DewittDewoo

Everything video games⇨Jonathan ⇨18 ⇨Scotland⇨Ask me things! ⇨ Send me mail! :D.OH! I love random surprises! A nice question in my ask box is REALLY appreciated! ^_^ press the three white lines up the top left hand corner to select Q&A questions to ask me :)

[ughquaria]

[richardalexanderrr]

lmfao

[goth-aunt]

0:10 - 0:20

[luv2scam]

Oh my fuckjng god

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[hatsunemikuwu]

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

[the-privateer]

that context makes is 10000X funnier

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Here it is. The post that started it all.

[earthnation]

40,000+ notes and multiple spinoff posts and my thrussy remains unfucked. a modern tragedy

[chickenfarmersan]

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

[lividlovers]

LOL

[vibraants0ul]

Same energy 😂

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

I cannot b r e a t h e

[nautilus--shell]

me: ha i thought the nether was supposed to be scary!!

a ghast somewhere in the distance: hUuuuhhhUheeeeee

me, literally crying and shaking: what the shit and/or fuck

[theycantalk]

directions

[cryptid-sighting]

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

[dewittdewoo]

Me: I feel good today :)

World: haha nice! Although look at this AMAZING thing they’re doing that you’re not. Cool huh?

Me: I feel good today?

World: oh, don’t forget about your studies and your mistakes of the last two years!

Me: I feel okay today.

World: how’s your finances?

Me: I’m going back to bed :)

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

[drunkaly-blog]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This is a masterpiece I could cry

[dewittdewoo]

Tumblr: Ah yes. No more adult content. That will save us :)))))

Everyone:*Leave site, protest, log off*

Tumblr: oH nO

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[wedarkside21]

L

[raspberriesonharrystummy]

Reblog if its ok to message you during this holiday season incase Im feeling lonely or out of place during family events because no one should be alone on Christmas

[nxttime-deactivated20190202]

‘course it is, lovely ^^

[klbwriting]

I may be on hiatus from writing but not from talking to people who want to chat

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[ask-sui-and-others-deactivated2]

i woke up and saw this and reblogged just for thin now any who back to sleep

[transmasc-starscream]

So, anyone wanna move to discord and twitter with me?

[c0co-cos]

….we should have realized this when it was presented to us

[notwindandnotsweeper]

Whos next

[bottommemes]

Raw and Order

[acciowine]

🎵 cum, cum 🎵

[gingerlicious69-deactivated2018]

Special Bottoms Unit

[im-the-batmann]

[reddit-tales]

Workers, when have you said “fuck this, I quit”?

I used to work at McDonalds (I know). Opening usually involved me at the front counter with a headset on so I could do drive-through orders and handle making coffee / putting orders together / taking money at the front from the little old people that came in at the crack of dawn every morning. We would also have a manager who was there to be important and one person in the kitchen. We’re a small rural town so usually this is fine but we were on kind of a major highway so sometimes it would get busy out of nowhere.

Depending on the manager the amount of help we had would vary wildly. One morning we got super busy and I started cracking under the pressure. I’m a fantastic multi-tasker but my drive-through line was backing up since I was trying to juggle them and all the walk-in folks from my front registers and when it gets packed…well, it’s fun. I glance around trying to find my manager for help. I see him on one of our cameras – he’s outside smoking a cigarette around the side of the building. Mind you, this is like his third trip out to smoke this morning. I’m absolutely dying trying to get caught up. Customers are being passive aggressive saying they will come behind the counter and get their own coffee and stuff. I have people yelling at me in my headset from the drive through. I end up having to remove the headset just to try to get the frontline sorted. I start making progress with the front but I basically had to sacrifice the drive-through customers for two minutes.

Apparently the cars outside start yelling at my manager and interrupt his smoke break so he comes in, sees me with my headset off and goes berserk. He’s like “WHOS TAKING THE DRIVE-THRU ORDERS?” I’m in the middle of trying to get a fresh pot of coffee going so I sort of auto-respond “No one. Hang on.” as I continue to dash around behind our counter to grab a fruit & yogurt parfait for an order. He basically gets in my way and starts giving me shit. Loudly, talking to me like I’m a dog. I point to the camera and yell, loudly enough to disrupt the entire inside of the restaurant. “I’m these two registers, first window, second window, and I’m bagging. I’m like FOUR PEOPLE and you’re out behind the building not doing SHIT!”

His eyes go wide. I can tell he knows I’m holding on by my last thread. He’s sighs. And he’s like “You’re in a ton of trouble but we can talk about this later.” No. Fuck him. I’m done. I’m all riled up from random customers yelling at me. I toss him the headset. “You want to give me shit for not being able to run like four stations with no support? Run five. I’ll watch.” I remove my name badge.

He went to say something to me. I turn away, facing the one girl working in the kitchen who is watching this all play out. I remember telling her “I’m so sorry.” and then I dropped my name badge, toss my hat on the counter, grab a water cup, put on (and zip) my jacket so my uniform is covered up. I go to the drink fountain, fill my water cup, and then I go sit on the far side of the seating area and watch him go down in flames. He ends up ALSO taking off the headset and picking up the phone so he can spam call the whole workforce one by one trying to call for help. It’s like 5AM so no one is going to accept a call from their work number. About ten minutes into his struggle he ends up very loudly pleading with me to come back from behind the counter. I can’t even see him on the other side of the sea of people swarming the counter at this point.

I call back “I need a smoke first!” and I go outside.

I don’t smoke. I’ve never smoked. I drive home.

He ended up losing his job.

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

[dudessendnudes]

So Apple did a thing (pls read and reblog)

If you can’t search for anything deemed as NSFW, it’s not a problem with your iPhone/Apple device. It’s not a problem with the app. It’s Apple deeming tumblr in the “pornography category.” This means that you can no longer search for all your favourite terms, and finding new blogs to follow is gonna be difficult unless you go through other people’s blogs to see their reposts and their followed blogs. The app is being blocked by Apple.

DONT DELETE THE APP. If you do good luck getting it back lmao. Tumblr no longer appears on the App Store. (You can get it back through your purchased history but there’s no actual page to search for.)

Hopefully it’s fixed soon. I do my best to provide the best content on my blog, so I guess I’ll have to switch out to my laptop for a while to get some stuff. In the meantime, please continue to submit your stuff. Please reblog this to make other Apple users aware!!

[dewittdewoo]

Important announcement pls share

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[bifrostiron]

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text