and nearly passes out, but he seems to enjoy the food.

Without Shizun’s encouragement, Binghe would have never set foot on Bai Zhan. He can acknowledge that Liu Qingge has been a good friend to Shizun for over a decade now. It is for that reason alone he brings over a massive platter of food, utilizing the amethyst carp Liu Qingge left on the stoop recently. Liu Qingge looks at the meal with an understandable amount of suspicion, but decided to indulge after being sufficiently goaded. He can’t hide how he enjoys the food, and Luo Binghe takes no small amount of pleasure in hearing the “It’s good.” His shishu grits out. He leaves smiling, knowing that the bed of rice the fish was served on was left out for the better part of a day. That little home-wrecker will be in for a surprise tomorrow.

[arekyve]

the fact that binghe and tlj are "just some dude sqq knows" to each other, especially tlj. SQQ out of his mind like this... this freak nerd theatrekidcore cunty diva is the demon emperor/huan hua palace master's father MY binghe's (to be dissected when he has time for it) father, have u no remorse, have u no sympathy for ur own child, have u no regrets? and tlj is just like, "i dont know him like that" and proceeds to try and set sqq up with zzl

[eggbuggy]

Little Bingqiu fluff comic from brainworms

[countlessimpossibilities]

I finished reading svsss

[xiuyawn]

liu qingge is 🏳️‍🌈??????

[thebunniprince]

Omg guys new moodboard from me?? It's been like... Forever...

I was rereading tgcf and got to the part where Yin Yu shows up, saw a little art and read a couple fics and oh my God he's one of my favs now 😭🩷

Also... Bunny Yin Yu.... *ScreM*

[alyona11]

Evenings with the two of them

[maliinka]

me, my boyfriend and his evil ass dog that wants me dead.

[junodoom]

ig suggestion: interaction between shang qinghua and tianlang-jun!

[sherbet-powder]

im dead

[sherbet-powder]

stares at u

[allpiesforourown]

oh bingge you'd love blackmailing shen yuan into having sex with you

[allpiesforourown]

teacher shen yuan asking his delinquent playboy student luo bingge to stay behind after class because he hasn't been handing in his assignments. binghe flutter his lashes and says hes an orphan who just wants a hug... shen yuan melts at the gap moe and agrees.

while theyre embracing, binghe grabs shen yuan's ass and kisses him. shen yuan is too shocked to push him away for a second, and even when he comes to his senses, binghe is so much stronger than him, he cant do anything.

when bingge finally lets him go, hes grinning as he walks over to a nearby desk where his phone is propped up. and then says "from now on a-yuan will do as I say, or everyone will see him kissing me. dont think anyone will believe you if you say i forced myself on you."

queue binghe blackmailing shen yuan into doing dirty things, recording them, and having even more blackmail material on his laoshi

[allpiesforourown]

bingge forcing shen yuan to hold his shirt up by his mouth so he can play with laoshis nipples........ he squeezes and sucks on them so long theyre sore for days and shen yuan has to cancel class because it feels too painful to wear a shirt... of course bingge has to check up on his favourite professor at home and have his way with him...

[allpiesforourown]

Bingqiu is when you want childhood dreams to come true, when you want to see unconditional love and fighting against your very fate to live happily ever after in the end no matter how many misunderstandings you've had.

Binggeyuan is for when you want to see shen yuan get fucked mercilessly

[ckneal]

We all love the idea that the disciples of An Din Peak know about and have accepted that their shizun is colluding with demons. The idea that they have all assumed that Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun are in a committed relationship and have universally decided to look the other way whenever faced with evidence of Mobei Jun's presence, while Shang Qinghua is still utterly oblivious to Mobei Jun's shameless courtship attempts is also gold. (I mean, just imagine the hushed conversations those disciples must have had when Liu Mingyan and the Qing Jing Peak disciples started spinning stories about Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe's theoretical relationship when they were all convinced they were sitting on the details of an actual forbidden romance.)

But I think this gets even better when you add in the idea of Mobei Jun getting frustrated in his attempts to win his strange little human's affection, and, in his pettier moments, deliberately trying to get caught by these kids who refuse to catch him.

Just imagine Mobei Jun, thinking that if he exposes Shang Qinghua as a traitor, then his human will have to seek refuge in the Ice Palace, and Mobei Jun can sweep him off his feet and into the nearest set of wedding robes. So, when Qinghua's not around, Mobei hunts down whatever closet Qinghua keeps Mobei's spare boots and fur-lined cloaks in and flings them across his floor to be discovered. He starts leaving the traditional animal-head courting gifts out on Qinghua's doorstep instead of on his desk. He "accidentally" encases half of Qinghua's leisure house in ice in the middle of summer. At one point, he heard disciples walking by and marched outside in full daylight, and still the children did not turn their heads to see the massive ice demon standing just outside their shizun's doorway.

Mobei Jun is starting to think that being very, very dense might just be one of the requirements for study on An Ding Peak. Meanwhile, Airplane is having a heart attack every other day from trying to cover up these stealth fails that no one cares about.

I dunno, I just think there's something so funny in that.